I can’t believe that there is only three weeks until our wedding.  I am so excited too because that means two weeks away from my sisters and there horrible timing skills.  I swear they have bugs on us so they now exactly when to knock on our door or come in the house.  The one good thing about them living with us is that we do not have to find someone to watch Houdini.

I finally decided to ask Billy to be my maid of honour. She was shocked. So now, Billy is planning me a bachelorette party. However, Tina will not be able to be here until two days before the wedding, so Billy in her all knowing wisdom decided to make it a combined party for Ash too. There goes my plan of having one last fling with a random girl. Well I can still have a fling, just with my Ashley because really after her there is no comparison.

I did have to tell Billy that going to a bar was out of the question since my sisters are underage. Ash and I are getting ready right now for the party. Let me just say that she looks hot. I am almost certain that I will not be keeping my hands off her tonight.  Horny Spencer has returned!  She is wearing a little black dress that leaves almost nothing to the imagination. Of course, she is not the only hot one tonight if I say so myself. I have on a pair of black dress pants that hug me in all the right places. My top is baby blue that shows just hint of my abs and it is also backless. I also left my hair down and curled it.

The four of us are now waiting on the couch for Billy and Sarah. She refuses to let us drive. Ashley and I are sitting on the love seat across from my sisters. I’m not sure why but both my sisters have there heads down and are shaking them. I guess we are making them uncomfortable by kissing and petting each other. It is only PG-13. I swear. Well for right now. The rating will be going up very soon.  Our current course of action was stopped by a knock at the door.