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A TiBette Love Story: High {31}
“Uh Bette…” Shane tapped Bette’s shoulder with a concerned expression on her face. “I think Tina’s song request is up and you’re wanted?”
"What?” Bette was becoming aggravated and the question was released more as an exclamation.
“Shut your pie hole, Porter and check out the show!” Alice shouted hysterically.
“Tina…is dancing…on the bar?” Dana was in complete disbelief.
“Holy shit!” Bette’s eyes widened and she was on her feet in an instant, racing to her girlfriend who gyrated her hips and danced up a storm like nobody’s business.
Tina stared directly at Bette, grinded her hips like an MTV dancer and seductively gestured Bette over with her finger. Tina suddenly bent down and quickly moved upright causing her blonde hair to flip all around her. It was like a clip of some late 80’s rock video hair move.
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
We’re gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight I’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And I came to party
Shane was on her feet and was two steps behind Bette, while Dana grabbed a stunned Alice by the hand to drag her to the bar.
Alice’s mouth was wide open and she temporarily lost the ability to speak. Then the words tumbled out, “Good thing Tina’s party panties selection was a thong….I went commando!”
- - - - -
Bette was at the bar trying to coax her girlfriend down. “Hey Tee…”
Tina glanced down at Bette, oblivious of her seductive bar dance. “Hi babe…”
“What are you doing up there?” Bette asked.
“Dancing…” Tina smiled at her.
“I see…as does the rest of the bar, sweetheart.” Bette calmly informed her.
Tina suddenly looked around and realized the crowd was not hollering about her song choice but apparently for her…dancing…on top of the bar!
‘What the fuck?’ Tina suddenly appeared much disoriented.
“How did I get this high?” Tina asked Bette, with panic beginning to race through her.
“I am totally going to plead the fifth on that one,” Alice whispered to Dana and Shane, as the trio looked up at the confused blonde.
A half sober guy shouted up to Tina, "Hey honey…haven’t I seen you someplace before?"
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banana says
LuvTB – you ate me? I’m glad I tasted good, haha! :-) Oh man this chapter was so funny. The female impersonators, the hamper – hahaha! I hope Tina doesn’t feel too awful in the morning. I’m glad Bette is there to take care of her. Thanks and please post again soon!
Hardyz81 says
Awesome chapter :) You know I love a good laugh, and you, my friend, never fail to deliver. Sorry I went m.i.a. for a while. I missed your story while I was gone, but luckily had a few to catch up on today ;) Magic brownies are one of my specialties btw :P Can’t wait for the next chapter lady, sounds like it’s gonna be hawt!
Sammer says
You’re stopping there?!!! Can’t wait to see Bette get out of this…Great update. I just love Alice…
LucianaR says
I guess I didn’t like Alice that much in the previous chapters because I was afraid of how this whole stoned-Tina story would end up… Bette can be really angry sometimes, especially when Tina and her exposed “party panties” are involved! But I’m glad she was really patient and understanding towards Tina. =] You are VERY GOOD at comedy, don’t take my last comment wrong… and YEAH, bring the love, the privacy, the intimacy, the movie watching afternoon, the “I can’t stop thinking about your boobs.” talk… =P Thank you very much for posting so fast… I’m sure I have already said it a couple of times in my previous comments but that’s true: I really enjoy your story and I really miss it! Thank you!
LucianaR says
BTW, I bet the sentence will be something like: “Mmmm….Bette…take…me…home…”
tibetteobsessed says
Very fun chappie there Luv. Makes me want to go out with you some night as you can’t possibly invent everything you write…I’m thinking some of this was drawn from personal experience;)Anyway loving it as always….
tibetteobsessed says
oh and for what it’s worth, i imagined there not being anything more to Tina’s thought….just a simple “take me” and I am happy;)
mariam says
This was funny. I cannotstop laughing. Alice Alice Alice what can we do with you? hey PPVS
Querida says
Now that was fun!
pattifloatn says
Alice in the clothes hamper, damn that was a good one. Tina dancing on the bar and Shane telling the drunk guy that Bette and Tina were female impersonators had me rolling on the floor giggling.
ut says
That was great, funny at Alice stuck in the hamper, can’t stop laughing about it. Now let see Bette take care of Tina. Please post more, thanks!
Jackiee1 says
I laughed so hard I cried too and I wasn’t stuck in the hamper
favcouple says
Another hilarious update roomie. Alice is just a scream. I laughed out loud picturing her in the hamper and forgot I was in the office :) Thank you for making me laugh on this deary day in the office..LOL! Excellent update but I think I got you baking to much roomie – you forgot to finish this update and just left us hanging :) Thank you again!
Rau says
Freakin hilarious!!!
lc2138 says
Oh Alice! That hamper thing made me laugh out loud. :) It’s great to come back from a great vacation to some great reading! Thanks for posting!
Journey1962 says
I’m thinking how can the moon be loud :) Great chapter :) Thanks
akalittlered says
So damn funny!!! Alice in the hamper!!! I hope once Bette gets Tina in the car she falls asleep. Thank you I so love this story!!! PPVS
Tanishaa says
That was just Brilliant Luv! You are like The Comedy Goddess! You had me laughing so hard at Alice’s antics. You have their banter and rapport down to the T! Good job! PPVS coz I cant’ wait to read more. Loving it :)
resultsonly says
You have me dying in here cracking up…nice cover by Shane..Alice usually craziness and the fact that Bette will be tortured tonight…
StormyOne says
Had to laugh out loud too at Alice in the hamper. Great update…
Little Gouda says
Alice in the clothes hamper – I’m *crying* because I’m laughing so hard. That was priceless. And Bette’s comment about the Twilight Zone – loved it (being an old-school Rod Serling fan)…Sigh. This chapter made me laugh a little too hard – methinks cranky patient won’t return for a while.
lezgarter says
I was roaring eith the hamper incident…and the impersonator thing very clever shane
Spenlove says
“Someone fucking save me from this ass eating monster!” ROTFLASTC!!! Crash on you! Sorry. Blame yourself… :o)
jp22 says
Alice… oh gosh. The clothes hamper scene alone was bloody awesome. She had Bette laughing, so maybe Alice will be forgiven. But she should maybe be looking over her shoulder? Not for her sudden departure from this world, but for Bette getting even. Maybe Bette will bake up her own kind of sweet revenge. It seems like someone’s (two someone’s) libido is going to have to be kept in check… for now. Drunk/high sex can be fun, but I think Bette (and Tina) will be hoping for more than fun for their first time together. Hilarious chapter. Thanks for the post, Luv! :)
denEmat says
This story is so great! Naughty tina. So good. Bettes such a good girlfriend. Keep up the awesome job love love it
mbe says
It’s a good thing I read this at home; I was laughing out loud. PPS.
pinay_maelle says
that was pretty funny, girl…alice stuck in a hamper, the ass guy thinking bette and tina were impersonators, bette finding out about the pot brownies…and alice still alive after bette knowing what really happened to tina…nice one, girl! so, now bette has to restrain herself…good luck to her! lol!
jikes says
LOL. Alice is just too freaking hilarious! Even when she’s in major trouble she still can’t stop with the jokes. She’s too awesome. I melted at Bette being calm because she had to take care of Tina (even though Tina was doing her best to raise her blood pressure lol). Great update, Luv!!! PPS!
araparatus says
Oh, high!How are you?Lunch? I had to read this while having lunch? I believe I read a cartoon. Many thanks!
Spenlove says
I mean, I have a crush on you! (F**k! To miswrite this!) *sigh*