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    The Wedding… – (Chapter: Something Old…)

     

     

    Oh. My. God. I’ve never been a religious person, but as I sat around the dinner table with Spencer’s family, I prayed for some sort of divine intervention. And at this point I was willing to take in any form the gods would offer, even if that involved an instantaneous death by holy lightening. Literally, any form would do.

    Her grandmother had been staring at me on and off for the past twenty minutes, her aged little face only leaving mine when her love of roasted wild fowl made it absolutely necessary.

    “So, Spence…you’re a carpet muncher now, huh?”

    Then there was Spencer’s thirteen year-old cousin, Jake. If the experience could get any worse than it already was (which it couldn’t), he could make it happen.

    “Jake!” his mother screeched, never looking up from her peas.

    “What?! That’s what she is, right?” he exclaimed, his question seemingly aimed in my direction.

    But much to my relief and eroding mental health, Spencer quickly intercepted, “I prefer the term lesbian, actually.”

    “Yeah…um, lesbians. We’re lesbians,” I agreed, adding my two cents to a conversation that need a million.

    Paula snorted, downing her third glass of red wine, Arthur cleared his throat, obviously uncomfortable but unusually powerless, and Spencer smiled.

    She smiled.

    “Back in my day, we didn’t have…lesbians or whatever you people call it. There was no such thing. You didn’t see no girls running around with girls or boys running around with boys. I just don’t understand it. How does it work?”

    I looked towards the ceiling, searching for my holy lightening.

    “Grandma, there have been gay people since the beginning of time, ok? Luckily, we’re just living in a time now where people can be more open about who they are. That’s a good thing.”

    “It’s a good thing? It’s a good thing to be a sinner all of a sudden?” Paula asked, dropping her fork.

    “No, it’s not. But God doesn’t exactly like hypocrisy either.”

    “What is that supposed to mean?”

    “Please, do you really want to start, mom? Really?”

    “Spencer…” Arthur said, interjecting his usual lame attempt at fixing a situation.

    “Fine, she can say anything she wants and I’m the bad guy. Me,” Spencer replied, standing up, “I’m going to my room. Come on, Ashley.”

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    1. “Carmen! Oh my God, Carmen!” Spencer screamed at some dark-haired leprechaun standing a few feet away. “Spence!” it screamed in return. LMFAO, I love how Ashley refers to her as a leprechaun, LMAO. And OMG, Spencer’s lying, I bet she really did like carmen. Yep, and now she’s gonna like Ashley :) Well anyways, great post but can you do me a favor and…PMASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. I’m with son1stfan…Favorite line: “Carmen! Oh my God, Carmen!” Spencer screamed at some dark-haired leprechaun standing a few feet away. – HILARIOUS!!! You are a fabulous writer and I’m looking forward to your next update…PMS

    3. so ur doing a wonderful job with this kind of glad that i checked for this story today and got two chapters totally made my day well not really but it was a nice bonus

    4. “Carmen! Oh my God, Carmen!” Spencer screamed at some dark-haired leprechaun standing a few feet away. “Spence!” it screamed in return. LMFAO, I love how Ashley refers to her as a leprechaun, LMAO. And OMG, Spencer’s lying, I bet she really did like carmen. Yep, and now she’s gonna like Ashley :) Well anyways, great post but can you do me a favor and…PMASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    5. I’m with son1stfan…Favorite line: “Carmen! Oh my God, Carmen!” Spencer screamed at some dark-haired leprechaun standing a few feet away. – HILARIOUS!!! You are a fabulous writer and I’m looking forward to your next update…PMS

    6. so ur doing a wonderful job with this kind of glad that i checked for this story today and got two chapters totally made my day well not really but it was a nice bonus

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