Okay, who in their right minds moves to a place that's rainy and cold for their retirment? That's nuts. But lucky me I'm the one stuck with the crazy grandparents who decided to move to said rainy place; Forks, Washington. I mean, any normal person would move somewhere warm for retirement, but no, not my grandparents. They had to go and be unique. But that's not the only thing crazy about this. Oh, no. It gets worse. Vampire, werewolves and well, me… but wait, how the hell did I get pulled into all of this?