A/N: I got really bored and my sister and I were stuck in the car while the 'rents were grocery shopping so we decided to come up with some really silly Twilight Raps. My Favorite is Edward's. I did that one by myself lol. Just so you know, our kind of raps mean every single line rhymes haha. Have fun reading

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Bella

The name is Bella.

She is pretty stella'.

She got herself a handsome fella,

Who thinks he'll go to hell'a.

She wants to be a Cinderella.

And her book's a top sella'.

Edward

Hey Ed-ward.

I liked you best in the third.

'Cause Jacob was a turd.

But that's something that you heard.

And you ain't never scurred.

That's just absurd.

Cullen's the word.

(Lmao. It's really fun trying to rap that one out. I crack up every time haha. Maybe I'll record it for you guys and put it on my myspace )

Jacob Black

Jacob Black.

You on crack.

Don't come back.

We don't cut no slack.

So stop talking smack.

'Cause you don't know Jack.

And you is wack.

And your skills do lack

So just go with your pack.

Alice

Little Miss Alice.

Has no malice.

She ain't callous.

She deserves a palace.

With her boy from Dallas.

Emmett

Emm-ett

Is the coolest Cullen yet.

He likes to bet.

Thinks Bella's a pet.

He's the funniest guy she's met.

What you see is what you get.

There's no one better yet.

Rosalie (She has two. First using her last name, second without.)

Rosalie Hale

Put some boys in jail.

They were all male.

She proved she's not frail.

Though now she's very pale.

And she doesn't break a nail.

She may have gone to Yale.

She's never missed a sale.

She does so without fail.

Rosalie

Means true beauty.

She has the key.

To stun many.

But she's not free.

She has a fee.

So you best flee.

From McCarty.

Jasper Whitlock

Jasper Whitlock

White as chalk.

Doesn't like to talk.

The girls like to gawk,

But he can take a knock.

And learned to block,

The newborn flock.

The clock goes tick tock.

The Books

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn.

Edward fell for Bella Swan.

She's as frail, as a fawn.

Until she's no lon-ger a pawn.

Clumsy Bel-la is long gone.

Then I came up with a poem about the teams. You can obviously tell which one I choose hahaha.

Team Edward or Jacob?

Take your pick.

If you didn't pick Edward,

You must be sick.

THE END