Spencer and Ashley were sitting on the hospital bed thinking of names for their son. Kyla was sitting in one of the chairs reading a magazine.

Spencer: "No Ash, we’re not naming him Craife."

Ashley: "Just trying to show my dead parents some respect Spence."

She took her son out of Spencer’s arms and held him.

Ashley: "I know you like Craife. Don’t you?"

Kyla: "How bout Kyle."

Ashley: "Nice try."

Spencer: "You guys, this is important. He is going to carry this name for the rest of his natural life."

Ashley: "Yeah you’re right…"

SPencer: "Let’s think about what’s happened in the past year."

Ashley: "Uhh..School shooting…My Mom died..your Brother died..uhh.."

Kyla: "I developed psiorasis."

Spencer: "You guys. Come on, something good."

Ashley: "Nothing good has happened this year…oh wait. Those drug dealers got arrested."

Spencer: "Ashley."

Ashley: "Well Spencer, when you think about it, this year was catastrophic.. and what happened yesterday.."

Spencer: "tHe day of his birth was a beautiful thing."

Kyla: "Oh yeah. Let’s not metnion him being dead for like a hour."

Spencer: "Kyla!"

Ashley: "shhhhhh."

She shot her sister a evil look.

Ashley: "…My parents must be so proud of me."

Spencer: "I’m sure they are."

Ashley: "Hey, say another one."

Spencer: "How bout Sir William the third?"

Ashley: "Spencer I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that."

Spencer: "Jesse?"

Ashley: "No. To common."

Spencer: "Is not."

Ashley: "There are like a million kids at school named Jesse."

Spencer: "Name two."

Ashley: "Well-"

Spencer: "Uh-huh."

Kyla: "she’s right spencer. There’s Jesse Gerlack, Jesse Dartmouth, Jesse Freed, Jesse-"

Spencer: "Okay, okay. Not Jesse."

Ashley: "..I’ve always liked Tiger."

Kyla: "are you trying to get him made fun of?"

Ashley: "…Well I have no idea what to call him."

Aiden was walking past the room.

Aiden: "Spaaaaaaaaashley!"

Spencer: "Hehe, you know, that’s not sounding to bad right now."

Ashley: "Spencer, please don’t encourage him."

Spencer: "ash, we have to name him. It’s getting cold in here and he’s shivering look."

They both looked down and saw that their baby was indeed shivering.

Spencer: "It’s okay baby."

Ashley: "..When will he open his eyes anyway?"

Spencer: "When he feels like it I guess."

Ashley: "I have a name."

Spencer: "Go ahead."

Ashley: "Tragedy."

Kyla put down her magazine.

Kyla: "That’s real nice Ash."

Spencer: "No…I like it."

Kyla: "You can’t be serious. You’re going to name him tragedy?"

Spencer: "Yeah…Tragedy Davies."

Ashley: "Yeah..Tragedy. It’s kinda…poetic."

Kyla looked at Spencer, then back to Ashley.

Kyla: "You’re both crazy. Why would you name your kid Tragedy? Guys?

The two lovers were looking into each others eyes. Kyla looked at both of them..it was like they were the only ones in the world. Their eyes were locked, as if they would break if one of them looked away.

Kyla: "…Ya’ll need a little privacy?"

Before she even finished her question, both Ashley and Spencer kissed each other like they were alone. Kyla got up and took Tragedy out of Ashley’s arms and left the room before either of them figured out how to get past the wires coming out of their bodies. Kyla pulled Tragedy closer to her and whispered in his ear.

Kyla: "it’s okay little guy. i won’t call you tragedy. catastrophic sounds much better don’t you think?"

Tragedy yawned into his aunt’s hair and went to sleep.