Once out of earshot Alice grabbed Bette by the shoulders and spun her around so they could make eye contact. What the ***** was that? Alice asked looking a little confused herself. Bettes face broke out in the biggest smile Alice had ever seen as Bette simply responded Hey Al, do you believe in love at fist sight?

Of course I believe in love at first sight. But just to remind you, this is not the first time you have seen me and well Bette, I know this is going to be painful for you to endure but I think we have already been down that road and you were just simply not woman enough for me!!! Alice quickly replied.

Bette rolled her eyes and stifled a giggle as she said I know Alice so now I am going to lower my standards to someone a little bit more obtainable and win the heart of that magnificent vision you see before you.

Alice followed Bettes glance over to Eric and Tina. Do you really think Eric has those kinds of feelings for you? I dont know Bette. I am sure if he did he would have expressed them by now. Dont you think?…… or are you just assuming he is really shy…. because I think we all know what happens when we assume….we make an ***** out of

Bette finally interrupted Alices Diatribe. Not him you buffoon ..Tina for Gods sake.I am talking about Tina!!!!

Oooohhhh!!! Alice feigned surprise at this revelation.

Isnt she breathtaking Bette whispered

I suppose, if you like the girl next door, sweet, *****, blonde, built, luscious California beach type was Alices lascivious reply

Bette arched an eyebrow in Alices direction. Down girl, that girl next door, sweet, *****, blonde, built, luscious California beach type is all mine, or at least she will be Bette grinned.

Well Bette considering the two of you have had such in depth conversations, shared all your dreams and passions and really become so incredibly close over all the time you have spent just getting to know one another, I can certainly understand your devotion to Little Miss Malibu. I am sure Eric wouldnt mind parting with her if you give him a good deal on his next art purchase. Seriously, have you been checked for brain tumours lately? Your train of though seems to have become derailed Alice quipped

Oh ye of little faith. I think you forget it took me all of 8 seconds to get you in to bed Bette quickly responded.

Yes, that is true, but I am a *****.. and I was horny.. and I was drunk..and you tied me upand in my defense you were the least repulsive of all the woman that wanted me that night so I said what the ***** Al give her a thrill she wont soon forget Alice laughed

Well you are certainly correct about one thing. I have not forgotten and as a matter of fact there are many nights I still wake up screaming..and not in a good way Al..not in a good way at all. Bette teased

Sure Porter try and convince yourself you wouldn’t throw Tina under a bus to get your hands on these again Alice reached up and grabbed her own ***** as she looked directly in to Bettes somewhat shocked face. Well it aint going to happen Sugar Lips so just turn your attention back to Blondie over there and get on with your life for the love of God.

Bette and Alice both broke out in laughter that was loud enough to attract stares from half the room including Eric and Tina.

Baby how well do you know Bette asked Tina

Oh we are really just casual acquaintances. We only have contact when I am looking to buy some art or if she is having one of these openings. We dont hang out and go to the movies if that is what you mean. Why are you jealous Peanut? Eric inquired

Tina smiled back at her cocky boyfriend and said Well I would be if it wasn’t for the fact she is so dreadfully unattractive and if I am not mistaken, it was me she seemed taken with Big Boy not you.

Eric laughed at Tinas description of Bettes reaction to her and replied. Well you are right. It is unfortunate that she is so unattractive and it is also true that her desires run towards the females of the population. Dont worry though honey. I will protect you from Bettes unwanted advances.

Who said they would be unwanted Tina jokingly replied

Who are you trying to kid. You would run a mile if Bette Porter hit on you. Eric said

You are right Baby I would, but I have got to admit she certainly is the most striking women I have ever seen. Tina reached out and took Erics hand. But you are the only one I want Baby so it is a mute point..unless of course Ms. Porter has a brother. Tina smiled and leaned in to give Eric a soft gentle kiss.

Bette and Alice stood watching this endearing exchange between Eric and Tina from across the room.

Well Porter, this doesnt look like it is going to be easy, even with your fine honed methods of seduction. Alice stated

Oh Al, dont you know nothing worth getting is ever easy. Besides I have a plan and you are going to help replied Bette

Should I hold her while you pour a bottle of tequila down her throat? No point in being subtle this late in life toots Alice joked

Bette couldnt help but snicker as she grabbed Alices hand and pulled her in the direction of Eric and Tina. Just follow my lead and dont make me hurt you Bette growled.