B-E-A-utiful……..

"Its going to be a bright and sunshiny day today in San Francisco. The high is going to be nearing the 90′s with

no clouds in the sky at all. The rest of the week be sure to expect the same……" he drones on and

Spencer sits at the news desk patiently waiting for the damn weather man to shut the hell up. I mean how fake

can you possibly be. He is an alcoholic that cheats on his wife with every big breasted bleach blonde bimbo that

walks through these halls. Wow that was a tongue twister huh? Anyway, I mean I guess I have no right to judge

right? I slept with all those girls before he did. But at least I’m not married. Its how I rationalize people, go with

it….

"And thats all for the weather…back to you Spencer…." Oooohh…finally..

"Thanks Jimbo…looks like another great week here in california…and in local news today a mother and her

three month old baby were trapped in a burning apartment building between fifth ave and ninth street.

San Francisco fire departments were dispatched almost immediately after receiving the terrifying 911 call from

the frantic mother. It was said by eye witnesses that it was tuff to get to the mother and child due to part of the

building collapsing under the extreme heat. It was a tight fit and in the end only a female firefighter could get

to the mother and child in time. The mother and child made it out alive thanks to the brave actions of that

female firefighter. No word yet on the identity of the firefighter, but it was said that she was treated at the local

hospital after for smoke inhalation and minor burns to the hands."

"Wow…that firefighter is a hero if you ask me spencer…" Spencer turns her head to answer her co anchor.

"Your right tom…I for one would love to shake her hand…" She said smiling that fake news anchor smile while

turning back to the camera.

"So that does it for the news at six…meet us back here tonight at eleven for your local news and thanks for