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    Best For Me – (Chapter: The Further Adventures of Mr. Ruffles)

    Story written on January 20, 2007 by clomle44.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=13226
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    co-starring Humphrey, the Gnu.

     

    “What do you want?” the king snapped at them loudly.

     

    Mr. Ruffles was silent. So Humphrey did something he never thought he’d do. He spoke up.

     

    “We’d like our apostrophe’s back.” His voice was a little tremulous, but it was strong. Mr. Ruffles looked at him in amazement, as did the king. “Please.” He added.

     

    “Who are you?” the king demanded.

     

    The little elephant found his voice, emboldened by his friends braveness. “I am Mr. Ruffles, and this is Humphrey, the brave Gnu. We are from the land of Elly’s bedroom. And you have stolen our apostrophes.”

     

    “oh.” Said the king. “They were so pretty, and I thought they’d keep me company.”

     

    “They’re punctuation marks.” The elephant replied flatly.

     

    “Yes, they turned out to be quite bad company,” mused the King. “Would you stay and talk to me?”

     

    “Why don’t you talk to the nice people out in your land?” Humphrey asked. “They were lovely to us?”

     

    “Oh but they don’t like me,” the Q King objected.

     

    “You could try being nice to them.” Mr. Ruffles suggested.

     

    “Try. Being. Nice… to … them?” The king tried out the sentence. “Do you think that would work?”

     

    The elephant and gnu nodded furiously.

     

    “And if you stop stealing their punctuation, they might be happier.”

     

    “That’s a GREAT idea!” Said the king excitedly. “You guys sure are helpful.”

     

    “So can we have our apostrophe’s back?” Mr. Ruffles asked.

    ”Of course, of course!” The king said. “Take as many as you need. I’m going out to make some friends.” And with that, he was out the front door of the throne room before either little toy could say anything.

     

    As Mr. Ruffles shoveled the apostrophe’s into Humphrey’s now empty pack the two animals chewed on the chocolate they had brought.

     

    “People here sure are weird.” Humphrey noted.

     

    “They sure are Humphrey, they sure are.” Mr. Ruffles agreed.

     

    The trip back to the portal was rather quick. All of their friends gave them happy waves and they caught sight of the king gallivanting around the countryside winning friends and influencing people.

     

    Once they were safely back in the cupboard under the kitchen sink, Mr. Ruffles yawned. “It’s been a long night Humphrey.”

     

    “That it has Mr. Ruffles,” the gun smiled.

     

    They shuffled back to Elly’s room. All was quiet in the house, and the sun was just beginning to peak over the edge of the window sills.

     

    The last thing that Mr. Ruffles did before retiring to bed was to place a careful apostrophe between the IT and S on the blackboard.

     

    “There was no ‘notfair’ monster” Humphrey said with a yawn.

     

    “Nope.” Said Mr. Ruffles. “And it wouldn’t have mattered anyway Humphrey, you’re brave enough to face any monster. I’d come with you anytime.”

     

    The gnu shone with pride at the words of his friend. Mr. Ruffles jumped up on the bed where the sleeping form of Elly lay, and then reached down with his trunk to help Humphrey up. He tucked Humphrey neatly in at the end of the bed, and then lay himself neatly under Elly’s arm, where he belonged.

     

    All was right with the world.

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    2. hahha aweee, but only a LITTLE spashley? oh well, i love humphrey and mr. ruffles. and it made me so happy to see a new chapter to BFM. like, my heart did a flippy thing. You do this to me!

    3. Holy Hell. I’m pretty sure you’re the only person on the planet capable of making a story about two stuffed animals on an adventure in an alternate reality interesting. And manage to somehow tie in some Spashley lovin’. Haha

    5. clomle….wow. you are simply amazing. thank you for sharing your talent and genious with us. although i do feel like you could have given poor mr. ruffles and humphrey some of those commas you have piled on your desk for their travels. seems like you are being king q and hogging them all! but in all seriousness that was unbelievably great and it gives a mere glimpse into the breadth of your seemingly endless creativity. ok enough out of me…im going to check under the sink for grammerland…someone seems to have stolen all of my capital letters!!

    9. hahha aweee, but only a LITTLE spashley? oh well, i love humphrey and mr. ruffles. and it made me so happy to see a new chapter to BFM. like, my heart did a flippy thing. You do this to me!

    10. Holy Hell. I’m pretty sure you’re the only person on the planet capable of making a story about two stuffed animals on an adventure in an alternate reality interesting. And manage to somehow tie in some Spashley lovin’. Haha

    12. clomle….wow. you are simply amazing. thank you for sharing your talent and genious with us. although i do feel like you could have given poor mr. ruffles and humphrey some of those commas you have piled on your desk for their travels. seems like you are being king q and hogging them all! but in all seriousness that was unbelievably great and it gives a mere glimpse into the breadth of your seemingly endless creativity. ok enough out of me…im going to check under the sink for grammerland…someone seems to have stolen all of my capital letters!!

    15. hahahahahaha omg. ok. that was like…the most random and yet HILARIOUS story ever!! i kinda wished you would’ve gone into more detail as to what ash and spence were busy doin lol but oh well. that was amaaaazing! i am SO amped for the sequal!! omg.

    16. hahahahahaha omg. ok. that was like…the most random and yet HILARIOUS story ever!! i kinda wished you would’ve gone into more detail as to what ash and spence were busy doin lol but oh well. that was amaaaazing! i am SO amped for the sequal!! omg.

    17. dude!!! a sequel to BFM!!!! you would make so many people including me, so freakin happy!!! also, after seeing this post, i’m starting to get the feeling that there’s officially nothing you can’t write. You have like every base covered….toaster manuals, stuffed elephant fairy tales, space fics…..i mean seriously, you’ve covered EVERYTHING! Anyway, i love anything and everything you write, and u would make me the happiest peron in the world if you created yet another ff.thanks.

    18. dude!!! a sequel to BFM!!!! you would make so many people including me, so freakin happy!!! also, after seeing this post, i’m starting to get the feeling that there’s officially nothing you can’t write. You have like every base covered….toaster manuals, stuffed elephant fairy tales, space fics…..i mean seriously, you’ve covered EVERYTHING! Anyway, i love anything and everything you write, and u would make me the happiest peron in the world if you created yet another ff.thanks.

    29. Wow that was a neat update. A sequel to BFM i so cant wait. I really like the trip they took. But the funny part was when ashley said there is someone watching us. That was to funny. PMS

    30. Wow that was a neat update. A sequel to BFM i so cant wait. I really like the trip they took. But the funny part was when ashley said there is someone watching us. That was to funny. PMS

    31. This story had me laughing so hard it was great. The Q King hahahahahaha dont know why but that really struck me funny… oh dash it all now my apostrophes are gone… On a different note…Yeah chicka…ya gotta do a sequeal…well you don’t gotta but it’d make us all very happy… see –> :D

    32. This story had me laughing so hard it was great. The Q King hahahahahaha dont know why but that really struck me funny… oh dash it all now my apostrophes are gone… On a different note…Yeah chicka…ya gotta do a sequeal…well you don’t gotta but it’d make us all very happy… see –> :D

    33. I just started reading…got to the part where Mr. Ruffles is suggesting they journey to Grammarland. I’m not sure I can read more. It is farrrrrr too scarey a journey for me to make. I’m not sure I can do it…don’t make me go there Clomle…why, why oh why have you done this to us…your adoring fan base. UGH…ok…I’ll go back to the story and travel with our heros into Grammerland. BUT I WON’T LIKE IT! Ok, maybe I will…more on that when I finish.

    34. I just started reading…got to the part where Mr. Ruffles is suggesting they journey to Grammarland. I’m not sure I can read more. It is farrrrrr too scarey a journey for me to make. I’m not sure I can do it…don’t make me go there Clomle…why, why oh why have you done this to us…your adoring fan base. UGH…ok…I’ll go back to the story and travel with our heros into Grammerland. BUT I WON’T LIKE IT! Ok, maybe I will…more on that when I finish.

    35. If you don’t already, I seriously hope you look into writing children’s stories someday. This was absolutely brilliant!! I’m still smiling thinking about it :)

    36. If you don’t already, I seriously hope you look into writing children’s stories someday. This was absolutely brilliant!! I’m still smiling thinking about it :)

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