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This Bloody Island: Fried Lice Anyone?
Fried Lice Anyone?
As I was on British Snobs Airways heading back home from my time in England, I was in first class looking at the TV screen in front of me. All they had was boring British comedies, boring British Movies, and Bad Girls. If it isn't Benny Hill or The Long Good Friday or my boy Sasha Baron Cohen (Da Ali G, Borat) then I'm not watching it. So I decided that I might as well go to sleep. I press the button above me for assistance so I can get a blanket. I've done enough travelling to finally get my body use to sleeping in an aeroplane. Then a male flight attendant started to walk by.
"Can you get me a blanket please?"
But as soon as he got closer to my seat and saw who I was, he was frightening.
"Oh my bloody God, it's you!" He said in a rather effeminate and gay Scottish voice.
He ran down the aisle like a madwoman screaming that I was gonna kill him. I was just surprised at the way he acted, I just wanted a blanket, I mean duvet, I mean whatever… Oh well I'll just sleep without one. I thought it would take me long but I went to sleep in about five minutes. I guess I was really tired. While I was sleeping I had a dream and it went like this:
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Pat Kerrigan and Sheena Williams were enjoying a Chinese cuisine that Pat made. They were sitting at the glass dinner table eating their meal and talking about their soon-to-be civil marriage (a big joke if you ask me) and their times together at Larkhall. They were ex-prisoners in Larkhall but now they are living in an apartment (flat). Pat is an ugly bitch who kinda looks like a man with long hair and funny looking eyes. The only thing she got going for her is her tits, I'm glad she's one of those people. It wouldn't surprise me if she has an Egg Roll between her legs. The flat was decorated rather interestingly, with a lot of Chinese decorative and furnishings, adhering to the rules of that nonsense Feng Shui. Both of them can be considered bisexuals since they were also in relationships with men. They (bisexuals) are the group that I hate the most and they are the group that I like torturing, maiming and killing the most.
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