Well kids, it’s been done, and done, and done again, but I’m going to do it anyway. Ever wish all that drama between Bette and Tina after season one had gone so very differently? Me neither, but I re-wrote it for shits and giggles. This Bette and Tina are VERY different. I won’t give too much away. The lword.com powers that be have demanded as much. No joke, it says so right there at the top: “Please do not post spoilers in the summary of the story. Thank You.” They said please and thank you, they have superb manners. But what they really meant was: “If you want to post your story, do as we say. Now get on your knees and be a good little piggy.” Nah, I’m just playin’…you don’t actually have to be good. Truly though, this is a hurt/comfort story with some funnies thrown in. The first three chapters are literary depictions of events from the show. I wanted to pinpoint certain items. The actual story doesn’t start until Chapter 4, so don’t give up on it until you’ve experienced Bette’s life at the rate of several WTF’s per minute. I proofread and it should be decent. If it’s terribad, I apologize. It’s my first time…so, be gentle?