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Smile – (Chapter: DAY ONE)
Day ONE
Okay so today is official the start of my quest for love! wooooo! come on beautiful I know your out there. So, like any typical twenty one year old, I’m starting at the first obvious place to meet someone. IT’S CLUBBING TIME BABY! come on Ashley. I look into my mirror and stare, I’m only wearing my bra and my lucky black shorts.
" Whos gonna find love! ? I AM.. who is going to be happy!? I AM.."
Spencer: "Who should really think about going to therapy!? ASHLEY DOES!"
Me: " AHhh! SPENCER!"
Spencer: "Your crazy. I have no doubt about it now."
Me: " Are you kidding me!! I’m not crazy!"
Spencer: "OH yea lets make a little list ok.. 1.) Your Ashley.
2.) Your an a quest to find love?
3.) You think you will find the "one" at a club? what do you think your going to fist pump your way to love?
oh yea and 4.) did I mention you were just giving yourself a little pep talk?
Me: "First of all. YOU are mean! and just jealous. Second of all, love is in the air Spency. Even if i have to fist pump to find love, hell ill even join the jersey shore cast if it means not being alone."
Spencer:" You got it all wrong babe, you can’t just search for love."
Me: " OH YEAH! Watch me!"
After a very heated fight with miss debbie downer!.. I finally convinced her to come out with me tonight. It took forever, since she had to ask permision from el boyfriend to go out.."I know lame" but hey I can’t be alone, when i find the one. I need my best friend’s aproval first!
So, Spencer and I start to get dresss and take a couple of shots to get in the mood, for some good old dancing!
shots shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
everybody
The ladies love..MEEEEEEEEEEEE ( i been drunkenly dancing with Spencer and taking even more shots that I really should.)
Me:" okaaayyyy, so maybeee i toook to maniieee shots."
Spencer: "WOW! TWO BEER QUEER, haha the irony."
Me: "shhh! youss asss. I cannn drannnkk!"
Spencer: " oh yea! let’s see how about you take three more shots and go talk to that blonde over there, that has been eye fucking you the whole night?"
Me: "Watchhhhh meee Spancyyy. two shhoottss are nothhing! I’m tottaallly taking thattt blonde home tonightttttt FO SHOOEEE"
Yup, Well turns out I am a two beer queer after all. After those two shots, i couldnt even walk straight. Oh yea and note to self… NEVER try to hit on another girl while drunk..turns out the blondie didn’t want me so much with my puke all over her….DAMN SPENCER!


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