"Fuckity fuck fuck," this old hag was probably going to cuss at me and moan and groan about me being two hours late or whatever. I pulled up in front of a mansion and sighed, lovely, a rich old hag. I got out of the truck, got my tools, took a deep breath, and began walking up to the front door. I took another deep breath when I reached the door before ringing the doorbell.

"About time you got here."

I didn’t say a word. My voice box had dropped into my throat. The woman standing in front of me was drop dead gorgeous. She had brown hair with red and yellow bangs, an industrial ear piercing, tan skin, chocolate eyes, toned arms, just-right size breasts, perfect abs, and firm, athletic legs. The fact that she was only wearing a black bra and black boy shorts, made it even worse for the building

"You interupted me as I was getting ready for a night out."

I swallowed, "Yeah…"

"Follow me."

I step through the doorway and shut the door before following her. It was more like I was following her ass, though. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it.

She suddenly stopped and my eyes shot up, just in case. She turned toward me, "Something is wrong with the sink, if you need something, tell me and when you’re done, just give me the bill."

She turned and left before I could say anything. I watched her exit and my sad when she was no longer in view. Almost immediately I threw my palms into my eyes, ‘What the hell Spencer! She’s a fucking teenager and you’re twenty-fucking-two! You are disgusting, fix the problem and get the fuck out.’

I got on my knees, opened the doors underneath it, and noticed the rusty pipes. I sighed and set to work, lucky to have the proper tools and supplies already.

Once I thought I had it complete, I stood up and leaned over the sink, so my body was almost forming a perfect 90 degree angle, to make sure the faucet wasn’t compareable to the pipes. I checked that there was no sign of rust or any other possible problems.

Just as I was starting to stand up, I felt someone’s hands on my hips and then pressure on my back side. I swallowed and didn’t move.