Bette picked me up as always on time, which was ok with me as I was dying to see her. ..I dont remember why but we didnt see each other in over a week so ..as youd imagine I was dying to kiss her and have her all by myself Tina was saying, her eyes closed, leaning back on her seat, enjoying the memory.

Yeah, (chuckles) exactly Bettes plans interrupted Alice.

Yeah (chuckled Tina, as did Shane) well as I was pretty much blind from lust and desire for her I clothed thinking about her Tina was saying, trying to keep her face straight as her smile was dying to remain on her face.

.which means she was looking hot as everadded Alice, winking at Dana.

yeah those tight leather pants were really something Tee added Shane, smiling, flirting with nurse Gorgeous, not losing a word from Tinas story.

They were new, and it was the first time I was wearing leather pants (Alice chuckled, making Dana look at her, wondering) so Bette picked me up and Id tell by the look on her face, by the way her mouth was slightly open that she liked what she was seeing so as I jumped in her car, I leaned to kiss her and indeed she kissed me we kissed for a while on my front door then, finally Bette started the engine and drove for what I thought was going to be a regular date, restaurant and then home to make out like teenagers but nopeshe had other plansas I was looking through the window she said, trying to sound casual, that a close friend of hers was having a party at her house and that we could stop by for a couple of drinks it took me by surprise, was not ready for it so I guess I was pretty slow making up any excuse which made Bette to think that I was agreeing with the plan and as she was smiling, proudly looking at me I didnt find the words to tell her that a party at one of her friends, whom I didnt even know yet was not what I had in mind but I just nodded, smiling

..first mistake first Clouseau clue my dear added Alice, nodding at Dana.

anywayyou know Miminow she is all calm down and settled but back thenshe was one of the hottest, the coolest music producers in town continued Tina.

Which, the always clever Bette quickly informed Tina aboutto calm her down am sureno pressuring her chuckled Alice to a nodding smiling Shane.

You have seen pictures of their old house it was one of those houses from the seventies…with an inside patio, with an inside rectangular pool that went from the living room to the garden crazy anyway we finally arrived and as Bette parked the car I noticed how crowded it must be as many cars were already there so we walked to the house, Bette took by hand smiling to me, happy, anxious for me to meet the gang, her friends

Tina stopped, sighing, opening her eyes. The girls looked at her, wondering.

You ok, Tee? Asked Shane
Yeah, just bit tired you think it will take Bette too long there, you think she is ok? Tina said, looking to the hall.

Yeah, sure Tee she is just probably having her head spinning around, scaring the ***** of Florence Nightingale, dirtying her neat uniform winked Alice, making Tina smile.

Shane, walking back from the sodas machine handed a diet coke to Tina.

So what happened once you got into the house? Asked Dana.

well, to make it easier it was a theme party Tina said before taking a sip from her coke.

Yeah! Chuckled Alice

Bette didnt know about it so she started feeling a bit out of place and you know how much she hates that me (smiling)on the other hand, was fitting perfectly as it was a rock&roll party full of leather and things like that so there we were, looking around the party was already in full swing so we just walked in I was looking around, astonished by the house and happy that every body seemed to be minding their own business but then Billy&Ted here made an appearance

hey! Interrupted Alice, not really taking offence.

Bette introduced us and Alice, always the subtly chick took me away from her to meet Mimi so there we were Alice showing her charm, teasing me sweetly (winks at Dana), walking me around the house, pointing who was whom, gossiping about them all I was relaxing a little, enjoying her company and was on my fifth champagne glass by then as waiters were walking by, offering us drinks every time we turned our head so as I was getting confident, or so I thought here (points at Alice)always the perfect host, noticed a cute (to Alice)..he was handsome I have to admit it

handsome? He was Ricky Martin for god sake Tee! yelled Alice, making Shane to smile even broadly to nurse Gorgeous, who was not very subtly following the story too.

He was? Whispered Dana.

Ok.he was mumbled Tina, smilinganyway the moment Alice saw Ricky she bacame Lucy…I was history she left me alone, in that rock&roll jungle I started looking for Bette, but big as the house was I got lostI didnt know where to look so I decided,.. noticed, that I needed to go to the bathroom so I started looking for one.. god! that house had the longest and messiest halls ever it was like being Alice in wonderlandI kept opening and closing doors only to find the most bizarre and shocking images in front of meFinally I opened one that was a bathroom a beautiful marble huge bathroom I walked in, sighing, relief to be alone for a few minutesI looked at my image on the mirror, I knew I was looking hot so nodding I decided that after using the bathroom I was going to go find Bette and drag her out of the house so we could be alone as I had planned.

exactly what happenedgiggled Alice

We yeah (Tina smiles, giggling a little).. I used the bathroom but then the professional leather chick I was well I could not put my pants on againI guess all the sweating, all the party heat glued my pants to me and once I put them down I was not able to put them upI triedI tried every possible way I lied on the floor, stretching my legs, bending themI put one leg on the toilet and pulled the other pants leg up but nothing and not only that but as I did that I hit the toiler paper which started rolling down uncontrollably I I had my pants on my ankles and toilet paper piling up on the floorI stopped the rolling and cutting the paper I threw the paper that was on the floor in the toilet

Bad idea always a bad idea whispered Alice, shaking her head.

Yeah it was as I flushed it. I realized seconds later it was a bad idea the moment the water in the toilet started to growwith all the paper I was looking at it in disbelief with my pants down, horrify I moved away from the toilet, sitting down on the tubrealizing how ridiculous I was looking and knowing Id not leave the bathroom looking like thatand seeing how the toilet paper was drifting off soaking the floorthenI started scratching my legs, they were itching, not sure if it was because of the sweating, the leather or the nervousness well I decided that I should try again, not only with cleaning the mess but with my pants too, so standing up I gave it a try, I took my pants and taking impulse tried to pull them up, but as I did I lost balance with the wet floor, only to fall down, wetting my *****, my pants and part of my beautiful shirt.

Dana was laughing hard, trying to hide her laughs as she was making quite a noise, Shane was laughing too, more quietly as Alice was pacing up and down the waiting area, nodding, chuckling.

so, soaking in my desperation, I was cursing Bette for that, I heard someone knocking on the door which only made me panic eve more there was no way Id open the door, all wet with my pants on my ankles there were celebrities out there not only thatyou all of you were there which was killing me inside to imagine you watching me like thatlooking around, desperate for a solution I noticed, behind the tub curtain a small window which I took as my salvation

second mistake pink panther in full clumsiness added Alice, smiling, shaking her head.

“Well.being the perfect mind, drunk as I wasI decided that jumping off the window was the perfect solutionso there I wasa woman on am mission

Soaking pants missiontoo bad is not a ***** movie mumbled Alice

Nurse Gorgeous chuckled from that one, making Dana, Alice and Tina look at her while Shane, nodding, smiled.

what I didnt realize till it was too late is that having your pants on your ankles make it difficult to rise, to move your legsto open them enough to jump off a window

Dana laughed hard, touching her aching stomach, looking at Tina with tears in her eyes, imagining.

..it was impossibleI was stuckin the tubunable to separated my legs enough.

Always a bad sign, always whispered Alice, making Dana to laugh even harder.

While all of this was happening Bette was trying to find Tina continued Shane.

Yeah smiled Tina.

Bette and I wandered around the house, looking for her, asking people about herand then finally after knocking on many doors we found her

Yeah, imagine those to the rescue giggled Tina.

“There was a line on the bathroom door, so after trying to let the ones waiting there to let us knock to see if she was there we heard Tina whispering something to Bette. It was impossible to know what the ***** she was saying so Bette told Tina to open the door

I didnt want to but as I was looking at my image on the mirror I had toso I opened only to find her with Shane and Alice and almost ten more girls behind they came in laughing it was ***** Tina, smiling, blushing, shook her head.

“Yeah, we came in looked around and started laughing which didnt help Tina much but then Bette, looking at Tina decided that we should find a way to help her but she could not think of anything so Alice here decided that with our help three pairs of hands she was sure Tina was going to be able to put her pants up so there we were holding Tinas pants, pulling it up wile Tina was jumping inside, trying to get the damn leather pants roll up her legs

Dana, laughing, trying to clean the tears in her eyes said, looking at Tina ,

God!…but why didnt you just took off your shoes and then your pantsam sure you could have use a towel or something and then walk out of the bathroom

Shane, Alice and Tina turned to look at her, astonished at first, smiling broadly the second later.

Exactlty but we were all drunk by then Dane we didnt think about that answered Tina, smiling at Dana.

so what did you do? asked Dana, looking at Alice, smiling.

We just threw Tina off the window

What? Danas wide open eyes almost falling off.

“Yeah Shane and I walked to the back of the house to get her while Bette held and pushed her through the window added Alice, trying unsuccessfully to look serious.

“God girls thats too funny what the ***** was Bette thinking?

She wasnt I was just loving having Tina with her pants down answered a much better looking, smiling Bette, standing in front of them, surprising them as no one noticed her walking towards there.

..and thats the first time we had a pink panther codethe first time Clouseau wasnt able to deal with a situation by himself added Shane, winking at nurse Gorgeous.