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    Just The Girl 2.0 – Chapter Eighteen (Based loosely on HYD: Returns)

    CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Match Maid In Heaven

     

     

    Previously..

    I felt the heat of Sonja’s body beside me on the edge of the bed. She’s gonna poke my arm once.. twice.. and then shake me gently. That was her usual technique.

     

    So imagine my surprise when I felt my pillow violently yanked from below my head and used several times to hit me with staggering shots to the body. Jesus Christ! I’m awake! I’m awake!

     

    “What the fuck?!” I yelled, sitting up in bed.

     

    But instead of Sonja’s round face, someone else was looking back at me with a devious grin and twinkling eyes.

     

    Am I dreaming of porn? I knew I shouldn’t have visited xtube last night..

     

    It was Tina. My Tina. In a maids uniform.

     

    “Good morning Miss Bette!”

     

    Holy hell.

     

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    DAY ONE

    Porter Estate, Weschester County NY

     

    Past the thick double doors, across the carpeted floors, down three flights of stairs, through a maze of hallways and one or two secret passageways.. Bette Porter, breathless and on edge, streaked as fast as an exhibitionist in a college frat party – zooming in and out of corridors like a mouse in a maze. No, she wasn’t naked – but she might as well have been, with her flimsy nightie leaving little to nothing to the imagination. So preoccupied was her racing mind that she didn’t notice her state of near undress until she unceremoniously collided with one of the glass sliding doors leading to her destination. A minute pause to rub her smarting forehead made her stop and stare at her reflection; and when she realized how much flesh she was showing, a moment of embarrassed panic swept over her body, making her grab the nearest garment she could find for much needed cover. The goldenl curtains came off with one powerful tug, a feat that elicited a cocky grin from her lips – only to be wiped away when the iron bar holding it in place fell and missed her toe by an inch. She let out a sigh of relief before wrapping the heavy cloth around her body like a toga. She looked mighty stupid, but she didn’t give a damn. No one would dare laugh at her in this place anyway – well, expect for the soul she left behind a few minutes ago in her bedroom; tidying up after her and arranging her bed. The thought of her newest maid made her remember the reason why she was running barefoot through the halls, wearing a toga made out of a curtain and sporting some serious bedhead. And in a snap of a finger, she was back running again – resuming her journey to the two-story house at the back of the estate, separated from the main mansion by a lush sprawling garden and spectacularly lengthy fountain. Normally she’d use a golf cart when going around the grounds, but since there was none in plain sight, she opted to use her feet instead. Though rather than passing by the garden and its twisting walkways, she saved time by cutting right through it, jumping into the shallow fountain and running across the chlorinated waters – sending droplets all over the place with her rushing feet.

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    1. this installment had me literally wheezing with laughter! so many one-liners i had to read again, they were just so good. so funny and sweet, our two stubborn soulmates – the maid scenario was a tricky proposition and you pulled it off brilliantly :-) this story is one of a kind. belated birthday wishes alchemy – i hope it was a great one – and i can’t wait for the next post

    2. You did it again alch. I wish I can do what you do. Hilarious! Need to get rid of shawty and red, something tells me they’ll be showing in the Hamptons. Awesom are you. I’m not worth, I’m not worthy! Happy B-day!

    3. This was the first I have read of your story. I read this whole post in one sitting. I will have to go back and read all the other post. Nothing else is going to being getting done around here until I’m caught up. :)This was crazy fun in places. Bette is so mean and sarcastic but this has been a fun read. Thanks for the post.

    4. I’ m very happy that you didn’ t write for a while for good things. Happy birthday Alchemy (although I’ m belated)! I hope you had a great time and a lot of drinks! As for the story, another perfect chapter as always. Thank you very much for that story. I have said it before and I will say it again: It’ s my favourite. Thank you girl. I can’ t wait for the next one. Many kisses.

    5. Happy B’day Alchy!!! May you have a wonderful upcoming year – and thank you for your gift of writing for us. First…LOL!Secondly…ROFL!Thirdly…ROFLMAO!!!!!I love fun-Alchy! (yes…I know…you had to do the drama…but you are the Mt. Everest-of-fanfic humor!” I laughed so hard…my dog started to bark with all the excitement and joy! You are simply C-O-N-T-A-G-I-O-U-S-L-Y F-U-N!!!!!! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! *btw…what a tease with the ‘almost kiss.’ :)I love Tina when she’s all “weed-like.” Brings out the flirt in Bette. So sweet! PPS!

    6. Happy Birthday Alchemy, wishing you all the best my friend. OMG that was so freaking funny and sweet, B&T are killing us here with their stbborn and crazy way there lol. Please post more, thanks!

    7. Oh I haven’t laughed that hard in quite a while. Alchemy that was just an amazing chapter, all of it. There are so many examples of your unique humor from Bette’s admission of her love for Tina to Tina’s drooling conversation with Bette concerning her breath. Awesome. Thanks for posting I loved the read.

    8. It took me 6 days to have the courage to read this Alch, I couldn’t bear to see them hurting each other that much. Then I wanted to see at what level you were so I finally read it. I am so glad I’ve done it BECAUSE I love it almost back to what I love about your story: LOVE and CARE. Thank you, thank you, thank you and a late HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    9. Happy Belated Birthday, Alch! I feel like I’m the one getting the present with this chapter. Your humor is exceptional…had me laughing like a loon the whole way through. Too many good parts to mention starting with Bette’s horrific morning breath to Tina’s asphyxiatingly tight new uniform. Just brilliant!!

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