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Tina chuckles and holds her hands up.
Tina: Fine by me but when whatever you two concoct blows up in your face, don’t come knocking on my door because I will be otherwise occupied.
Alice pouts and stomps her foot.
Alice: Tina come on, we need you with us…. Right, Lara?
Lara smiles and shrugs.
Lara: I don’t have a horse in this race. I’m the single one in the group, remember?
Carmen: Oh please, you don’t want Dana running around any more than we want our women to so cut the shit, Perkins.
Lara rolls her eyes before she looks out of the window and completely checks out of the conversation.
Tina: I’m not helping you guys sabotage a night you knew was coming, and I already told Bette I was okay with it…
Alice opens her mouth to respond but Tina interrupts her.
Tina: And I have things, nasty freaky things I plan on doing with my wife for the next two days and I’m not about to let you two bitches ruin that…
Carmen: Yeah cause you and Bette really need this weekend to be nasty and freaky Ms. “Fuck against the glass” Kennard.
Tina smirks and shrugs before she sips her juice.
Tina: Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me….
Alice turns and looks at Carmen.
Alice: We’re obviously on our own……let’s think and then pow-wow via text?
Carmen:(smiles) Text meeting it is…
Tina shakes her head as she watches Carmen and Alice bump fists….
About ten minutes later, Bette is tightening the tire bolts while Alice films it all for her Snapchat followers.
Alice: And that’s how you get shit done ladies…. thanks to my badass wife and best friend. #Alphas
Tasha smiles and kisses Alice and Bette takes Alice’s phone.
Bette: She woulda been screwed. Learn how to change a tire, ladies.
Alice takes her phone back.
Alice: Alright we’re outta here, see you gals at Dinah. Woo!
Alice slides her phone into her pocket and then turns and shakes her head at Dana and Shane.
Alice: Was watching through the window…. you two did nothing……
Dana: Neither did you, Alice. Unless you call deliberately running over shit contributing to the situation.
Alice: It’s not my fault the rental place lied about what their tires can do Dana…