Chapter Before

BushingScarletKlutz4life: JACOB!! U DID NOT JUST DO WAT I THINK U DID ON MY DESK!!

KillingHerSoul, MoodyMuch, IrritableTeddyBear: wat did he do?

BlushingScarletKlutz4life: he did his……BISUNESS ON MY DESK!!! -takes a rolled up newspaper smacks jake and yells at him to go downstairs and curl in a ball and sit in the corner for a time out-

idonthaveashoppingaddiction: -laughs hysterically-

KillingHerSoul: -chuckles lightly-

IrritableTeddyBear: OMG!!!! THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!

BlushingScarletKlutz4life: no EMMETT its not if u say something like that again i will come over there and sick Edward on you!

KillingHerSoul: bella love, were all grounded

BlushingScarletKlutz4life: oh well, do u guys want 2 know wat im going 2 do 2 jake?

KillingHerSoul, MoodyMuch, IrritableTeddyBear: YES!!!!

BlushingScarletKlutz4life: well 1^st u have 2 all get webcams and hook them up, then bring me 1 and hook it up also

MoodyMuch: but were grounded

idonthaveashoppingaddiction: JUST DO IT!! ITS FUNNY!!

BlushingScarletKlutz4life: thkx alice

idothaveashoppingaddiction: ur welcome

KillingHerSoul has gone away

idothaveashoppingaddiction: is he there yet

BlushingScarletKlutz4life: leaving now…..does every1 have theres up and running

KillingHerSoul is back

KillingHerSoul: yep

BlushingScarletKlutz4life: turn them on

KillingHerSoul, MoodyMuch, IrritableTeddyBear, idonthaveashoppingaddiction: ok

-On Webcam(computer is turned to where Jake can’t see it but the camera is pointed on them)-

“Bella!? Can I come up yet?” Jake called from the downstairs.

“Yes I’m in my room!” Bella yelled back. She was wearing a robe that went to about mid-calf and she had on a pair of black boots going past the robe. It was 7:53, Bella knew for sure that Charlie was going to be home at 8:00 sharp because she had called him and said that she needed him to get at 8. Jake then burst in the room wearing only a pair of jeans, and saw her in the robe and boots.

“What’s with the boots Bella?”

“Oh, I just wanted to show you a little outfit a got to so sit down and look,” She moved slowly, so she wasted time, toward the closet. She grabbed a witch hat and put it on, still slowly. The hat was black with pink lace going a little ways up the hat and tied in a bow. It also had pink under the brim all the way around. She quickly glanced at the clock and it said 7:57. So she tore off her robe. She was wearing a pink and black witch costume. The shirt was black and tied in the front like a corset with pink ribbon. It was a spaghetti strap shirt that reached only a little above her belly button. There were straps connecting the shirt to the stockings that were underneath the boots. The stockings reached mid thigh and were pink and black striped. She was wearing arm stockings (A/N: im not sure if that in what they are called, but its  those things that people wear on their arms) with the same pattern. She had on a skirt which reached a few inches higher than the stockings and had a black stripe at the top and the rest was pink. (A/N: a picture’s on my page) While Jake took all this in Bell heard the cruiser pull up an so she decided to act now. She quickly straddled Jake and started to nibble on his ear. He then pushed her on the bed and started to kiss her hungrily. While Edward just sat at home watching all this, just as he was about to do something Bella heard the door open and screamed like someone had broken her arms, legs, and nose all at the same time. Then Charlie was in the doorway with his gun in hand. He then attacked Jake and pulled him off of her and, with more strength that Bella thought possible threw, Jake across the room as she sobbed and cried. “Daddy! I’m so glad you came! H-h-h-he m-made m-m-me w-we-wear-wear t-th-th-this!” She said as she cried. “He c-c-came over a-a-and I th-thought h-he               w-wanted t-to j-j-just h-h-hang o-out o-or s-s-s-something b-but h-he carried m-me up h-here a-and t-told m-me that i-if I d-didn’t w-wear it h-he w-w-would k-k-kill m-me!” Bella continued to cry and all the Cullen’s were rolling on the floor laughing their asses off. Charlie then stood up and walked over to Jake with a murderous gleam in his eyes……..