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Shane: Can we go now before the Coyotes decide they’re ready for brunch?
Tina happily wipes her wife’s brow and holds a bottle of juice while Bette sips from the straw.
Tina: Yeah let’s go, my baby needs to cool down.
Alice scoffs and rolls her eyes.
Alice: Oh please, she changed a tire she didn’t climb Mt. Kilimanjaro Tina.
Tina raises her brows at Alice.
Tina: She’s in this state because you apparently weren’t aware that sharp objects are kryptonite to tires……now let’s go.
Alice pouts and Tasha smiles and pecks her wife on the lips.
Tasha: It’s okay baby……hey you people lay off my wife.
Alice turns and smiles at Tasha.
Alice: You know I love it when you stick up for me baby. I’m gonna go down so hard when we get to the hotel
Shane: Ew…look I’ll drive, you’re done for the day Alice
Bette tosses the keys to Shane before everyone loads up and gets back on the road….
Alice looks over the top of her sunglasses as Shane pulls up to the Luxurious hotel.
Alice: Fuck, Tina how much money did this cost you?
When Tina doesn’t answer, Alice turns around and shakes her head when she sees Tina giggling and making out with her wife.
Alice Hey, Tina? I’m talking to you woman.
Tina pulls herself away from Bette and looks at Alice.
Alice: I asked if you had to sell a vital organ for this hotel.
Tina smiles as she goes back to nipping at her wife’s lips.
Tina: No, it was mostly comped
She then giggles when Bette whispers in her ear. Dana rolls her eyes and sighed.
Dana: I see what kind of trip this is gonna be….
Once they get checked in, they ride the elevator to the top floor and step out to the Penthouse. Carmen laughs and spins around the open space.
Carmen: Now this is how you do Dinah Shore ladies…
Dana walks over and looks out of the window and smiles down at the scantily clad women surrounding the pool downstairs.
Dana: I think I’m suddenly in the mood for a dip in the pool.
Lara glares at Dana and then peeks into one of the rooms.