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Don’t Cry Out. – (Chapter: 6. Nineties Kids.)
Spencer snorted. “Then you should probably choose one. You know, rather than wasting money on seven of them.”
Ashley just shrugged. “Jack Farley could use some more coffee pots anyway.”
“What about pogs?” They’d finally returned to the Bakery – with three coffee pots, as Spencer had convinced Ashley to put most of them back – and were now seated comfortably at the same table they’d been before, in the same seats, drinking the same coffee. The only difference was that the coffee was made in a new, unbroken pot.
“What about them?” Ashley asked, sipping her coffee and looking absently at the newspaper in front of her. The headline was something about politics, so she didn’t care to dive into the story.
“Did you collect them?” Spencer replied, folding over the edge of the paper she had in front of her. She had the entertainment section of the paper, but it wasn’t very entertaining.
“Nuh-uh.” Ashley shook her head. “Told you, Barbies and Easy Bakes. I needed food and friends, and that was how I got them.”
Spencer frowned, looking up from the uninteresting paper. “Food and friends?”
Ashley shrugged, not tearing her eyes from the newspaper. “Yeah. You know, Em. Dad was a rockstar, Mom’s a bitch. I didn’t meet Kyla until after my dad died. So, I made friends with my Barbies and ate Easy-Bake cakes.”
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alkaline says
Damn, that was a trip down memory lane! I had all the Ninja Turtle action figures…they played with my barbies. Love the fic, keep up the good work!Oh, and Ashley’s right, Michaelangelo is the best TMNT.
not_so_supergirl says
I am usually a silent reader but I felt compeled to say that the best ninja turtle was neither Michelangelo nor Rapheal, Leonardo was the best. Well I think Spencer should come clean before it all blows up in her face. Or better yet it will blow up in her face and then she will be left to try and explain. Well even though I may not say it after each update I love your story and the secret lives of office supplies.
clomle44 says
ooh oooh ooooooh number exchange! And yes, we’re still in the fallout shelter. We have pringles and coke now. Both real and coke zero for those people who worry about their weight in the post apocalyptic era. I can tell the explosion is going to be huge. Oh deary me. Oh well, I have buffy reruns in here, I’m sweet. Waiting for you to join, but you have to bring the stapler. And the paper clip. I loved the paperclip! I LOVED THE UPDATE! I might, in fact, love you :)
NotTwinny says
YAY! Shout outs for me and everyone else! What a great way to start an update. Btw, it was a really great one. And all those toys you mentioned? Awesome, I was never into MTNT but I liked Barbies and Lite-Brites and My Little Pony and…that over stuff. Wicked. Keep posting, I like this story ‘cos you get your inspiration from real life. :] Pms please. Love xoxo.
alkaline says
Damn, that was a trip down memory lane! I had all the Ninja Turtle action figures…they played with my barbies. Love the fic, keep up the good work!Oh, and Ashley’s right, Michaelangelo is the best TMNT.
not_so_supergirl says
I am usually a silent reader but I felt compeled to say that the best ninja turtle was neither Michelangelo nor Rapheal, Leonardo was the best. Well I think Spencer should come clean before it all blows up in her face. Or better yet it will blow up in her face and then she will be left to try and explain. Well even though I may not say it after each update I love your story and the secret lives of office supplies.
clomle44 says
ooh oooh ooooooh number exchange! And yes, we’re still in the fallout shelter. We have pringles and coke now. Both real and coke zero for those people who worry about their weight in the post apocalyptic era. I can tell the explosion is going to be huge. Oh deary me. Oh well, I have buffy reruns in here, I’m sweet. Waiting for you to join, but you have to bring the stapler. And the paper clip. I loved the paperclip! I LOVED THE UPDATE! I might, in fact, love you :)
NotTwinny says
YAY! Shout outs for me and everyone else! What a great way to start an update. Btw, it was a really great one. And all those toys you mentioned? Awesome, I was never into MTNT but I liked Barbies and Lite-Brites and My Little Pony and…that over stuff. Wicked. Keep posting, I like this story ‘cos you get your inspiration from real life. :] Pms please. Love xoxo.
getawaydriver says
i thought lite brights went out of popularity in the 80’s. i still have my easy bake oven…i think it was one of the first one’s ever made. i’m trying to figure out what to do with it, since they probably don’t even make the right light bulbs for it anymore and i doubt my future little boy will want to use it. any suggestions? so i’m like 170 years old and i collected smurf figures. (just felt like i was at an AA meeting or something) this story is sooo much fun…but darn i wish spencer would tell ashley the truth. ack. it’s going to get messy…too messy for ninja turtle band aids i think.
getawaydriver says
i thought lite brights went out of popularity in the 80’s. i still have my easy bake oven…i think it was one of the first one’s ever made. i’m trying to figure out what to do with it, since they probably don’t even make the right light bulbs for it anymore and i doubt my future little boy will want to use it. any suggestions? so i’m like 170 years old and i collected smurf figures. (just felt like i was at an AA meeting or something) this story is sooo much fun…but darn i wish spencer would tell ashley the truth. ack. it’s going to get messy…too messy for ninja turtle band aids i think.
goober says
I’m with Pegleg, yo. This brought be back to my days of old school Star Wars action figures (my sister had the Milenium Falcon – I was SO jealous) and Garbage Pail Kids cards. I admit, however, I totally had My Little Pony toys, but I wasn’t a huge fan. I only had them in Preschool. What I really wanted, though, was a Lite Brite. We only had one in my Preschool and all the boys would take it over for ALL of playtime. I was too shy so I never got a go at it. I still regret my inaction to this very day. :) And no way in hell would my parents EVER give me an Easy-Bake or anything else food related. My best friend had a Snoopy Cone machine and that rocked, though. She also had Hungry Hungry Hippos, which was the bomb, and Crossfire! which sucked ass.
goober says
I’m with Pegleg, yo. This brought be back to my days of old school Star Wars action figures (my sister had the Milenium Falcon – I was SO jealous) and Garbage Pail Kids cards. I admit, however, I totally had My Little Pony toys, but I wasn’t a huge fan. I only had them in Preschool. What I really wanted, though, was a Lite Brite. We only had one in my Preschool and all the boys would take it over for ALL of playtime. I was too shy so I never got a go at it. I still regret my inaction to this very day. :) And no way in hell would my parents EVER give me an Easy-Bake or anything else food related. My best friend had a Snoopy Cone machine and that rocked, though. She also had Hungry Hungry Hippos, which was the bomb, and Crossfire! which sucked ass.
dddisfunctional says
haha, i went looking for my light-brite. i loved this chapter.
dddisfunctional says
haha, i went looking for my light-brite. i loved this chapter.
PM76 says
Ah the 90s, ninja turtles and light-brites–I loved ’em. Thanks for the flashback. And thanks for another bang-up post. I agree with the others, this is going to fall apart in front of Spencer’s face. But in the meantime, I’m just going to enjoy the ride.
PM76 says
Ah the 90s, ninja turtles and light-brites–I loved ’em. Thanks for the flashback. And thanks for another bang-up post. I agree with the others, this is going to fall apart in front of Spencer’s face. But in the meantime, I’m just going to enjoy the ride.
lalalalee says
i can’t believe ashley thought that lite brite sounded stupid! wow, i loved mine, she’s crazy. spencer better watch herself! she’s being pretty bold, and all of this is bound to get her in trouble one way or another…
lalalalee says
i can’t believe ashley thought that lite brite sounded stupid! wow, i loved mine, she’s crazy. spencer better watch herself! she’s being pretty bold, and all of this is bound to get her in trouble one way or another…
peglegmeg says
Man, that fic brought me back! I still have all my old G.I. Joe’s and Garbage Pail Kids. Never had an Easy-Bake, though, but I did have a Snoopy Sno-Cone machine. Oh…and love this fic! I hate that Spencer is lying about things. Cause they snowball…baaadly. And soon she will find herself unable to lie anymore and it’s going to hurt everyone involved. Love your dialogue. Rings so true and flows nicely.:)
peglegmeg says
Man, that fic brought me back! I still have all my old G.I. Joe’s and Garbage Pail Kids. Never had an Easy-Bake, though, but I did have a Snoopy Sno-Cone machine. Oh…and love this fic! I hate that Spencer is lying about things. Cause they snowball…baaadly. And soon she will find herself unable to lie anymore and it’s going to hurt everyone involved. Love your dialogue. Rings so true and flows nicely.:)
slayerfan101 says
oh man i agree with pegleg and goober. i can still remember the theme song to teenage mutant ninja turtle! ;) i cant remember all of them i can only recall leonardo. hmm. but i never had any barbies cos my mom said it’s evil. muahahaah. but i wouldnt know what to do with them either. brush their hair and change clothes? puhleez. anyway i love love love this fic. it was funny how the stapler got grounded inside the drawer. the inanimate objects story is such an important part of your fic which makes it so different and unique. i also love how you describe spencer and her fear of emotional pain. your version of spencer is so vulnerable and lovable, one of the best around.:)
slayerfan101 says
oh man i agree with pegleg and goober. i can still remember the theme song to teenage mutant ninja turtle! ;) i cant remember all of them i can only recall leonardo. hmm. but i never had any barbies cos my mom said it’s evil. muahahaah. but i wouldnt know what to do with them either. brush their hair and change clothes? puhleez. anyway i love love love this fic. it was funny how the stapler got grounded inside the drawer. the inanimate objects story is such an important part of your fic which makes it so different and unique. i also love how you describe spencer and her fear of emotional pain. your version of spencer is so vulnerable and lovable, one of the best around.:)