**you know the tune to the ABC song…yeah keep that in mind**

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! with every repetition of the phrase the shouting voices grew louder and louder. Alice was able to keep her balance long enough to perch herself atop the bar. She had been lucky to keep her bright red bra, miniskirt and underlying thong on her body for this long. But now she had lost, and the masses were demanding her hot, little scarlet Victorias Secret number like a blood-thirsty mob at the Coliseum. She staggered a bit as she flung her arms to reach around, but a large hand on her right butt cheek prevented her from toppling off the bar. With the room spinning and voices resounding in her head, she wrenched the clasp open and pulled the bra down her arms. The women around started hooting and shouting, literally jumping up and down giddy with excitement. Alices lips parted slightly as she panted with disbelief at her own actions. Fortunately, with so many people crammed into the apartment, it wasnt too cold, she thought. Her apprehension quickly let up; she swung the gossamer fabric above her head, moving her hips to the rhythm of N.E.R.D.s She Wants to Move which started pouring out of the speakers.

Meanwhile, Dana was still on the balcony with her tongue halfway down some womans throat. Shane watched with amusement, leaning casually against the railing. She had been given several offers, but she decided to instead direct them in Danas direction, because *****, she deserved it. Dana finally let the blonde come up for air; with a quick glance at Shane, she grabbed the woman by the wrist and pulled her into the living room. She bumped right into Bette and Tina, who were making out like a couple of teenagers next to the balcony doors. Tina broke away and smiled as Dana quickly apologized and walked past them. In the process of turning her head, Tinas hair whipped Bettes face. The long, low moan that followed made Tina look back with surprise, Babe, are you okay? Bette just grunted and tugged roughly on Tinas neck. She kept moaning loudly as their tongues twisted around each other and meshed her fingers into Tinas hair. Bette pulled away and lowered her hands to lift Tinas shirt. Tina let out a little yelp, grabbed both of Bettes hands, and pulled her toward the stairs.

Ive been looking for you

Shane turned around and was startled to find herself nearly nose-to-nose with the cute brunette from the Planet. She managed to give the girl a half-smile as she reached back to grip the railing, trying to look relaxed, Well, you found me. The girl smiled, nodding slowly; she stepped aside to stand next to Shane against the railing, So do you wanna go through the whole song and dance, or get right down to business? Shane couldnt help but gasp slightly. She looked around quickly and realized that everyone was either completely wasted or otherwise occupied. She pointed to a chair in the far corner of the balcony, Its probably the only place that isnt taken by now.

Upstairs, Tina was staggering down the hall, trying not to step on anyone. Bette was pressed into her back, kissing her neck, the back of her head, and her shoulders, with hands busily caressing under her shirt. She opened the bathroom door to find a couple straddling each other on the toilet seat and what sounded like another pair shuffling around in the bathtub. BetteJesus! she screamed as she closed the door and retreated. Bette just grunted as she again sunk her teeth into Tinas shoulder. They walked past the guest bedroom where Tina noticed there was also too much activity. Reaching Danas bedroom, she pushed the door open, only to hear a high-pitched squeal rattle her eardrums. Dana was on the bed, with her head hanging over the edge so that it faced the door. Her legs were spread apart and sticking straight up, toes curling toward the ceiling. Tina noticed her closed eyes, gaping mouth, and then a head of hair moving somewhere near the opposite edge of the bed, before she slammed it back shut. She turned around to assess Bettes reaction to the whole scene, but instead was met with fiery lips. Bette pressed her into the door, pushed her top over her bare *****, and started sucking on her nipple right there in the hall. Tinas face fluctuated between arousal and frustration as she struggled to push Bette away. Tina eyed a closet that Dana used for her equipment and prayed to high heaven that it wasnt occupied. Whoa! HANG ON Sailor! she shouted, pulling on Bettes elbows before she sank to her knees to continue her journey of lust.

With Bette draped around her, she kicked a few people out of the way of the door and swung it open. An avalanche of tennis rackets, balls, shoes and other assorted items tumbled out of the closet. Tina rubbed her head as she kicked stuff out of the way so they could make it inside the narrow closet. She grabbed Bette by the shirt and threw her inside, slamming her against the shelving. She took a deep breath, looked around once more at all the debauchery, and then stepped inside closing the door behind her. It was pitch black and the sounds of their heavy breathing completely drowned out the noises outside. Bette tried to get down on her knees again, but her back hit the shelves with a loud thud. Bette! Are you okay? Tina asked with concern. Bette just grunted and pulled her closer, pawing impatiently at her shirt until she successfully peeled it off. Tina tried to return the favor, but between Bettes lips on her face and neck, and Bettes hands all over the rest of her body, Tina didnt have much of a chance.

Bette suddenly broke away and Tina could feel her trying to undo her pants. Ive got it, Ive got it baby Tina said soothingly. Bette groaned again and pressed her hips into Tinas, grinding them slowly as she dipped her head to suck on the hollow of Tinas neck. Tina managed to unbutton Bettes pants as well as her own. As their clothes and underwear fell to the floor, Bette lifted her head; Tina could feel Bettes uneven breath all over her face. Suddenly, their lips touched, softly caressing each others mouths. Bettes hand smoothed over Tinas right thigh, lifting it so that it was pressed into her hip. Tina moaned as she braced her foot on one of the shelves, feeling Bettes searing wetness against her own. Bette deepened the kiss, delving her tongue into Tinas mouth; she slowly moved her hips forward, sliding her slickened ***** against Tinas. Tina released a shuddering breath, which mingled with Bettes just below her chin as Bette continued to grind into her. Bette grunted again, realigning their bodies to maximize contact. She created a steady rhythm, pressing her body harder and harder into Tinas and causing the door to rattle on its hinges with every thrust.

Whether it was the alcohol, the atmosphere or (most probably) the combination of both, Tina didnt care, she cried at the top of her lungs as Bette continued rub their bodies together.

AhfuckBettefuckuhahahfuck!

As Tinas body began to jerk, Bette slowed down, firmly moving her hips from side to side. She tightened her grip Tinas body, still slowly gliding her swollen ***** against Tinas, Do you want me to ***** you? she breathed into Tinas ear. Tina let her feet slide further into the shelves so that she was flush against Bettes chest and nuzzled her lips through Bettes sweat-soaked hair, ***** me, Bette! ***** me hard! With a final grunt, Bette adjusted their bodies and began thrusting into Tina as if her life depended on it. They both moaned and groaned in time with the banging of the door.

** The Next Day **

The entire apartment looked like awell, just imagine, it was the ***** aftermath of a full-out orgyanyways. Shane had been awaken by the dawn sun pouring over the balcony. She was grateful that Dana lived on the fifth floor since she was shirtless, sprawled out on a couple of chairs. Since she couldnt find her own shirt, she picked on up from the floor which was pretty cool actually: it had a picture of a crossed-out *****. She spent the next couple of hours ushering people out of the various rooms and trying to clean up as much as she could. She found Alice lying on a bed of three other women, stripped down to her thong, which she had tried to cover up with a dish towel. Shane noticed Bettes leather coat draped over the back of a chair and carefully gathered Alice with it. She helped Alice over to a couch where she collapsed back to sleep. She found Bette and Tina several minutes later, spooning together in the bathtub with several towels serving as sheets. I guess they claimed it after Lilly and Rose were through, Shane thought. She decided to let them sleep for a bit longer.

By 1 oclock in the afternoon, Shane was sitting on the kitchen counter, quietly sipping coffee and reading the paper. She had cleared out the whole house and gone to the nearby Seven-Eleven and picked up coffee and donuts. Bette and Tina came plodding down the stairs, holding their heads and looking VERY hungover. Looks like you guys had fun last night, Shane said brightly. Bette just glared through darkly rimmed eyes and sunk to the floor after claiming a cup of coffee. Tina leaned her elbows on the counter, delicately rubbing her forehead, What time is it, she whispered. Shane glanced at her wristwatch, Its almost 2:00. Bette clutched her head at the sound of Shanes voice, Shane! Do you have to talk so ***** loud! she hissed. There was a short snort from the living room and Shane waved her hand freely, Thats just AlI think shes gonna be out until next Tuesday, she commented as she smoothed out her newspaper. Tina looked around and then back at Shane, Wheres Dana? Shane finished swallowing her coffee and offered a cup to Tina as she answered, Shes up in her roomshe looks wiped out. Tina chuckled stupidly as the image of Dana getting pleasured jumped into her mind, I wonder whyhuh, Bette? Tina’s little wink went unnoticed by Bette who was busy rubbing her eyes. As she curled her fingers around the cup, Tina suddenly grimaced and clutched her stomach, Ill be right backI have to peeor pukemaybe both.

Shane watched her slowly shuffle up the stairs, then looked down at Bette with a little smile, You guys want me to drive you homeyou know Im a sucker for that Saab. Bette shook her head with a pained expression, Maybe in a few hoursI dont think I can moving from this spot, much less a car ride. Shane chuckled into her coffee cup as another snort from Alice cut threw the quiet morning air.

Shane?

Yeah

Can I ask you a question?

Shoot!

What was in that punch?

Shane bit her lip to keep her smile from growing to wide. She looked down at Bette and dramatically cleared her throat, ABCDEEE!