Chapter 115

Bette and Tina dragged their sorry – and very tired asses – out of bed and again made their way to the nursery. The babies were both crying and very definitely in need of new diapers and a feeding.

“You know Baby…I think we should feed the babies and get dressed and go feed the crowd that we’ve so rudely ignored all night.” Tina smiled at Bette and kissed her. “Thank you for last night…ummmm….and this morning…it was beautiful.”

“Tina…you know…that last time…I felt myself falling in love with you all over again. The whole night was very special – but that time – it was…I can’t describe how it felt…there are no words.” Bette kissed Tina and then looked into her eyes and smiled.

Bette and Tina decided to feed the babies in the nursery. “Come here.” Bette motioned for Tina to come and sit with her on the floor. Bette held Taylor and Tina held Dylan. “Tina…you know I love you very much don’t you?”

“Yeah Baby…of course I know you do…I have never doubted that….”

Bette buried her face in Tina’s hair….something she always loved to do. She whispered into Tina’s ear as Tina fed Dylan. “I’m so happy that we had last night…and that we have the rest of our lives together.” Bette sighed. “Tina?”

“Yeah Baby?”

“I really am blessed to have you in my life…very blessed. I really don’t think life can get any better than it is right now.”

“Nope…I don’t think so Babe…nothing is better than this.”

They switched babies. Bette was now holding Dylan while Tina fed Taylor.

When the feeding was done – they took the babies with them and went into the bedroom and got dressed. Babes in arms – they prepared to join their friends for breakfast. They left the bedroom and made their way to the kitchen.

Bette scanned the room…everyone was there…including Tim…who opted to stay overnight even though he clearly could have ventured the 50 feet across the yard to go home the night before. “Good morning everybody….ALICE!”

“Don’t start yuppie!”

“Now I ask you hippie – who just started something? Ahhhh gee…that might have been – YOU!”

Dana had an idea what was going to happen next. “Gee…I REALLY need to pee!”

Tina looked at her. “Thanks for sharing Dane!”

“No problem…I really have to go – NOW!”

“So HIPPIE! Tell me – were you two able to finish what you started in the pool – in the middle of the night?” Bette grinned and raised her eyebrow.

“Come on yuppie – must you?” Alice looked flushed.

“Yes – as a matter of fact – I MUST!!!!” Bette was really enjoying herself at Alice’s expense.

Shane looked at Alice. “Doing the nasty in the pool huh? Have you no shame???????”

“Oh ***** Shane…like you’ve never done it in the pool!”

“Well… my my Alice…. so you and Dana WERE doing it in the pool!” Shane grinned at Alice. “So – tell us – how did Bette and Tina find out? Did they SEE YOU DOING IT????”

“Shut up Shane….just shut up. Is Porter paying you to be an *****?”

“An *****!? Well – now I’m insulted! So – give us details – how long did you do it? When did Bette and Tina find out? Did you make alot of noise? OH GEE…is that what I heard when I went to the kitchen for a drink of water? Well….I’ll be damned – it was you two that I saw in the pool. Nice moves Al!”

“MY MOVES!” Bette looked at Shane and smiled – silently thanking her for helping to give Alice the ***** she deserved!

“OH MY GOD!” Jenny covered her mouth with her hand. “IT WAS YOU TWO!” She smiled. “Nice moves Alice! Really nice! Learned them from Bette huh?” Jenny winked at Bette. Bette smiled.

Alice shook her head. “Oh good God! Who didn’t see us? Raise your hands.” Not a single hand went up. At that moment Jackie walked into the room. “Jackie – you didn’t see anything going on in the pool last night did you?”

Jackie looked at Bette…then at Tina…then at Alice. “You mean you and Dana doing it in the pool? Nice moves Alice! Those were Bette’s moves weren’t they???? But I have to tell you – Bette really has them perfected! You seem to need another lesson – but keep your hands off of my Sunshine!”

Bette looked at Jackie and grinned.

“My little girl’s side, of course – she’s so lucky to have such a SKILLED lover!” Jackie smiled broadly at Tina and then at Bette.

Tina smiled at Jackie. “Yes I am…makes everyone…like say ….ALICE… pale in comparison!”

“I don’t PALE in comparison!” Alice could have kicked herself for that comment.

“Um…Alice?” Tim seemed to need to get his two cents in too. “Um…yeah you do Alice.”

“And how the ***** do you know?” Alice glared at Tim.

“Well I saw you and Dana…and I’ve seen Bette and Tina more times than I can count….OOOPS!……” Tim’s voice trailed off.

Kit finally spoke up. “Come on everybody…let’s get our minds out of the pool…and the gutter….let’s eat.”

Bette couldn’t resist. “Yeah – let’s eat! So ALICE who are you…errrr….what are you going to eat?”

“God Porter….SHUT UP!”

“Ahhhhh….NO! My house…my rules!” Bette smirked at Alice.

At that moment Dana reappeared from her trip to the bathroom.

Bette scanned the room. She shook her head. “Well – it’s nice to know that we’re all a bunch of perverts! That must be why we all get along so well.”

Alice looked at Bette. “That’s the first intelligent thing out of your mouth this morning. Ok – let’s eat.”

Bette smirked again. “Yeah Dana’s back – let’s EAT…ok Alice?”

“Shut up yuppie!”

“Bite me hippie!”

“***** you yuppie!”

“No thank you hippie!”

Tina stood between Bette and Alice. She could tell they were getting close to a wrestling match. “Ok…let’s eat…then you can all go home!” Tina raised her eyebrow and looked at Bette.

Bette knew that look. She stared at Tina and mouthed. “Not again – you wanna do it again?”

Tina looked at Bette and smiled a ***** smile! A smile that definitely said yes.

Bette let out a heavy sigh. It was going to be a very long day!

TBC