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    Sensory Overload

    I have somehow managed to spend an entire Saturday on the Internet searching every site from WebMD to the DSM in order to try and make sense of what the hell seems to be happening to me as of late. I think I may have finally succeeded in my pursuit of self-diagnosis. According to Wikipedia, sensory overload occurs when one or more of the body’s senses experiences over-stimulation from the environment. While I’m not fully trusting of any info found on Wiki, I must say that at least this does sound like an accurate assessment of my current state. I haven’t eaten, slept, or even showered in days. I can’t focus on work and my upcoming show is sure to suffer greatly because of my seemingly impending demise. Ok, so maybe I’m not dying, but if I don’t get this under control soon it could certainly become a possibility!

    Diagnosis: Sensory Overload
    Probable Cause: The one and only Tina Kennard
    Prognosis: It doesn’t look good.
    Treatment Plan: Well, they say acknowledging the existence of a problem is the first step to solving it, so here goes nothing.

    I, Bette Porter, suffer from Sensory Overload. There is no other possible explanation. I know it’s not fair to place all the blame on her, but damn, that woman will be the sole reason for my complete and total undoing. I have accepted my fate and I will take it like a boss! Sorry Mr. Thomas, but I will gladly go gently into that good night if it is by her hand. I can’t think of a better way to go!

    I guess since I’ve admitted the problem, I should try to identify possible triggers to help me deal with this in the future. Seeing as how I am 100% sure that I cannot possibly stay away from Tina, I should figure out a way to live my life in spite of the overwhelming reactions that her presence evokes. And, since she will be back from her week long business trip in 2 days, I’d better get it together stat!

    I know that I’m going to catch major shit from Al when she sees me this afternoon. I have managed to avoid her like the plague all week because I didn’t want to listen to her telling me how awful I look. Believe me, I know all too well how bad it is! I stopped turning on the light to pee because I swear I heard the mirror gasp in horror this morning when I went to wash my hands.

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    Comments

    1. This was so good, it made me smile the whole time.

      You have a unique way to tell your story and i absolute love the way you wrote about Bette’s insights.

      It was very funny.

    2. Now look at you, RR, you are 2 funny! You’ve done it again! Toldya’ you’d write page turner updates. Tko’d by Tina?….naw…more like ‘pussywhipped’ my dear. I can imagine your “NC17” posts…now that’s gonna be worth waiting for! Hope you keep posting and soon…you had me lmfao the whole time I was reading…made my day! You’re a great writer, keep up the great work! Enjoy your weekend…

    3. fantastic! Loved all the details of this story.
      Bette and Tina love.
      I was also dry mouth, reading the thoughts of Bette.
      You’re a great writer.
      Congratulations!
      anxious for a new chapter…

    4. You have the ability to make me actually laugh, not just when I am reading it, but later as I recall the story. That is something to cherish. Please continue with this story.

    5. Thanks everyone for all the positive feedback!

      It’s such an incredible feeling to know that something I created can make so many people happy. :)

      Bless you all for taking the time to read! More to come, I promise. Please be patient with me though.

    6. Agree wholeheartedly with all the Comments! Made me LOL but also I retained a smile on my face and a warm feeling in the region of my heart. Love this couple together and in love! Great writing please do more!

    7. I really liked it. I love your sense of humor. as I read the story, through a smile on my face, I loved the detailed description of Bette.
      I really love the way you write your story.
      I look forward to the next chapter.

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