It’s always fun when you’re not around your parents

Hey Miranda you look really nice tonight.

You look just as nice.

I’ts really nice to meet you Miranda all Miko talks about is how she meet this great girl at school who can really relate to what she’s going through.

Well it’s nice to meet you to, and just how much does she talk about me.

Obviously enough for my mother to embares me beyond belief. Can we please go now mom. she says blushing

                 Once at the theater

Which movie do you girls plan on seeing.

Well mom we were hoping that you’d get us tickets to that new movie GRINDHOUSE.

I heard that, that movie is rated R.

That’s why we need you to get the tickets for us.

Fine I’ll get the tickets, but I’m going to have to go to the movie with you.

Mom that wasn’t the plan.

Neither was me buying R rated movie tickets.

O.K. Fine but you have to sit in the front way in the front. We clear.

Yeah sure.

Cool.

Hey Miranda change of plans, my mom actually gonna have to go into the movie theater with us.

Why?

She said that, that’s the only way we can see the movie.

That kinda sucks I mean I really wanted some alone time with you.

Well we can still have that time I mean my mom is going to be sitting way in the front of the theater and we’ll be sitting way in the back.

Good.

I woukdn’t say that just yet.

Why not?

Oh maybe because my mom doesn’t know that I like girls.

I thought that we agreed to tell our parents as soon as we came from school.

Hey you try telling a woman who constintly reminds you that you could possibly dishonor your entire family with the tinest trip up in Japanese culture that you would rather have a girl in your bed than a boy and tell me how easy it is.

OK I’ll give you all the time you need which hopefully won’t be to long.

Don’t worry, I’ll probably try telling her this week. I’ve told Hiro.

Whose Hiro?

He’s my identical twin brother.

How is it possible to have a identical twin brother?

He was a she.

Oh now I get it that’s kinda cool my ma is trans gendered.

She’s not trans gendered she just like to dress and act like a boy but she’s told me that she would never actually have the surgery.

Oh, how long until this damn movie starts?

I think it starts in 10 minutes.

What are we gonna do for 10 minutes?

Ever play Air Hockey?

What the hell is air hockey.

I could probably show you alot better than I could show you.

Then come show me.

Under her breath Oh I’m gonna show you something alright

Did you say something Miranda?

Oh nothing let’s get this game going.

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