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    Best For Me – (Chapter: The Further Adventures of Mr. Ruffles)

    Story written on January 20, 2007 by clomle44.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=13226
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    co-starring Humphrey, the Gnu.

     

    Anyway, that was not the point right now. The point was clearly whatever Mr. Ruffles was looking at. Which was Elly’s blackboard.

     

    It had a sentence on it, spelled out in magnetic plastic letters. It read: ITS NOT FAIR.

     

    “What’s not fair?” Humphrey asked.

     

    “That’s not the point Humphrey!” Mr. Ruffles said crossly.

     

    “But…”

     

    “It’s all wrong!” Mr. Ruffles said, even more crossly. His little elephant eyebrows were knitted together fiercely and Humphrey could tell that he was about to get feisty. He could always tell when Mr. Ruffles was about to get feisty. He was one feisty little elephant.

     

    Humphrey waited a few moments… then he ventured a timid question.

     

    “Uh… what’s all wrong Mr. Ruffles?”

     

    “This sentence!” the elephant gesticulated wildly. “Look, it doesn’t read right. It says ‘Its not Fair’ like someone owns a ‘Not Fair’”

     

    “What’s a ‘Not Fair?” Humphrey asked confusedly

     

    “No Humphrey…”

     

    “Is it a monster???” Humphrey asked with fear, never one to let go of a topic easily.

     

    “NO! Humphrey! There is no such thing as a ‘Not Fair’. It’s supposed to say ‘It IS Not Fair’, but there’s an apostrophe missing.”

     

    “Maybe someone ate it.” Humphrey offered.

     

    There was silence for a second.

     

    “Did YOU eat the apostrophe Humphrey?” Mr. Ruffles said, with an edge to his voice.

     

    Humphrey considered the thought for a minute. Then he shook his head. “Nope, I ate some gnu food.”

     

    Mr. Ruffles seemed happy with that answer. Then his eyebrows knitted again. “Humphrey, I think someone stole that apostrophe.”

    Humphrey gasped in shock. “Was it the Not Fair monster?” he asked with a squeak, looking around Elly’s bedroom as though he was about to be eaten.

     

    Mr. Ruffles sighed. “I doubt it Humphrey, I doubt it.”

     

    Now Mr. Ruffles was quite a smart elephant. He sat on his hind legs and rubbed his trunk thoughtfully against his cheek. It was his normal thinking pose. He didn’t notice Humphrey sitting particularly still nearby, and if he had, he probably wouldn’t have thought much of it. He certainly wouldn’t have thought much of the fact that Humphrey was sitting very still in the hope of NOT attracting the attention of the Not Fair Monster. Sometimes the gnu could be annoyingly tenacious.

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    2. hahha aweee, but only a LITTLE spashley? oh well, i love humphrey and mr. ruffles. and it made me so happy to see a new chapter to BFM. like, my heart did a flippy thing. You do this to me!

    3. Holy Hell. I’m pretty sure you’re the only person on the planet capable of making a story about two stuffed animals on an adventure in an alternate reality interesting. And manage to somehow tie in some Spashley lovin’. Haha

    5. clomle….wow. you are simply amazing. thank you for sharing your talent and genious with us. although i do feel like you could have given poor mr. ruffles and humphrey some of those commas you have piled on your desk for their travels. seems like you are being king q and hogging them all! but in all seriousness that was unbelievably great and it gives a mere glimpse into the breadth of your seemingly endless creativity. ok enough out of me…im going to check under the sink for grammerland…someone seems to have stolen all of my capital letters!!

    9. hahha aweee, but only a LITTLE spashley? oh well, i love humphrey and mr. ruffles. and it made me so happy to see a new chapter to BFM. like, my heart did a flippy thing. You do this to me!

    10. Holy Hell. I’m pretty sure you’re the only person on the planet capable of making a story about two stuffed animals on an adventure in an alternate reality interesting. And manage to somehow tie in some Spashley lovin’. Haha

    12. clomle….wow. you are simply amazing. thank you for sharing your talent and genious with us. although i do feel like you could have given poor mr. ruffles and humphrey some of those commas you have piled on your desk for their travels. seems like you are being king q and hogging them all! but in all seriousness that was unbelievably great and it gives a mere glimpse into the breadth of your seemingly endless creativity. ok enough out of me…im going to check under the sink for grammerland…someone seems to have stolen all of my capital letters!!

    15. hahahahahaha omg. ok. that was like…the most random and yet HILARIOUS story ever!! i kinda wished you would’ve gone into more detail as to what ash and spence were busy doin lol but oh well. that was amaaaazing! i am SO amped for the sequal!! omg.

    16. hahahahahaha omg. ok. that was like…the most random and yet HILARIOUS story ever!! i kinda wished you would’ve gone into more detail as to what ash and spence were busy doin lol but oh well. that was amaaaazing! i am SO amped for the sequal!! omg.

    17. dude!!! a sequel to BFM!!!! you would make so many people including me, so freakin happy!!! also, after seeing this post, i’m starting to get the feeling that there’s officially nothing you can’t write. You have like every base covered….toaster manuals, stuffed elephant fairy tales, space fics…..i mean seriously, you’ve covered EVERYTHING! Anyway, i love anything and everything you write, and u would make me the happiest peron in the world if you created yet another ff.thanks.

    18. dude!!! a sequel to BFM!!!! you would make so many people including me, so freakin happy!!! also, after seeing this post, i’m starting to get the feeling that there’s officially nothing you can’t write. You have like every base covered….toaster manuals, stuffed elephant fairy tales, space fics…..i mean seriously, you’ve covered EVERYTHING! Anyway, i love anything and everything you write, and u would make me the happiest peron in the world if you created yet another ff.thanks.

    29. Wow that was a neat update. A sequel to BFM i so cant wait. I really like the trip they took. But the funny part was when ashley said there is someone watching us. That was to funny. PMS

    30. Wow that was a neat update. A sequel to BFM i so cant wait. I really like the trip they took. But the funny part was when ashley said there is someone watching us. That was to funny. PMS

    31. This story had me laughing so hard it was great. The Q King hahahahahaha dont know why but that really struck me funny… oh dash it all now my apostrophes are gone… On a different note…Yeah chicka…ya gotta do a sequeal…well you don’t gotta but it’d make us all very happy… see –> :D

    32. This story had me laughing so hard it was great. The Q King hahahahahaha dont know why but that really struck me funny… oh dash it all now my apostrophes are gone… On a different note…Yeah chicka…ya gotta do a sequeal…well you don’t gotta but it’d make us all very happy… see –> :D

    33. I just started reading…got to the part where Mr. Ruffles is suggesting they journey to Grammarland. I’m not sure I can read more. It is farrrrrr too scarey a journey for me to make. I’m not sure I can do it…don’t make me go there Clomle…why, why oh why have you done this to us…your adoring fan base. UGH…ok…I’ll go back to the story and travel with our heros into Grammerland. BUT I WON’T LIKE IT! Ok, maybe I will…more on that when I finish.

    34. I just started reading…got to the part where Mr. Ruffles is suggesting they journey to Grammarland. I’m not sure I can read more. It is farrrrrr too scarey a journey for me to make. I’m not sure I can do it…don’t make me go there Clomle…why, why oh why have you done this to us…your adoring fan base. UGH…ok…I’ll go back to the story and travel with our heros into Grammerland. BUT I WON’T LIKE IT! Ok, maybe I will…more on that when I finish.

    35. If you don’t already, I seriously hope you look into writing children’s stories someday. This was absolutely brilliant!! I’m still smiling thinking about it :)

    36. If you don’t already, I seriously hope you look into writing children’s stories someday. This was absolutely brilliant!! I’m still smiling thinking about it :)

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