Febuary 8th, 2004

Dear Diary,
what a weird day! My bondservant got herself a new servant of her own again.
I am way to leaniant with her, as these servants of her always were quite
bothersome to have around. Luckily they all didn’t stay for long. I assume
this is because my servant couldn’t afford to pay them enough. But I
digress…

Today my bondservant and her servant were performing their cleaning “ritual”
again, were they shed their ugly fur and lick each other “clean”. I have to
say that I find this quite annoying and strange. They always have to do it
when I want to take a nap and of course they have to do it right next to my
sleeping spot! I will never understand why they “clean” each other like
that. They get all wet in the progress and start to give off a quite strong
but intoxicating aroma. For some strange reason this always makes me crave
for a can of tuna, but I digress again.

Anyway, during this cleaning “ritual” something shocking happened. They were
both getting very loud, moaning and panting, wich usually indicates that
they’ll soon be finished cleaning each other. But then it happened! My
servant squirted something all over her servants face and screamed like
never before. All I could do was watch in total shock as her servant then
started lapping up this “marking” fluid to get my servant clean again! I was
utterly disgusted! No selfrespecting cat would do this, nor try to mark
their servants like that.

I was about to repudiate my servant and find myself a new one, when I
realized that she seemed quite upset about her “marking” act too. You will
probably think that I have to good of a heart, but I changed my mind and
decided to keep her. After all she was usually a very good servant…
preparing delicious foods for me, giving me my daily backrubs and of course
taking care of my litterbox.

I just wish she would let her own servant go, and start cleaning herself
with that pink, buzzing rod of hers again. That was far less annoying then
these cleaning “rituals” with her servant that can take hours to complete.


Febuary 29th, 2004

Dear Diary,
finally! The servant of my bondservant just left. She must have run out of
money to pay for her services and seemed very upset about it. I tried to
soothe her, but it didn’t work to well. Even though I’m happy that it’s only
me and my servant again, I feel bad for her that she lost such a good
servant. Her servant was always very motivated and enthusiastic and seemed
to have done an excellent job in thoose cleaning “rituals” they both seemed
to cherish so much.

I hope she will get over it soon, and be able to take care of her cleaning
“ritual” on her own too. I will go now and enjoy the renewed peace and quite
in my home and maybe take a nap on the sunny spot next to the window.


March 28th, 2004

Dear Diary,
it happened again! My bondservant brought home another servant of her own…
AGAIN! How could she do this to me? Everything was just back to normal after
the other one left, and now she does it to me again. She really has to be
desperate this time. Her new servant is of really low quality. Even though
they are engaging in a lot of thoose cleaning “rituals”, that new servant
doesn’t seem to do her job quite as thorougly and professional as her last
one. No wonder she has refrained herself from “marking” this one too.


March 30th, 2004

Dear Diary,
I have to get rid of that new servant *****. She doesn’t seem to understand
her place in the pack and treats me VERY disrespectfull. Even after I gave
that imbecile the claw twice! she didn’t get the point at all. How can she
dare to disregard my position like this? I will have to take more extreme
measures to make sure she leaves as soon as possible!


April 4th, 2004

Dear Diary,
my attempts to get rid of that ***** have all failed! She even dared to kick
me, when my servant wasn’t around. She shall pay dearly for that! I already
urinated on her fur after she shed it for the cleaning “ritual”, but it
already gave off a very retched smell. I will go now and plot my revenge!


April 10th, 2004

Dear Diary,
the ***** is still there, and my food started to taste funny! I also might
be developing a gastric ulcer as a result of the stress and anger this *****
is causing me. But I got back on her for that… I vomited into the things
she normally wears on her feet. That will teach her!


To be continued?