Friends reminisce.


Tina, Bette and Vanessa sat and ate dinner.

Bette: This is the best meal Ive ever eaten. Vanessa this is wonderful.
Tina: Hey her and her mom taught me how to make all the pasta dishes I make.
Bette: And thank god you listened.
Vanessa: You dont cook Bette?
Tina: laughed. Her skills in the kitchen lie elsewhere. Bette blushed.
Bette: No Ive never really cared for it. But Tina is a great cook, she keeps us alive.

Vanessa: So guys tell me how you met. Bette tell me how did you woo my best friend into no mans land.
Bette: laughing. Well I just happened and I tried to hold back, because I knew she wasnt a *****, but she told me she wanted me. She seduced me. teasing Tina.

Tina: I did not! It just happened. It was instant. We both felt it, and as time went on we saw more of each other and then BAM! I knew when we kissed. It was incredible and still is. Vanessa was smiling at them and enjoying their story.
Tina: Lets go relax in the living room. They all got up and cleaned up the dinner mess.
Bette grabbed the beer and Vanessa got the tequila and fixins.

They all went into the living room, settling themselves comfortably on the sofa and chair.
Bette: passing out the beer, and Van pouring tequila. So Vanessa tell about Tinas college days, she wont tell me much. Was she a hellion?

Vanessa: Oh yeah, she was a total ***** and party girl. I had to make her study, practically carried her ***** thru school.
Tina: I was NOT! laughing.
Vanessa: No she wasnt, I was kidding TK. We were just your average college girls.

Bette: I want stories I need some dirt on her, shes such a good girl. Bette winked at her.
Tina: So times Im bad, youve seen that side of me baby and liked it. winking back at her.
Vanessa: Yuck, TMI, too much information. Okay let me think, oh Tina remember that night I found you passed out at Jay Turners.
Tina: OH *****! That was a bad night.

Vanessa: Yeah it was. It was Sadie Hawkins and Jay had a party. I looked everywhere for you cause I was ready to go, last Id seen you, you were dancing and singing on his dining room table in boxers and some guys button down shirt. Then you got down to go to the bathroom and nobody had seen you since.

Finally I found you passed out in a snow bank outside. Passed out cold, literally. If I hadnt found you, you would have frozen to death. Did you ever find your bra and jeans?
Tina: I dont remember much about that night, but I dont think Id have froze, I had enough alcohol in me to keep alive. God I got so sick that next morning.

Vanessa: I had to have help getting you home and then you were so so sick, you were green for days.
Bette: So tell me T, did you ever find your bra and jeans? Laughing.
Tina: No.

Tina: Okay Van, remember when I had to bail your ***** out of jail for fighting with that ***** Terri West.
Vanessa: Yeah but did I kick her *****?
Tina: Yes, you did.
Vanessa: Dont ***** with me or my friends.

Tina: She deserved it, her and her friends, Marcy and Lori, were flirting with our dates. Van you were with Sam and I was with Andy. The guys were playing pool, and Terri and her friends just started flirting, then Terri made some smart ***** comment about Van not woman enough for Sam. Van told her to back off, but she just wouldnt listen. Next thing you know Terris ***** is on the ground with Van on top of her beating the ***** out of her.

Vanessa: She threw a drink in my face, glass and all. I took care of it; she never messed with me or you again.
Tina: No, and we never went out with Sam and Andy again either. Laughing. You were lucky she decided not to press charges.
Vanessa: She was scared of me and my family. She knew we could take care of her if you know what I mean. Laughing.

Vanessa poured more tequila; they were doing shots and beer chasers. They were on shot number four and they lost count of the beers.
Bette was enjoying the stories and wasnt paying attention how much they were drinking.

Vanessa: Remember when we went to that Bon Jovi concert and we snuck backstage, and you kissed Ritchie Sambora.
Bette: You kissed Richie Sambora?

Tina; Yeah, I did. But we had to make a quick get away, cause Van stole some t-shirts and drumsticks. And then some one said the cops were on there way to bust up the party before it got out of hand. So we ran out with a security guard chasing us.

Vanessa: We lost him, he was slow. We ran out the door and jumped in a cab. Then we noticed it had no driver. We could hear them running after us, so I .
Tina: ***** Van you hot wired the cab and stole it.
Bette: What? You stole a cab.

Vanessa: laughing. Yeah, it was so fun.
Tina: No it wasnt I was scared shitless.
Vanessa: we only took it about six blocks to where our car was parked.
Tina: And when we looked nobody was after us by the time we got to our car. Jesus that was so stupid.
Vanessa: TK you loved it at the time. Laughing. Wasnt Emily Jacobs with us?

Tina: Yeah, she was a whining *****, she was so scared and we had to drag her or she would have got us caught.
Vanessa; She never hung out with us after that. Laughing. Tina didnt she hit on you that night?

Bette: What? A ***** college experience? You didnt tell me.
Tina: It didnt happen; she tried to kiss me earlier at the concert. I told her I wasnt interested. I told her I wasnt into women. Laughing.
Vanessa: We should call and tell her you are now. Laughing hysterically.
Tina: Shut the ***** up Van. Im not interested in just any women, just one woman. And its Bette.

They were still drinking and it was getting late, they had lost track of how much they had drank, but the tequila was almost gone, and they were slurring their words and slowly sinking into the sofa lower and lower.

Tina was on Bettes lap and was putting her hands everywhere on Bette. Vanessa was laughing at her. By this time they are all very drunk.

Tina: Whats so funny?
Vanessa: That youre a ***** now, you and Bette. I would of never thunk it.

Tina kissed Bette deeply her tongue going down Bettes neck and back to her mouth. Tina looked at Vanessa.
Tina; Does that convince you?
Bette: It convinced me. Laughing. Bette started nuzzling Tinas neck her hand sneaking up under her shirt.
Vanessa: Jesus, I dont want to watch ***** ***** you two. Yes Im convinced, just stop.

Tina: Why Van does watching us turn you on? Laughing at her.
Vanessa: Uh no, but it reminds me I brought you a gift. Van got up stumbling and went and got something out of her bags. She handed a wrapped gift to Tina.

Tina: Whats this for?
Vanessa: Well think of it as an engagement gift, or a thank you for entertaining me this week. I thought what do you get ***** couple that they both could use and enjoy, and this is what I came up with.

Tina opened the box and laughed out loud at what was inside.
Bette: What is it T?
Tina took it out and held it up to her. It was a bright red eight inch vibrator/*****, with a package of batteries, a blindfold, handcuffs, massage oil, and candles. A whole love making toy kit. Bette laughed and blushed.
Tina: Uh thanks a lot Van, I think.
Bette: Yeah, thanks Vanessa, you shouldnt have. Laughing.

Bette tried to stand up and fell back down on the sofa.
Bette: Baby I think I drank to much, I think I better get to bed.
Tina: Yeah its late, Van you got everything you need.
Vanessa: Yes, Ill see you guys in the morning. Goodnight and thanks for having me.

They helped each other up and stumbled against each other and fell, and for some reason they all three thought this was hilarious. When they composed themselves they got up and went to bed.

Bette went on into the bedroom while Tina helped Van to her room. When Tina got to her bedroom she found Bette stark naked on top of the bed passed out. Tina got undressed and lay down beside her. Tina snuggled close to her and kissed her.

Tina: Goodnight baby I love you.
Bette: mumbling. Um, goodnight I love you.
They fell asleep with tequila induced dreams.