Title: A Cullentastic Christmas

Chapter 3: Blue Christmas

Rating: T

Summary: Stories of Cullen Christmases based on the songs on a Christmas Mix CD that Bella brings home.

Type: AU OOC; Pairing: Bella/Edward, Other Canon Pairings. After Breaking Dawn. All Vamps.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. They all belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer. I just grabbed them and drove them crazy for my own entertainment.

A/N: So part of this chapter will be sad and part will be funny. It will explain the end of the last chapter. Hope you enjoy

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

BPOV

Edward seemed to struggle with what to say about what had just been brought up, but Jasper spoke up and saved him.

“One year, Emmett was sad that Rosalie was gone for maybe an hour or so to Christmas shop, so he started singing this song.” he said, gesturing to the stereo.

“Blue Christmas,” by Elvis Presley was now filling the room.

“Oh, do tell.” I said, now excited about what sounded like a classic Emmett-filled hilarious story.

“Okay, well Rosalie left for like an hour and I got all depressed because she wouldn't let me go with her. Let me tell you, an hour is a long time in the vampire world.” Emmett started, feeding off my excitement for story time.

“Wait, vampire world?” I asked, snorting at Emmett's word choice.

“Yes, now anyway, back to the story if you're done interrupting Miss.” he said giving me a stern look.

I held my hands up in surrender and he continued on.

“So, she was gone and I was sad, so I went on the computer, searching for sad Christmas songs. Blue Christmas popped up, so I put it on a CD and popped it in the player.” he said.

“Don't forget your outfit and hairdo. That was the best part.” Jasper said, chuckling at the memory.

“I know, I know! Let me tell the story! Geeze Louise. So, I put on my button-up shirt, like this one I'm wearing, a loose hung tie, and my Santa boxers that I wear every Christmas time. Oh, and I put on my Rudolph socks, because they were extra slippery. I did my hair, as best I could, in an Elvis hairdo. It was totally awesome.” Emmett said, smiling widely.