Ashley came back with one large pizza box and a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew. Mmmm, I love Mountain Dew. She set them both on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

"Hold on. I’ll be back." She told me and walked off into the kitchen. A minute later, she came back with two cups and some napkins. She placed those on the table too. "Now…. we eat."

"It’s about time." I joked as I opened the pizza box. The scent of pepperoni filled my nostrils. I love pizza too. We started to eat in silence, but Ashley soon broke it.

"Spence?"

"Yeah." I answered with a mouth full of pizza.

"Was your mom every a teacher?"

"Yeah. Acually, I do remember her telling me about teaching a year in high school. I think it was in L.A too."

"Does your mom look like you?" She replied, taking a bite of pizza.

"Yeah, pretty much. Her hair is blonder though."

"Umm, I think your mom taught me when I was in 11th grade."

"Are you serious?" I had taking a sip of soda and almost choked.

"I’m almost 100 percent sure."

"Wow. I didn’t see that one comming."

"I was going to ask you earlier, but I thought I bet there is more than one Carlin family in the world."

"I’m sure glad that you didn’t meet her this afternoon. We would have never left my house."

"Well, acually I think that you would never left the house. Atleast not with me. Your mom really hated me. Mostly because she knew I was gay."

"Oh, then in that case, she would have flipped out. So….. did she find out you were gay ’cause she saw you with your girlfriends around school or what?"

"Ummm, not exactly. I hit on her alot." I almost choked again, but this time on pizza.

"You hit on my mom? Are you blind?" Ashley started to giggle.

"Well, she was hott at the time. And besides, she looks like you."

"So, what. I remind you of my mom? Thats why you’re giving me a chance? Since you didn’t get the opportunity to bang my mom, you think that your going to get into my pants? Well, I got anonther thing comming. I’m not that easy to get inside of."