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    'I'm Too Sexy'

    Story written on August 28, 2008 by jamillia.
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    Author Notes:

    By request, I have done an “Emmett singing ‘I’m Too Sexy’” for you all.

     

    “Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Edward! Bella! Alice! Jasper! Rosalie! Come down here!!!”

    I stepped out of Edward’s room and walked to the stairs, only to find Emmett bouncing up and down on the chair in front of the computer. We had just shown him youtube yesterday and he was spending all his time searching for movies. He had found movies from whataboutadam, charlieissocool, milkandc00kies, and many more. As Edward came up behind me, I heard the familiar words of ‘I’m Too Sexy’ start.

    I’m too sexy for my love

    Too sexy for my love

    Love’s going to leave me

    Everybody was gathered on the stairs, staring open-mouthed at Emmett. He started dancing around making suggestive movements. In the seconds of music that followed the introduction, Rosalie leapt and tackled Emmett to the ground. She snarled at him once and he threw her off when the words started again.

    I’m too sexy for my shirt

    Too sexy for my shirt

    So sexy it hurts

    Emmett had started a strip tease. By the end of the verse his shirt was off and he posed for us. He continued by doing the Egyptian dance for the next verse.

    And I’m too sexy for Milan

    To sexy for Milan

    New York and Japan

    In the music that followed, Emmett did the chicken dance and we all broke into a chorus of laughter. This was hilarious.

    And I’m too sexy for your party

    Too sexy for your party

    No way I’m disco dancing

    He did the disco for this, just to entertain the lyrics. The ‘normalness’ of this temporarily reduced the laughter. As the next part came up, he did a model walk back and forth. Emmett was doing a very good job.

    I’m a model

    You know what I mean

    And I do my little turn on the catwalk

    Yeah, on the catwalk

    On the catwalk, yeah

    I do my little turn on the catwalk

    More music filled the room along with our constant laughter. Jasper was bursting because of all of us, and he radiated more happiness back to us. A very excited Alice pulled Rosalie to the floor of the room. They took turns doing their model walk. It was much better than Emmett’s, but he could still beat out any human model for the job.

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