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Project New Girl – (Chapter: A bet)
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“Uh-huh,” he grunted, finally acknowledging my question.
“Can’t say I have,” I informed him. “Is ‘new girl’ her official title?”
“No, just don’t know her name yet… bet it’s hot, though,” he sighed, his eyes wandering to a place unknown as drool practically poured from his mouth.
“Is that so?” I asked, not actually caring. I focused on the steam rising from the kettle, listening to the water gurgling as it boiled within, impatiently waiting for the switch to click off so I could get my next caffeine fix.
“Uh-huh,” Aiden finally nodded, “to go with her hot ass.”
“You’re such a bloke,” I laughed, grinning as the kettle finally finished boiling.
“Like you wouldn’t screw that!” Aiden cried. I slapped his hand away as punishment for being crude, ensuring he couldn’t reach the kettle before me. I began to pour myself a cup.
“I can’t argue – I haven’t seen her yet,” I pouted.
“Well, you’re missing out – and you’re behind! Jake from accounts already has first dibs on her… I think I’m fifth,” he absentmindedly put two pieces of bread in the toaster before slamming the button down as if to annunciate his low position in the shag table.
“Shame for you!” I said sarcastically, finally sipping the sweetened nectar that immediately buzzed through my veins. I sighed, man I love coffee.
“Oh, come on! Have you seen the shite excuse for men that work at this place? Me and her hooking up is a sure thing!” he grinned, puffing out his chest proudly as though he’d already achieved what he’d deemed to be inevitable.
“I wouldn’t put money on it,” I said flatly.
“Too late,” he grimaced, waiting for me to undoubtedly lash out at him for his idiocy.
“Well that’s just plain stupid!” I cried. “You have no money, and you’re destined to lose.”
“Care to bet on that?” he winked.
“No – I don’t need money as an incentive for sex,” I winked back.
“Okay, how about for pride and reputation’s sake?” he asked, trying to hit my achilles heel.
“You’ve known me long enough to know I have no pride… and by now I’m almost certain that my reputation precedes me,” I informed him.
“So modest,” he laughed, sounding more camp than he’d ever achieved in all the years I’d known him, which was some feat. “How about just as a laugh between mates?”
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ah, i came out of lurking from other stories. sorry! ahh, i need more.
ok so first off – so glad that your writing another fic, makes me all warm and happy! Secondly – loved it, i’m most decidedly intrigued and yeah ^^ complete schock ashley already knowing who she is. Funny coincidence that though….! PMS :)
oh hahahaha. what a reaction. if i was spencer..that might have made me cry. haha its great. i will politely ask, more please. :]
ahhh. amazing! how do you guys come up with this stuff!? seriously, i would never think of anything that creative. i love it though! please update :]
whoa whoa whoa!! hold the phone! god almighty its bannerman! today truely is a beautiful day. great to have you back, and i’m definatly diggin the new story line. cant wait for more
oooooh great start! cant wait till the next update!
OMG! You’re back, after all this time! I love it. Gawd, u have no idea how much. I’m in love again. This story is awesome. And what is it with Ashley getting sick when she sees Spencer? That’s gotta be a sign. I’d really like her to win the bet but at this point it doesn’t look lyk she will. I wish her luck though. And it’s nice to have you back Bannerman! Josh! That guy from England! Yay! *does happy dance* Much love. So much, u have no idea, once again. My tremendous feelings for you and this story are bigger than colosaal! They’re mammoth. *kicks happy dance up a notch* Yesyesyes!. I’m already obsessed with this. Lordie…What am I going to do? I know what YOU have to do though. PMS! Please?
cheers for all the replies, folks! glad to see you’re enjoying it :-D I’ll get another post up as soon as I can. I’m on a work placement at the moment so it’s all a bit crazy, but hey, I posted! get me! *does a happy dance, like NotTwinny*. cheerio for now! Jx
do u have ADD…jus a little? u start like 20 million-kajillion stories then u dont finish them. but i really like this one. its intriguing how ash knows spencer already….hm but how? found out next millenium when bannerman posts again.
ah, i came out of lurking from other stories. sorry! ahh, i need more.
ok so first off – so glad that your writing another fic, makes me all warm and happy! Secondly – loved it, i’m most decidedly intrigued and yeah ^^ complete schock ashley already knowing who she is. Funny coincidence that though….! PMS :)
oh hahahaha. what a reaction. if i was spencer..that might have made me cry. haha its great. i will politely ask, more please. :]
ahhh. amazing! how do you guys come up with this stuff!? seriously, i would never think of anything that creative. i love it though! please update :]
whoa whoa whoa!! hold the phone! god almighty its bannerman! today truely is a beautiful day. great to have you back, and i’m definatly diggin the new story line. cant wait for more
oooooh great start! cant wait till the next update!
OMG! You’re back, after all this time! I love it. Gawd, u have no idea how much. I’m in love again. This story is awesome. And what is it with Ashley getting sick when she sees Spencer? That’s gotta be a sign. I’d really like her to win the bet but at this point it doesn’t look lyk she will. I wish her luck though. And it’s nice to have you back Bannerman! Josh! That guy from England! Yay! *does happy dance* Much love. So much, u have no idea, once again. My tremendous feelings for you and this story are bigger than colosaal! They’re mammoth. *kicks happy dance up a notch* Yesyesyes!. I’m already obsessed with this. Lordie…What am I going to do? I know what YOU have to do though. PMS! Please?
cheers for all the replies, folks! glad to see you’re enjoying it :-D I’ll get another post up as soon as I can. I’m on a work placement at the moment so it’s all a bit crazy, but hey, I posted! get me! *does a happy dance, like NotTwinny*. cheerio for now! Jx
do u have ADD…jus a little? u start like 20 million-kajillion stories then u dont finish them. but i really like this one. its intriguing how ash knows spencer already….hm but how? found out next millenium when bannerman posts again.
i didn’t see that coming! i was gonna say spence is gonna be pissed when she find sout ashley is part of the bet, but now that they obviously know each other ashley’s probably out. it’s so exciting to see that you’re starting something new! i’ve always loved your stuff, oh yes…
i didn’t see that coming! i was gonna say spence is gonna be pissed when she find sout ashley is part of the bet, but now that they obviously know each other ashley’s probably out. it’s so exciting to see that you’re starting something new! i’ve always loved your stuff, oh yes…
oooo i love the start of this fic. advertising world sounds exciting. a fresh change from school/uni. i’m a mega fan of your writings bannerman so i cant wait for more from ya!!!
oooo i love the start of this fic. advertising world sounds exciting. a fresh change from school/uni. i’m a mega fan of your writings bannerman so i cant wait for more from ya!!!
Ah bannerman, my love, my darling, and my one and only. Ok.. so I don’t quite own you, and I live on another continent, but I STILL think about you even though this is the first posting you’ve done in like, forever! So therefore I count :) And I loves ya so it definitely counts. So, onto actual comments that aren’t about your inherent sexiness and brilliance, etc, but about the POST. It was… a great start. And I think Ashley should ask for the piece of paper back so she can wipe the vomit off her face eh. She’ll probably win anyway, once Spencer remembers what she’s like in bed, but on the other hand, Spencer might slowly paper cut her carotids open. I guess it depends on how they left it. I wonder how they left it… hmm.. muses for a minute… Oh, on a tangent, Goober has become a muse for another writer. I know I’m not as pretty as her, but I don’t have a bung knee so I won’t fall off the damn cloud.. can I be your muse??? I’ll bake you cyber cookies and sing musey songs at you. Plus I comment on EVERYTHING you write so I like, can leave musey comments for the next time. Please please please please please PRETTY please! Sorry, back to the comments. Bets are always a bad idea. So is vomiting when you see your new work collegue. Not a very auspicious start for our girls but the brilliance of the writing, the banter of the AD’s, and the clearly riveting story line are auspicious indeed. So auspicious I might have to break out the chicken giblets to find out what’s in store. Naah, I’ll just lurk :) Love you! Sx
Ah bannerman, my love, my darling, and my one and only. Ok.. so I don’t quite own you, and I live on another continent, but I STILL think about you even though this is the first posting you’ve done in like, forever! So therefore I count :) And I loves ya so it definitely counts. So, onto actual comments that aren’t about your inherent sexiness and brilliance, etc, but about the POST. It was… a great start. And I think Ashley should ask for the piece of paper back so she can wipe the vomit off her face eh. She’ll probably win anyway, once Spencer remembers what she’s like in bed, but on the other hand, Spencer might slowly paper cut her carotids open. I guess it depends on how they left it. I wonder how they left it… hmm.. muses for a minute… Oh, on a tangent, Goober has become a muse for another writer. I know I’m not as pretty as her, but I don’t have a bung knee so I won’t fall off the damn cloud.. can I be your muse??? I’ll bake you cyber cookies and sing musey songs at you. Plus I comment on EVERYTHING you write so I like, can leave musey comments for the next time. Please please please please please PRETTY please! Sorry, back to the comments. Bets are always a bad idea. So is vomiting when you see your new work collegue. Not a very auspicious start for our girls but the brilliance of the writing, the banter of the AD’s, and the clearly riveting story line are auspicious indeed. So auspicious I might have to break out the chicken giblets to find out what’s in store. Naah, I’ll just lurk :) Love you! Sx