Title: A Cullentastic Christmas

Chapter 6: Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer

Rating: T

Summary: Stories of Cullen Christmases based on the songs on a Christmas Mix CD that Bella brings home.

Type: AU OOC; Pairing: Bella/Edward, Other Canon Pairings. After Breaking Dawn. All Vamps.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. They all belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer. I just grabbed them and drove them crazy for my own entertainment. I do not own any of the songs mentioned. They belong to their respective owners.

A/N: I just want to say each and every review is appreciated, so even if I miss responding to it, it does mean a lot to me. Enjoy Jacob and his one-tracked mind. (No it's not anything sexual lol)

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BPOV

There in the doorway, stood Jacob and a reindeer. The poor reindeer had one of those fuzzy red noses strapped to its head. I then realized what Edward had meant. The CD was now playing “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” mocking the poor animal before us.

All of the other reindeer,(reindeer)

used to laugh and call him names. (like Pinnochio)

They never let poor Rudolph, (Rudolph)

play in any reindeer games. (like Monopoly)

Rosalie was to the door in a flash.

“What do you think you are doing bringing that into our house? Do you know how lucky you are that we are all fed already? You could've killed Rudolph!” she screeched at him.

“I'm sorry you all are a bunch of savages that can't control yourself!” he shouted back.

Edward, getting frustrated, went to join them at the door.

“Listen, dog, we are not savages. That is the whole point we don't feed on humans, you idiot. We feed on animals as a way to not be savages, so don't come marching in here calling names and sabotaging our Christmas.” he said, glaring fiercely at Jacob.

“Okay, leech. I just came here to visit my Nessie. I wanted her to meet one of Santa's reindeer. Sorry I don't put you before her.” he huffed out, turning to Renesmee, who had her arms crossed across her small chest, looking irritated.

Edward looked guilty and Rosalie actually did, too. Jacob just got down on his knees, still clutching the reindeer's leash and sat in front of Renesmee.