Okay kids. Everyone insideMr. Oscar has got snacks for everyone, and also a magic show with the Great Ali Baba. Come on everyone inside.
But Ms. Tina. We havent gotten to throw our pies at the funny lady yet.
There, there Bobby. Its okay. Why dont you go run inside for some snacks, and after the magic show you can come back out and throw some pies. How does that sound?

Tina was still running around in her chicken costume trying to round up the kids and hustle them inside causing her feathers to flutter everywhere. Shane and Bette had helped to rig Tinas costume so that she could lay plastic eggs, which contained prizes for the children. She had been wandering around all day doing funny chicken dances and clucking around, laying eggs, much to the delight of the kids. And while it had been fun, now when it was time to round up the little ones and move around a little quicker, Tina was finding it hard to accomplish.

As Tina was rounding up the last of the children and ushering them inside, Dana decided to wander around and say hello to her friends at their respective booths. Dana made her way through the different booths and attractions trying to find her friends. She passed Bette at the dunking booth, noticing that she was quite dry and seemed to be enjoying the California sun.

Hey Bette! Hows things going here for you?
Hey there Dane! Oh things are going great! I pulled in a bunch of money already, and only half the day is done.
Well thats just great! But how did you pull in a lot of money if you seem to just be sitting there high and dry?
Hahawell thankfully the kids cant throw very well. So Ive just been taking a sun tan insteadeasy money!
Better watch what you say Bette.might come back to bite you in the ***** yah know?!

Dane waved goodbye to Bette and kept wandering around. She came to the pie-eating booth and popped in to talk to Shane. Shane was busying herself cleaning up the mess made from the baby pie eating contests that the kids were participating in all day. Dana jumped in and helped Shane clean up a bit,

Hey Shanegood business here in the pie eating contest booth.
Yeah not bad. The kids are hella funny when they compete. And damn.some of them can eat.
Well didnt Tina say something about a grand finale for the contest later today?
Yeah it will be for all of the adults here todayand seeing as how this is my booth, Tina made me promise to compete in the finale.
Hahahawell good luck with that. Ill be right here rooting you on for thewell what ever it is that Tina has got you doing.
Yeah, I have a feeling Im gonna need it because Im not even sure what it is.

Dana wrapped up her visit and started to look for Alice in the pie-throwing booth. As Dana approached, she noticed the mess of whipped cream and empty pie tins strewn around on the ground. Alice had a goofy looking smirk on her face as Dana approached.

Hey Dane! How was the ponies?
Oh just great! They are so cute and so are the kids as they ride around.
Well thats greatare you sure you werent giving the pony rides out on your backbecause you sure smell like one.
What?! I do not! Take it back!
Why dont you make me? Pony girl!
Pony girl! Pony girl! Why I outta
You outta what?
I outta cream your face! Here we gothis pie looks just fine and has your name written all over it!
I dont think soponies dont know how to throw! HAHAHAHA!
Shut the ***** up Al!
What? What? What are you gonna do?
Ooohhhh youre askin for it missy!
Well my little ponyeven if you could throw.youre a tennis player. And tennis players cant throw for *****! Thats why they gave you fools racquets!
Shut up Al. You better shut up!
Why you aint gonna do anything about it Dane, and you know it!

With Alices last comment, Dana could take the taunting no more, she reached down and grabbed a pie, flinging it in the general direction of her friend. Not exactly knowing how to throw a pie, Dana missed horribly, warranting more taunts and provocations from Alice.

Hahahaha! You couldnt hit a buffalo Dane. Even if it was standing right in front of you. You suck! Come on I dare yah to try again!

Dana had had just about enough of Alices taunts and began reaching for the pies as fast as she could, flinging them around like a mad woman. With each miss, Alice kept at it, bugging the ***** outta Dana and egging her on. Dana was down to her last two pies, and decided to combine them into one since she could feel itit was coming and there was no way in ***** she was gonna miss Alice again.

Dana reared back and threw the pie with all that she had just as Alice was starting to say something

Dana throws like a girlnanny nanny boo b

Cutting off the last part of her words, the pie hit Alice square in the face. The whipped cream went up her nose and flying everywhere, covering her entire head. As Alice tried to wipe the cream from her eyes so that she could see, she heard it, a tremendous roar of laughter as her friends began to point and laugh till there sides hurt.

It seems that Shane, Tina and Bette had heard all the taunting and commotion coming from Alices booth and had come walking along to see what it was about. They got there just in time to see Alice get pied right in her face, and couldnt help but laugh at the expense of their friend.

Oooohhhh Al, she got you goodhahahaha!
Yeah Al.see youre ***** talking caught up with you huh? hahahaha
HAHAHAHAI mean cluck cluck cluck!

Tina was laughing so hard that an egg dropped out from between her legs, and the group erupted into fits of laughter again.

Dana turned to face Alice, dusting off her hands before she faced her friends and threw her hands in the air like she had just won the Wimbledon.

Alice was still trying to wipe the whipped cream from her face,

Now why did you have to go and do that? I didnt get hit once today! I was untouchable!
Couldnt hit a buffalo, couldnt hit a buffalo huh?. Isnt that what you said?
Well.
Not so untouchable now are yah Al? And it seems that this tennis playing pony girl got you good!
Not so fast Dane

Alice produced a pie from behind the counter and slammed it right into Danas face, and the group again began roaring with laughter again. Tina was now on the ground looking like a chicken with a seizure as two eggs popped out

Bette was laughing as she watched her friends begin to run around frantically trying to pie each other before she said to herself,
Its gonna be a long day

Tina was still laughing as she picked herself off the ground and went to join Bette in watching her friends. Wrapping her chicken wings around her wife she whispered,

And you wanna have kids huh?

At that comment Bette turned around and began to tickle Tina,

***** yeahI want 10!

Bette had Tina crouched over laughing as yet another egg came flying out.