“So I’m thinking I’m just gonna be single for awhile.” Aiden said as he sipped his water and sat down at the kitchen island.

Spencer nearly choked on her own water. “You? Single? Puhlease Aiden. You can’t stay single just like a dog can’t stay away from a fire hydrant.” Aiden spit some water across the counter at her as Spencer shrieked. “What? It’s true.” Spencer said defiantly.

“No it’s not. And I’m serious about this.” Aiden explained. “I’m sick of dealing with all of these moody girls.”

“Ah so you’re just going to go with the friends with benefits then?”

“Actually, no.” Aiden smiled. “It’s going to be really tough but I plan on remaining completely celibate as well.” This time Spencer was the one to spew her water all over the counter.

“You cannot be serious, Aiden.”

“And why not?”

“Um because you’re a man whore?” Spencer said, matter-of-factly.

“Oh haha you’re soooo funny, Spencer .” Aiden said sarcastically. “In truth, I think I’m a romantic.” He lifted his chin up, proud of this revelation.

“Well, in that case, have fun with Jill.” Spencer smiled.

“Jill who?” Aiden asked. Spencer just held up her right had, making a slightly obscene gesture. “Spencer Carlin! You are so dirty! And sooooo dead!” Aiden ran around the counter as Spencer made a dash into the living room, hurdling the couch, and sprinting behind the dining room table.

“Aww what’s wrong? Wittle Aiden can’t take a wittle joke?” Spencer taunted from the other side of the table.

“Psh not from a snot-nosed kid like you.” He made a dash around the table and reversed their positions. “You deserve a serious beat-down.” Aiden pounded his chest and made another move around the table, this time forcing Spencer to retreat out of the front door. Aiden caught up and lightly tackled her. He started tickling her mercilessly when he had her pinned on the ground.

“Uncle!” Spencer shouted. “Uncle Uncle UNCLE!” Aiden relented, rolling over on his back and laughing.

“That’s what you get, ya pain in the butt.”

“Aw Aiden you know I was just kidding. I think it’s cool what you’re doing. If I wasn’t completely turned on by taut boobs, toned legs, tight butts, and every other curvy sensation on a woman, I might want to jump your bones right here and now.” Spencer said seriously.