Nicki: I told you, you were dead Schetcer!

Paige: Did you really think you could play house and then leave Shane?

Sam: I love you Tina.

Bette: Asshole!

Candace: You still got the Tina fever I see, huh Bette?

Tina: Son of a bitch!

Tonya: We were supposed to get married!

Dana: You killed my damn cat, Tonya!

Helena: Where are the kids Winnie?

Winnie: Aww like anyone seen them since season 2!

Alice: She’s got a point there Hel…

Clea: Shut up Alice!

Shane: I’m sorry who are you again?

Alice whispered loudly to Shane.

Alice: She’s the fucking designer I interviewed from that show I was on, “The Look”.

Shane: oohh ok.

Clea: Really!

Tasha: And why are you doing this?

Tasha said to Papi.

Papi: Because these were my friends first and you stole them from me…oh plus shit I just wanted to shoot some shit.

Papi shrugged her shoulders.

Carmen: And do I even need to ask?

Molly and Cherie just gave Carmen a stern look.

Carmen reached over and hit Shane on the arm.

Shane: ouch babe, what you do that for?

Carmen: See what you get me into!

Shane: Hey I can’t help it if I fell in love with you honey.

Carmen: Aww babe.

Carmen leaned over to kiss Shane, and both Molly and Cherie fired another paintball shot at them.

Carmen/Shane: Fuck!!!

Tina: Sam there was never anything between us.

Sam: Yea because this asshole!

Sam pointed her gun at Bette.

Jodi/Kelly: Hey!

Tina looked over at Bette and she shrugged her shoulders and gave her best puppy dog face with a hint of guilt.

Bette: I love you baby.

Tina gave Bette a stern look.

Tina: Later Bette!

Bette: Fucking Women!

Kit: ok ladies let’s settle this in a calmly matter.

Kelly: No need to settle anything, we got what we came here for, to finally win against these assholes.

Brenda: And make sure no one ever forget our names again.

Kit: I’m sorry and you are…

Tina: I fucked her once Kit, she’s fucking crazy!

Brenda: Like a fox!

Brenda winked at Tina.

Kit saw Bette about to pounce so she interrupted.

Kit: Ok ladie why don’t you go up there and just except your award and get the hell out of here.

Women: Gladly!

All the ex-cast members walked out the ropes.

The score is now Second String 9- Pillow Princesses 6 – Alphas 5

Angelica: (clearing her throat) Um…so I think we have some winners here, ladies and gentlemen please give a hand to our winners…the second string players!

The second string players made their way up to the stage and crowd started booing.

All the teammates were now standing up looking on at the stage, still in shock.

Kit: What the hell just happened?

Princess/Alphas: FUCKING ILENE CHAIKEN!!

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