Spencer Carlin stepped out of the car and paused to look at King High and all her new classmates.  She wouldn’t admit it to her brothers but she was freaked.

“This is going to be amazing.”  Spencer looked over to her older brother, Glen, who stood inside the driver’s side door with his hands on his hips and his chest up as if he had just conquered the New World.  She stifled the giggle at the idea of Glen as Columbus produced.  “Do you see all these hotties with the banging bodies, bro?”

Spencer tuned out Glen and Clay as they discussed their expectations of their new school.  She was more concerned with hiding her own interest in the “hotties with the banging bodies”.  As they made their way through the parking lot, Spencer surreptitiously scanned the yard in complete awe.  There were so many girls who were more appropriately dressed for a club than for school with short shorts, miniskirts and halters.  My God, she breathed.

“How are we supposed to find our way around this place?  This is madness.”  Spencer looked to her right at her brother, Clay who was staring down at his map of the school.

“There’s the gym.  That’s all I need to know.  Peace.”  Glen threw up two fingers as he ran in the direction of the big structure on the other side of the parking lot.

Spencer rolled her eyes and looked back at Clay.  “My Physics lab is this way.  See you at lunch, Spence.”

“Wait, I don’t know where I’m going.”  Spencer tried to catch Clay before he took off but the word had barely left her mouth before he had jogged away.  “He could have at least left the map.”  Spencer muttered as she headed in the direction of the office.  Maybe I can get a map there.

Walking into the office, Spencer saw an older woman stuffing envelopes at the desk.  “Excuse, can I get a map?”

The woman stared at Spencer over her eyeglasses for a moment before she puffed out a breath.  “Hold on.”

The secretary bent down and started looking through cabinets behind the desk.  Spencer rolled her eyes and her attention was caught by the smoking hot girl exiting the principal’s office.  Wow, I wonder what she did to get in trouble this early.  She was probably arrested for violating all the sexy laws in these here United States.   Spencer again chuckled on the inside at the jokes she knew only she could appreciate.