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    Deja vu and the Clones

    Déjà vu and the Clones

    Previously:
     A woman named Annie sees on TV that a vigilante dressed as Xena the Warrior Princess is fighting evil at night. She is convinced she is her, and she is the reincarnation of Xena.  When she tells her live-in boyfriend, Harry, he doesn't believe her. They go to a Past Lives Councilor named Mattie. Through hypnotic trances, Mattie takes them back several times and they discover that Annie was actually Joxer in a past life, Harry was Xena, and Mattie was Gabrielle.


    Annie told Harry they can't be together because he (Xena) and Mattie (Gabrielle) are soul mates. Annie went off alone, vowing to be Xena in her next life, and Mattie and Harry got married.


     When a scroll is found in the Ionian Sea asserting that Xena and Ares were married in front of the Fates, a press conference was held to report the details of the scroll to the public. Annie, who had held several menial jobs to fund her publication 
    The Joxer the Mighty Quarterly, was in attendance. In the meantime, Mattie and Harry had come home after a trip to Greece. Going through the piled up mail, Mattie found a letter about the conference and its subject. They hurried to get to it before it was over. Ares showed up, and convinced Xena would honor her vows,  switched her spirit from Harry's body into Annie, and put Joxer's soul into Harry. After much confusion and fighting, the scroll was destroyed, Ares was thwarted, and Annie and Mattie went off together, with Harry trailing behind.

    Chapter One

    The A&M Detective Agency

    "Annie, you'll never guess what today is."

    Annie looked up from her desk where she was reading the morning newspaper. Mattie was doing the same at her desk, only she was reading the LA Times online. Both had coffee and donuts, thanks to Harry, their receptionist/secretary/gofer. After Ares had switched Xena's and Joxer's spirits into Annie's and Harry's bodies, Annie and Mattie decided to convert the Past Lives clinic into an office for their new detective agency. What better way to find and to help those who need it?

    All three of them were living in the house that had been Annie and Harry's, then Mattie and Harry's. Annie and Mattie moved into the master bedroom, and Harry was in one of the two spare bedrooms. (Annie and Harry had divorced not long after he and Mattie moved in together.) It seemed to be a satisfactory arrangement. Being early risers, Annie and Mattie were always up with the sun, and after a shared, long, hot shower, they would make their way to the office for the peace and quiet that inevitably ended when Harry showed up around eight thirty with a dozen donuts and large coffees.

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