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    A Cullentastic Christmas

    Title: A Cullentastic Christmas

    Chapter 8: The Christmas Song

    Rating: T

    Summary: Stories of Cullen Christmases based on the songs on a Christmas Mix CD that Bella brings home.

    Type: AU OOC; Pairing: Bella/Edward, Other Canon Pairings. After Breaking Dawn. All Vamps.

    Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. They all belong to the wonderful Stephenie Meyer. I just grabbed them and drove them crazy for my own entertainment. I do not own any of the songs mentioned. They belong to their respective owners.

    A/N: So it seems you guys liked the Emmett story, which is good. Hope you enjoy this one and the ones yet to come, as well :D

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    “Let's get this over with. Before the song is over, so Bella can get the feel of the story.” Edward said, sighing and looking at Alice.

    “Okay, well…” she started.

    BPOV

    I focused on what song was playing and saying before she continued into her story, trying to see if I could figure out the meaning behind the song, but failed to find any in Nat King Cole's version of “The Christmas Song.”

    Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,

    Jack Frost nipping at your nose.

    Yuletide carols, being sung, by a choir,

    Folks dressed up like Eskimoes.

    “Bella. Pay attention! Story time!” Alice snapped at me, bringing me back to attention.

    “Sorry.” I whispered.

    “So, one year, Carlisle had to go to a hospital Christmas party and I decided that we could all go along like a good little family.” Alice said, all smiles.

    “It didn't stop there. Oh no. Alice decided we all needed to match. In festive holiday gear.” Jasper said.

    “Oh, but there's more. Not just holiday gear. Goddang elf suits. Carlisle was already playing the Santa at the party, so Alice felt we needed to be his helpers.” Rosalie said, crossing her arms over her chest.

    I couldn't help but start laughing.

    “I still…don't see…how…this…connects to…'tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.'” I said trying to catch my breath and quoting the line of the song playing.

    “Be patient young padawan. Let me tell the story. So, the girls were in green crushed velvet dresses with gold and white lining and matching boots and hats. The boys were in dark green velvet full-panted leotards with matching hats and sparkles along the rib cage. We all looked so cute!” she squealed.

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