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Would You Love Me..?
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Would You Love Me..?
“..if I dyed my hair green?”
“No.”
“You wouldn’t?”
“No. I mean, I know you would never dye your hair green.”
“Well.. I guess..”
“Want another shot?”
“Yes please. But if I do dye it, would you still love me Tee?”
“Of course I would.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. Your hair would probably look like seaweeds, but you know just how much I love seafood.”
“And money.”
“Huh?”
“They’re both green.”
“Oh.. yeah, right. Seaweeds and money.”
“And salads too.”
“Right. Pour me another shot please.”
“Here.”
“Cheers!”
Clink.
“Cheers Tee!”
“Bottom’s up babe..”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. that burns.”
“Mmmm.. good though.”
“How about armpit hair?”
“What about it?”
“If I start growing mine long, would you still love me?”
“Depends.”
“On what?”
“How long it is. Gimme an estimate..”
“About.. let’s see.. an inch?”
“Yeah, I’d love you still.”
“Two?”
“Love you lots.”
“Three inches and kinky?”
“I’ll trim it while you sleep.”
“But you’d still love me?”
“I’d love you no less.”
“But not more?”
“Not unless you trim it down to two. Past that, no more.”
“Why not?”
“I like the number two.”
“You do.”
“Besides, you can already braid hair longer than three inches. That’s kinda icky.”
“Yeah, gross. Hey, can they do cornrows with armpit hair?”
“I have no idea.”
“I’ll ask Shane tomorrow. I’m sure she knows.”
“Let’s have another shot.”
“You’re drunk. Cheers baby..”
“Cheers sweetie! So are you.”
“Not as bad as you. I can still see straight.”
“That’s cause your eyes are crossing so much they’ve merged into one.”
“Really?”
“Uh-huh. How many fingers am I holding up?”
“Two.”
“Three, babe.”
“Tee, I’m sure that’s just two.”
“Whose fingers are these?”
“Yours.”
“See? I should know better. End of discussion.”
“Nah-uh! You were holding up two fingers Tee. Two.”
Sigh. “Babe, you’ve always been a skeptic and a sore loser. What’s new?”
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahahaha, omfg i couldnt stop laughing. “I drank and peed on the bed?” LMFAO
Too funny.
ahahahaha! damn! that was funny.
I clap my hands in glee when I saw your post. They are hilarious. Looking forward to more post from you. Thanks for sharing.
The best story I’ve read so far. Funny as heck. I laughed from beginning to end. BRAVO.
Perfect story for this Sunday evening…made me smile…made me laugh out loud…made me believe in love. Thanks!
I love seeing your name by a post although I should know by now not to drink anything while reading…laughing out loud while spewing coffee out my nose. Absolutely hilarious start to finish! Hoping for more of your fantastic writing on your break. Thanks, Alchemy!
I’ll read anything you write…it is always ROFL funny! Thanks for posting. Looking forward to JTG updates.
That was hilarious. So drunk, so sexy and fun to read.
hhahahahaha wow LMFAO daa they`re so funny when they are drunk love them
That was so funny, soooo funny. I cannot stop laughing. Thank you for the post, needed it for this time of the year lol. Looking forward to more post from you any I will say lol. Gosh that was good!!!
Well, I laughed till I cried — that was a hoot! What a clever idea.
Alchy…obviously NOT studying while you came up with this…this was fall on your butt funny!!!!!! Miss you…thanks for your zany humor…you are incredible!!!!
OMG bad idea to read it at 1 in the morning with everyone sleeping at home… lol it was soooo damn funny! u HAVE to post more fic like this ;) “BABEEE, ALICE JUST FINGERED ME!” LMAO
OMG this is so funny and crazy and cute, can’t stop laughing, love it. Thanks for the post!
This was just too hilarious. Thank you love it.
Can’t think of a better start to a week than reading this! Soooooo funny!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Once again, you did it! It was hilarious. Thank you for the post. I’m looking forward to your next one. Kisses
So funny!Great story.Thank you.
Just too freaking funny. I laughed from beginning to end. Absolutely hilarious. We needed that laugh. Thanks for posting.
Loved it and by the way this wasn’t your silliest but very close :) I love your writing. You write I’ll read. Please
Thanks for the funny entertaining story.
lmao!!!! im dying laughing great story!!
This was soooo funny! I laughed out loud. You write so well!!b