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    Dinah Drama

    Bette: Hey sweetie, you missed us?

    Josh: Yes!

    Both parents pepper their son with kisses and smile at Angie and Mickey who also walk into the room.

    Angie: Finally

    Both kids hug their parents just as Kit anxiously makes her way into the foyer.

    Kit: Finally, where have you guys been?

    Bette looks at her sister curiously…

    Bette: Uh Dinah?

    Kit: No, I mean I’ve been trying to call you for the last hour

    Tina: Why? Everything okay?

    Mickey: We got company….

    Bette lifts her eyes at her son.

    Mickey: I mean we have company…

    Bette smiles and winks Mickey.

    Tina: Who?

    Just then a familiar face rounds the corner. Tina’s brows deepen in confusion.

    Tina: Mom?

    Carol: Hey honey….

    She smiles and shrugs sheepishly.

    Carol: You said to come whenever so……

    Tina and Bette glance at each other before Tina responds.

    Tina: Uh yeah…. it’s just a surprise…. you came by yourself?

    Before she can respond Mikey jumps in.

    Mickey: Nope. More people by the pool….

    Mickey then looks at Bette as he pushes his glasses up.

    Mickey: They drank the last of the juice and Aunt Kit’s red velvet is gone…not a crumb left.

    Bette snaps her fingers at her son.

    Bette: Stop talking and go to your room

    Mickey shrugs and then hurries out of the room with Goldie right on his heels.

    Carol: The plan was to come alone but your brother and sister….

    Tina looks over her mother’s shoulder and sees her siblings entering the foyer.

    Ricky: Hey, Chrissy….

    Becca:(smiles) Surprise….

    Tina takes a beat before she responds.

    Tina: It is definitely that….

    Becca and Ricky walk over and take turns giving Tina an awkward embrace.

    Becca: You look great….

    Tina: Yeah, you too….

    Bette allows Josh to squirm out of her arms as she glares at Tina’s family.

    Bette: So where are you staying? And hello by the way to all the people standing in my foyer who has yet to acknowledge my presence.

    Carol gives Bette a small smile.

    Carol: Yes, sorry Bette…. how are you?

    Bette: Great Carol…. you?

    Carol: Well…. a little nervous at the moment but other than that….

    An uncomfortable silence ensues until Kit breaks the stillness in the room.

    Kit: Okay? Well, I’m outta here….

    Kit grabs her things as Tina walks over to her mother and siblings. Bette smirks at her sister.

    Bette: Funny how you have your things all packed and ready to go

    Kit: I know when it’s time to stay and when it’s time to get the hell outta dodge….

    Kit glances at the Kennards and then looks at Bette.

    Kit: Good luck wit all that baby girl

    She pecks Bette on the cheek before she hurries out of the house. Tina walks over to her wife and sighs. Bette’s shoulders drop when she sees the look in Tina’s eyes.

    Bette: T….no

    Tina: Baby they’re my family, what do you want me to do?

    Bette: There’s a nice little hotel a mile away….

    Tina: I know…

    Bette: Your family and I don’t like each other Tina

    Tina: I know

    Bette looks into her wife’s pleading eyes and sighs.

    Bette: Fine but the first sign of bullshit they’re out T

    Tina: I’ll pack their bags myself, babe

    Tina leans in and gives Bette a meaningful kiss.

    Tina: I love you

    Bette:(smiles) You better

    Tina giggles and pecks Bette on the lips one more time before walking away.

    Bette: How long are they staying?

    Tina glances over her shoulder.

    Tina: A week

    Bette’s shoulders drop once again.

    Bette: Shit, can’t even get past our fucking doorway before the drama of being back home begins….



    1. Thank you for the chapter!

      Maybe it’s only for me, but i think Tibette sometimes going too far with all this Alfa/Female separation in this story. And when they do that – their family seems very like typical geterosexual family, where man (Bette) drinking beer in bar with his friends, go to the strip clubs and even smoke drugs (don’t like at all this shit). While wife (Tina) sit at home with kids.
      So no, my voice for Tibette like equal partners, not for divided on the male/female characters.

      • Zhenya, i do not agree with you at all. I think it is just a good thing they both have their own nights out. And they go out together as a couple and with their friends.

        It all started when Bette threw that party for Shane before she married Carmen. It is fun and they all love it to play being Alpha’s and Fems once and a while.

        In my eyes they all have a loving and happy marriage and they have their problems and fights just like hetero couples, and yes they will seek advice and complain about their partners with their friends, but come on, this is fiction, but it happens in”real life” too.

        • You have your point, i have mine. Like i say – i prefer equal Tibette in s5, not with alfa Bette and her housewife Tina in s1.
          And this Alpha/female for me still equal typical man/woman relationship

          • I think they are equal in this story and Tina is certainly not a housewife in this story. She has her own career and they both take care of their family.

            Sure Bette is a Alpha, but she respects Tina as a woman, who can stand on her own two feet, but this is how they interact in their relationship and they both love to play the Alpha and Femme act. and if it seems to you as Bette as” the man and Tina as the housewife ” you have the right to see it as that.

            Being Alpha/female in a relationship happen in same couple relationship too.

    2. I almost jumped from joy when i saw you posted a chapter!

      It was a pleasure to read it, so much fun and the little drama. The Alpha’s and the Fems, when you started that and still write about them, it is so funny to read how they act and react to and with each other.

      I am happy that Tina is able to explain to Bette about how Bette made her feel in their first marriage when she acted like a controlling bitch. They both really grew up and are able to talk and apologize about most things.

      Poor Bette, the Kennard family for a whole week in the house, what a mood killer after a relaxed weekend away.

      If they don’t behave i will kick them out of the house by myself.

      Waiting patiently for the next chapter!

    3. Hi BEG:

      Thanks for this amazing chapter, I really like your stories. This one is very funny and relaxing.
      I guess we’ll have more fun in the next chapter with Tina’s family at home.
      Hope you could update the other wonderful stories, especially “Unintentional love”
      Thank you again and pps.


      • If there’s a petition to ask you which stories need an update, i would give my vote to unintentional love and down to earth (what can i say, i’m too greedy, and i love all your stories). I know that u might be busy, but i think every one desperate for an update :)
        So please, browneyedgirl, don’t let us hang too long :)

    4. Enjoyed the Dinah weekend, Tina and Bette continue to grow as a couple and handle things so much better than they used to in their past marriage. Glad Tina revealed WHY she reacted to Bette’s request to change out of her outfit. Although I think Bette had a valid point of not wanting her wife out and about ASS out in the wind like that. It’s a respect thing for me. :)

      OMG…the Kennards are in town for a week in Bette’s house! Mama Kennard, I believe Bette could tolerate but those other two….judgmental jerks, WOW. Hope you write us something about Kennard Week next chapter!

      Thanks for the update! Always happy to see a new chapter from you.

    5. Savouring this last posted chapter truly made my day, dear author, and I cannot help but trying my best Bette’s pouting face to ask you a new chapter as soon as possible !! Well, what can I say ? I’m just addicted to this story, with all this wonderful and so endearing mix of humor, bit of drama and so obvious love for your characters…
      Now I’m pretty worried for my poor Bette surrounded by all these awful Kennards – mainly the sibblings.
      Please, please, could we have the joy to get a new chapter ?? Thank you SO much for everything – and take great care of you ! :-)

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