I was stuck in my room with Alice, having our so-called "Bridal Shower", which she insisted I must have, since it's one of the 'human experiences' that I shouldn't miss. Or so she thought. Although bridal showers are supposed to have lots of girls involved, with guys popping out from the inside of big cakes, Alice knew how ballistic I would be with these kinds of events so she unhappily downgraded this shower into a slumber-party-like night.

"Does Edward know about this?" I asked her, smugly.

"Oh, of course not!!” she said, “The groom should stay out of Bridal showers you know, and you know Edward. He'll surely peek here for sure once he knew about this," she went on while looking at the many photos of men from a PlayGirl Magazine that she brought as an alternative for the real ones. I don't know what to do with her!

"And how can you be so sure that he's not outside right now, peeking in my window? Or worse, peeking at your thoughts?" I should make her stop this, no matter how Charlie approves to this thing. I know he's making a lot of desperate actions to make me change my mind. He and Renee's lack of opposition in this marriage gives me the chills. I know they're just afraid to voice their complaints that might get on my nerves.

"Oh, that's impossible." Alice finally closed the magazine in her hands. "I made Emmet and Jasper have his Stag Party at home"

"S-stag P-party?"

Blood rushed through my face the minute that my mind processed what Alice had told me. My heart beat like I was having an over-exaggerated palpitation. I know Jasper will behave properly, but I was worried more about Emmett. Surely that guy knows how to party…

Alice saw through me, and smiled.

"Oh, are you jealous, Bella? Want me to fetch these guys for you now?" She taps the magazine in her hand. "It's not too late to change your mind."

"Of-of course not! Why should I? Let that guy have his fantasies earlier, 'causeonce we getmarried and tries to cheat on me, I'll make sure that I'll be the first vampire that he'll be afraid to see forever in his life!" I said this with heavy breathing. I can't even think about all those vampire girls that Emmett might have brought. The same girls in Tanya's home. I'll give Emmett a nice poke in the head once I see him… as if that will affect him. Wait till I became a vampire.