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Toaster Operating Manual
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“I don’t think this is a toaster” Spencer pouts. She picks the shiny metal object up and turns it over.
“It says toaster on the box” Ashley disagrees. Leaning forward she plucks the box from the floor. One of her arms is still wrapped firmly around Spencer’s waist, holding her in an embrace. The move forward momentarily pushes her breasts into Spencer’s back. Ashley smiles slightly at the intake of breath that comes from her girlfriend.
“Where’s the manual?” Spencer asks, forcing it through her distraction.
“Spence, it’s a toaster. You don’t need a goddamn manual” Ashley says pointedly. “You take a piece of bread, you put it in the slot, you push down the button thing, turn the dial to … a number, and wait. Then toast appears. That’s how it works.” She says it slow and easy, likes she’s talking to a five year old, and earns herself an elbow in the ribs.
“Oh really?”
“Yeah really” Ashley replies, rubbing her ribs and scowling. Spencer smiles and uses the opportunity to turn and place a kiss on her girlfriends lips. It starts off slow, just the brushing of her soft lips against Ashley’s. Then her lover’s lips part and she can’t help herself, running her tongue along the bottom lip of Ashley and then sliding it inside, deepening the kiss. She moans as the caress is returned, desire settling low in her pelvis. The velvet feel of the kiss and the panting noises they’re creating are the only real things in this room right now. Breaking it off abruptly Spencer stares into Ashley’s eyes, dark with latent desire. Then she turns back to the toaster.
She hears Ashley groan and lean back dramatically against the couch, one arm flung over her eyes. “Tease. You’re a goddamn tease Spencer Carlin.”
Spencer just laughs.
“Seriously Ash, I don’t think this is a toaster, there has to be a manual.”
“Spencer, you just press down the thingy when bread is in there.”
“I think it’s a small hovercraft, or maybe, it’s a radar receiver.” Spencer muses. “Hey!” she exclaims as Ashley plucks it from her hands.
“Look you just have to press… down… the…” the brunette frowns and shakes the metal box.
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Haha i totally loved that! Who’d have thought a joke about a toaster could turn into the start of an amazing new fic! Can’t wait to see where this goes!
That was funny, I can so see this happening in my mind, I love the steps on the toaster when they turn dirty haha.
you could have made this a song fic…Bob and Tom’s “The Toast Song”…btw,i will never look at my toaster the same way again…
ummm…Miss Clom? Can I have a toaster? I wanna toaster with THAT exact manual, please! Now I would write more but, a cold shower is needed. ;)
great longer pms
i went a toaster when i move in with my girl we byeing a toaster like that was hot love it
That was funny Clomle your the best
HA! i laughed so hard when i saw the title to this; i thought ‘she did it! she actually wrote it!’ not that i wasn’t happy or anything! extremely happy, delighted in fact… twas mouthwatering in deed. now i’m off to read your 28 days…
goddammit clomle44! I’ve finally broken down and thus leaving a comment for you. (Yes I will review more from now on)I have a dilemma now. I used to love toast. It makes bread that much more amazing. But now I don’t think I’ll be able to ever use a toaster again without thinking of this story. GAH. STORY IS SO GOOD.Please write more (amazingly good) stories!
Haha i totally loved that! Who’d have thought a joke about a toaster could turn into the start of an amazing new fic! Can’t wait to see where this goes!
That was funny, I can so see this happening in my mind, I love the steps on the toaster when they turn dirty haha.
you could have made this a song fic…Bob and Tom’s “The Toast Song”…btw,i will never look at my toaster the same way again…
ummm…Miss Clom? Can I have a toaster? I wanna toaster with THAT exact manual, please! Now I would write more but, a cold shower is needed. ;)
great longer pms
i went a toaster when i move in with my girl we byeing a toaster like that was hot love it
That was funny Clomle your the best
HA! i laughed so hard when i saw the title to this; i thought ‘she did it! she actually wrote it!’ not that i wasn’t happy or anything! extremely happy, delighted in fact… twas mouthwatering in deed. now i’m off to read your 28 days…
goddammit clomle44! I’ve finally broken down and thus leaving a comment for you. (Yes I will review more from now on)I have a dilemma now. I used to love toast. It makes bread that much more amazing. But now I don’t think I’ll be able to ever use a toaster again without thinking of this story. GAH. STORY IS SO GOOD.Please write more (amazingly good) stories!
WooWooWooWooWoo! That was hot, Clome. You make me want a toaster for fun and my own personal Mr. Ruffles for comfort. You could make me crave anything that has to do with your stories. Thank you for the update. PMS
WooWooWooWooWoo! That was hot, Clome. You make me want a toaster for fun and my own personal Mr. Ruffles for comfort. You could make me crave anything that has to do with your stories. Thank you for the update. PMS
Hahaha, that was great! I agree with bat7130, we need more toasters like that….and more items that need that approach in order to work. lol, well that was definately a great piece of work. Thanks!!!
Man, now I want toast… with whippped cream and chocolate syrup…What? you’ve never had toast like that? ;)
Hahaha, that was great! I agree with bat7130, we need more toasters like that….and more items that need that approach in order to work. lol, well that was definately a great piece of work. Thanks!!!
Man, now I want toast… with whippped cream and chocolate syrup…What? you’ve never had toast like that? ;)
Okay, so I caved and read it at work, goddammit. And it was so worth it. Hey, at least I managed to wait until you went to sleep. Now I don’t feel as guilty. Okay, so I looooooved it all – the lines about Spencer being noisy, Ashley needing her brains fucked out, all of it was awesome. But I have to say the line “By the time her fingers hit damn curls it’s too late anyway…” made me giggle hysterically. Damn curls? Okay, I know you meant damn curls, but I couldn’t help thinking “Damn curls! Bitch, you were supposed to shave!” I know I know. I’m weird. :D So, um, write a manual on putting together a bookcase or tri-tiered entertainment center. THAT’D be a long one….
Okay, so I caved and read it at work, goddammit. And it was so worth it. Hey, at least I managed to wait until you went to sleep. Now I don’t feel as guilty. Okay, so I looooooved it all – the lines about Spencer being noisy, Ashley needing her brains fucked out, all of it was awesome. But I have to say the line “By the time her fingers hit damn curls it’s too late anyway…” made me giggle hysterically. Damn curls? Okay, I know you meant damn curls, but I couldn’t help thinking “Damn curls! Bitch, you were supposed to shave!” I know I know. I’m weird. :D So, um, write a manual on putting together a bookcase or tri-tiered entertainment center. THAT’D be a long one….
HAHAHAStep one:open box, step two:take toaster out of box, step three: hot passionate sex with your girlfriend, step four:make your girlfriend come so hard she knocks the toaster open, step five: forget the toaster and applaud AT for being fuckin brilliant. *claps* I loved it. and idk if i have said it, but i will most definetly read ANYTHING you write. *bows to the great AT* *hugs* ok now i must jet, but such a sweet parting gift that was. :]:]:]
HAHAHAStep one:open box, step two:take toaster out of box, step three: hot passionate sex with your girlfriend, step four:make your girlfriend come so hard she knocks the toaster open, step five: forget the toaster and applaud AT for being fuckin brilliant. *claps* I loved it. and idk if i have said it, but i will most definetly read ANYTHING you write. *bows to the great AT* *hugs* ok now i must jet, but such a sweet parting gift that was. :]:]:]
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh. my. dear. GOD! that was hilarious and HOT all at the same time! hahahahahaha omg. you are a GODDESS! without a doubt. you win the pulitzer for fanfics. i declare it! all i can say is i will never look at a toaster the same again. HELLOOOO TOAST! omg. you should do others like this. i dunno how. but. you could so pull it off.
hahahahahahahahahahaha oh. my. dear. GOD! that was hilarious and HOT all at the same time! hahahahahaha omg. you are a GODDESS! without a doubt. you win the pulitzer for fanfics. i declare it! all i can say is i will never look at a toaster the same again. HELLOOOO TOAST! omg. you should do others like this. i dunno how. but. you could so pull it off.
oh god how does an innocent toaster got caught up in all this?? *grins* it’s official i’ll read every darn thing you write cos it’s fantabulous!! and you write the hottest of hot smutty goodness.
oh god how does an innocent toaster got caught up in all this?? *grins* it’s official i’ll read every darn thing you write cos it’s fantabulous!! and you write the hottest of hot smutty goodness.
LMAO… how come when i moved in with my girl, the toaster just got sat on the bench… lol My breakfast time will never be the same…considering i almost always eat toast… now ill be making it, and thinking of hot sex at the same time HAHA…Well done :)
LMAO… how come when i moved in with my girl, the toaster just got sat on the bench… lol My breakfast time will never be the same…considering i almost always eat toast… now ill be making it, and thinking of hot sex at the same time HAHA…Well done :)