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    Changes – (Chapter: 17)

    Story written on February 14, 2007 by DECONSTRUCTxME.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=13471
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    Americas Funniest Home Videos

    “OK everyone,” The DJ announced from his perch on the stage. “It’s time for the bride and groom to cut the cake!”

    The crowd cheered as Kyla and Aiden made their way towards the table where the large confection sat. Gazing up at the little figurines at the very top of the cake, Aiden frowned and quickly jumped up to grab them.

    “What the hell?!” He yelled, waving them around. “Who put a Barbie dress on the groom?!”

    The group laughed, causing Aiden to scowl and shake the dolls… sending one of their heads flying into the cake with a loud splat.

    “Aiden!” Kyla yelled, digging her elbow into his side. “Don’t ruin the cake! We still have to take pictures with it!”

    “Ooh!” The DJ intoned, wincing. “That’s gotta hurt!”

    Aiden grimaced and rubbed at his side. “Geez, Ky! Why are your elbows always so pointy?”

    “POINTY?!” Kyla shrieked, immediately lifting said-elbows to get a better look. “My elbows are NOT pointy!”

    Aiden pulled out his dress shirt and pointed to the discolored area of flesh on his abdomen. “Look! I call THAT pointy!”

    Kyla got an evil smile on her face. “Pointy? Oh, I’ll SHOW you pointy!” Aiming her elbows in his direction, she then proceeded to chase Aiden around the table.

    “Help, somebody help!” He yelped, leaping over chairs and various small children.

    “Aiden! Stop running around like that. You’re acting like a crazy person!” Kyla shouted, still following him with her elbows pointed outwards.

    “No way!” He yelled, turning to look back at her. “Not until you put those daggers of death away!”

    In Aiden’s hurry to get away from her, he failed to notice that little Christopher had stuck his foot out into his path.

    “Yiieee!” Aiden screamed, plunging head-first into the enormous wedding cake, breaking the table and covering himself entirely in the confection.

    Stunned into silence, the crowd merely stood still in shock as Aiden flopped about in the mounds of gooey icing and cake.

    “Oops.” Chistopher mumbled, blushing.

    The noise in the room abruptly swelled as the group broke into screams of laughter.

    “Please,” Spencer gasped out. “SOMEBODY tell me we got that on videotape!”

    “Oh yeah!” Ryan yelled, shaking the video camera at her. “It’s all right here. I can’t wait to send this baby in to America’s Funniest Home Videos! Dude, I’m gonna be a millionaire!”

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    3. HELL YEAH! hahahahaha figures cosmo came. hahahaha omg thats priceless. love this damn story. one of my all time favorites. theres so many classic lines in it. ughh LOOOOVE. ohh! will you bake a strawberry cake?! pleaaaaase!?! and cut it into fun geometric shapes :-D! hahaha on my brothers birthday (he’s 26 by the way) my uncle was like ok what kind of piece do you want and my brother was like i’ll have a circle. (being totally sarcastic of course). and i was like i’ll have an isosolice (is that how you spell that?) triangle. and he actually started cutting those shapes out. i was like…dear god. anyways! you roooock my world!

    4. HELL YEAH! hahahahaha figures cosmo came. hahahaha omg thats priceless. love this damn story. one of my all time favorites. theres so many classic lines in it. ughh LOOOOVE. ohh! will you bake a strawberry cake?! pleaaaaase!?! and cut it into fun geometric shapes :-D! hahaha on my brothers birthday (he’s 26 by the way) my uncle was like ok what kind of piece do you want and my brother was like i’ll have a circle. (being totally sarcastic of course). and i was like i’ll have an isosolice (is that how you spell that?) triangle. and he actually started cutting those shapes out. i was like…dear god. anyways! you roooock my world!

    5. lol that was just funny I cant belive that the lady from Cosmo took the pic. like that. But I gatta say everyone will laugh at them but aleast they had a good time. PMS

    6. lol that was just funny I cant belive that the lady from Cosmo took the pic. like that. But I gatta say everyone will laugh at them but aleast they had a good time. PMS

    7. “At the risk of sounding COMPLETELY grandma…” ha when you said that I remembered Xandar saying that in “Full Moon Rising” season 4. Uh…this fic is funny and I like how Spash always go to “chat,” and then just hump like bunnies, lol.

    8. “At the risk of sounding COMPLETELY grandma…” ha when you said that I remembered Xandar saying that in “Full Moon Rising” season 4. Uh…this fic is funny and I like how Spash always go to “chat,” and then just hump like bunnies, lol.

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