“What!?!?!?” Both me and Ashley exclaim.

“Well, I never had you personally..but my ex, she had you as a teacher. She had the BIGGEST crush on you. I never believed that a teacher could be that hot, because come on..I’m pretty hot, but I could never keep my woman under control. She had this thing for you, so one day we pulled up your picture on the university web site, and damn. You are hot. Even hotter in person actually.”

“HEY!” I tell her as a warning.

“No, don’t get me wrong, I’m so fucking happy with Chelsea, but way to go Spencer!”

“Thanks?”

After that one slip up, conversation goes on normally. I think that scare almost gave Ashley a heart attack. 

“So how did you two meet?” I say pointing between Madison and Chelsea. 

They look at each other and Chelsea takes Madison’s hand. “Well, it all began about 10 months ago. I saw Mads here at the video store. She was with some beef head and I went up to her and asked if she needed any help finding a good movie. She said that she did and I handed her Cruel Intentions. Little did she know though that I had slipped a different DVD inside.” “Ya, I got back to my apartment with my boyfriend at the time and put it in and it was lesbian porn. He liked it but I was shocked. I went back to return the movie that night and luckily Chels was still there.” “I hung out there because I knew she would be back” “Ya, so I go back there and walk straight up to her and ask her what the hell she was thinking” “And I told her that I was just having some fun, and I asked her if she like what was inside?” “I was so surprised by her question I just stammered out a ‘yes’ and thats when she took my hand and led me out of there.” “The rest is history..”

“Well thats unconventional..but then again thats the way Chelsea is.”

“Ya, but thats why I love her.” They look at each other all googly eyed and then start to make out.