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    Uncivil Union – (Chapter: Operation)

    Story written on October 12, 2008 by goaskalice.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=19539
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    Ashley and Spencer, a movie, and a realization.

    ASHLEY:

     

    “Actually, I do.”

    I don’t know why.

    Maybe it was fate.

    Maybe it was stupidity.

    Maybe it was on sale.

    But I owned that motherfucker. I had always had a soft spot—or is it “wet spot?”—for Susan Sarandon.

    “Are you fucking with me? You really own it?”

    “Absolutely.”

    “Wow.”

    “What? Why is that ‘wow-worthy?’”

    She shook her head, “Nothing, I just didn’t really picture you as the type.”

    People, don’t judge a hot slacker by her cover, ok? I have depth. I own a copy of Catcher In the Rye for fuck’s sake. I’m totally deep. So ignore the cover.

    Though, I can’t really blame you if you don’t. I have a pretty nice cover.

    “Well I am the type. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying the image of two statuesque women in denim kicking some ass.”

    “Does murder count as ‘kicking some ass?’”

    “What do you mean? Of course it does.”

    “But it seems like a step beyond just regular, old school ass-kicking. Like, it’s more than a black eye. We’re talking all-black funeral attire and some gospel songs as they lower you into the dirt.”

    “Dude, that’s like the ultimate ass-kicking. If I kick your ass and you die from it…that’s totally hardcore. I’m a fucking badass.”

    “I always suspected you were capable of murder,” she said, her face expressionless.

    “Me? What about you, madam? You want to talk about ‘types?’ I’m the type of girl who drinks a bit too much whiskey and ends up accidentally taking a bottle to the head of a guy who’s trying to get in my pants, ok? Sort of like the movie a little bit. But you’re the type who like, plans murder. You would schedule that shit. Or you’d have your secretary do it.”

    “You think you’ve got me all figured out, is that right?”

    “No, but I think I’m getting closer to putting your pieces together.”

    “Well I’m glad someone is. Because I have no idea anymore,” she said, for a moment looking as though she might cry.

    “Of course you do,” I said, nervous at the idea of seeing her express emotion, “you’ve got your life all planned out. I don’t even know what I’m going to eat for breakfast tomorrow. Nothing’s a surprise for you.”

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    2. another awesome update! i seriously can’t contain my laughter whenever i read ’em they’re just too hysterical. aww it’s so cute that ash realized she likes spence…. FINALLY! lol. can’t wait for more, but i will seeing as how you said you’re going to be all about ‘the Dennison House’ finale, i’m super stoked about that too!

    3. Yusss! This story just gets better and better. And it is soo funny, ‘human finger puppet.’ LMAO I can’t wait to see Ashley win Spencer over. Fantastic update. PMASAP!!!

    6. OMG ahhh yay Ash likes Spence it’s awesome. Haha. I wonder how she’s going to get Spencer. Sooo interesting lol. Well I LOVE this story sooo PMS pleaseeee :>

    9. Ok, first things first!! Words fail me …(meh! not really :0) ) This story is just so much fun. Ash is sweet and at least she’s realised she’s into Spencer…who as we all know won’t stand a chance once Ash turns on the charm lol..however you play it it’s gonna be funny, sweet and charming!! Your stories really do stand head and shoulders above most of them out there for both quality and originality …speaking of which…The Dennison House Finale…going to be sorry to have see the end of such a fantastic story but gotta say…’get to work’!!!!

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