The girls were still laughing at each other over at Alices pie throwing booth. Alice, Dana and Shane were now covered in whipped cream and there were pie tins and empty whipped cream cans strewn about. Tina had gone in to check on the kids, and to lay more eggs while they had their snacks, and Bette had disappeared without a trace sometime during the pie fight.

The three pied women were still laughing as they cleaned up. They needed to get everything back into place, and also get themselves cleaned up before the kids came back out. They had no idea how long The great Ali Baba magic show was going to last so they figured they had better get everything set back up before they would have one mad chicken on their hands, namely Tina.

Shane and Dana had headed off to the restroom to wash up, but Alice being Alice didnt follow. Instead she made her merry way down towards the dunking booth, and Bette. Since Bette hadnt joined in on the pie fun.Alice thought that she would bring the fun to Bette. When she reached the dunking booth, Bette was perched atop the seat, leaning back and soaking up the California sun.

Hey Porter! What you doing up there?
Making the most of this beautiful day and getting a tan.
Hey I brought something for you
Oh yeah?

Bette looked down at Alice and saw the pie that she was holding.

You better not Alice!
Better not what?
Just dont okay?!
What? Do this?

Alice pulled her arm back and flung the pie in the direction of Bette. She missed horribly and Bette was now clutching her stomach laughing at her friend.

Hahahahayou thrown like a girl! You were ***** talking to Dana and I think that its you that couldnt hit a buffalo! Hahahahaha!
Shut up Porter! Im just not warmed up!

Alice eyed the balls on the table and picked one up. She was tossing it up into the air as she looked back at Bette. A devilish thought ran through her mind and she wanted to make Bette pay for laughingagain.

She pulled back her arm again, this time with ball in hand. Aiming at the target that loomed off to the side of the tank.

No no no Al.

Bette lifted her hand in the air and wiggled her finger back and forth at Alice, mimicking the motions of the gladiator in the penalty pit from a few weeks ago.

Why not Porter? Yah scared?
Scared? I anint scared. I got nothing to worry about with you throwing! You throw like a girl.
Then whyd you stop me?
Cause you didnt pay up bucko! You gotta pay to play!
Oh all right.

Alice produced a few dollars from her pocket and slammed them down on the table. She then picked up the balls and looked Bette dead in the eye.

Your ***** is mine now Porter. Ill be dunking you more times than your mama did when you were a baby!
Well just have to see about that Al! Come on I dare yah to throw it!
You asked for it!

Alice reared back and let one fly.right over the protective backstop and into the sand box behind them.


Geez Al. What the ***** are you looking at?
Awwww shut up!
Maybe we should have someone patrol the area and shout Alice is throwing! Please put on a helmet! This is not a drillI repeat this is not a drill!
***** you Bette!

Bette was again holding her stomach, laughing and pointing a finger at Alice. She was laughing so hard in fact that she almost made herself fall off of the platform and into the tank herself.

Shut up Bette! I said shut up!

Alice picked up more balls and began flying them one after another at the target, determined to knock Bette off of the platform. Bette could muster no words now as she continued to laugh at Alice. She was laughing so hard that she had tears in her eyes and could barely breath. With each laugh and with each point of Bettes finger, Alice grew more and more determined to knock Bette into the water

Alice was now hurling balls like crazy. She was trying everything that she could in order to hit the target. She pitched like she had seen the pros do on TV. She tossed it underhand toward the target, with her left hand, then her right, shoot she was willing to try almost anything to hit the target.

Back from the restroom, Shane and Dana heard the laughter and commotion coming from Bettes booth. When then noticed that Alice had not followed them to the ladies room, they figured that Alice had gone off to find Bette and make some trouble. They quickly went and pulled the chicken out from the hall, telling Tina that she had better come with them to check on the two big kids that were still outside. Tina rolled her eyes and with one last cluck, followed Dana and Shane toward the miniature fair grounds.

As they approached, the three women started to giggle at the spectacle before them. Alice was throwing balls and hitting everything around except the target, her hair now disheveled and her eye brows crossed in concentration Bette was still sitting pretty, perched on top of the platform laughing her ***** off at Alices feeble attempts to hit the target and dunk Bette into the water.

They strolled up and stood behind Alice, giggling and hitting each other in the ribs in an attempt to quiet down and compose themselves, but to no avail. Still in the playful and trouble making type of mood, Shane and Dana began joining along with Bette at taunted Alice.

Alice throws like a girlAlice throws like a girlnanny nanny nanny!
Alice couldnt hit a tree if she were standing under it! Hahahaha!
Hey shut the ***** up guys! I do not throw like a girl!
Yeah you do.hahahahahayou suck!

It was bad enough that Alice was being taunted by Bette, but now her other friends had joined in too. Alice threw her last all at the target and again missed horribly. Alice hung her head in defeat as her friends continued to laugh. She made her way over toward the backstop to begin picking up the balls that she had thrown so poorly a few minutes ago.

As she strode closer and closer to the tank, and the target, little horns and a tail began to appear as she had an absolutely devious plan creep into her head.

Al, you suck man! ***** how many balls did you throw? And not one was even close.:
Yeah, yeah Porter! Laugh all you want now.but you wont be laughing when.ALICE SAN is through with you!

Bette looked puzzled at her friends last (shouted) remark. Alice san she thought to herself as she looked down at Alice who was now bowing at the target. What she saw next horrified her, as Bette quickly figured out what the heck Alice was referring toit was the Karate Kid movies!

Before Bette could even shout anything out, Alice took position and got ready for what looked like a crane kick. She lifted both her arms in the air, curling her hands and fingertips down towards the ground, as she lifted up her left leg.

HIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Alice let out a yell, pulled her arms down as she switched her legs and kicked at the target with her right leg.

*****! I missed!

Alice had missed the target. How? No one knew, but she did and she heard her friends erupt with laughter behind her! They were laughing hard at Alices antics and literally fell to the ground clutching their sides.

Baby! Honey! TTTTTT!!!!!! HELP!!!!!
Cluck cluck cluck?

Bette cried out towards Tina, yelling for help as Alice prepared herself for yet another crane kick. Concentrate Alice san Alice muttered out loud.

Seeing Alice, and hearing her words, Tina could take it no more. She grabbed on to Dana, doubled over in laughter as an egg came dropping out and rolled next to Shanes foot. When Shane saw the egg she burst out in laughter again, bending over and whacking her thigh.

The girls were still laughing when the heard another loud yell from Alice.

HHHIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Alice again executed a crane kick, as seen in Karate Kid, this time connecting with the target. The target flew back, tripping the mechanism that held Bettes platform in place, causing Bette to fall into the tack with a shriek.

It was Alice that was now doubled over in laughter as Bette came back toward the top of the tank, sputtering water, trying to catch her breath and push her hair to the side. It seems Bette had decided to wear her hair down, against Tinas suggestion to pull it back since she might get wetand now as she stood up in the tank, her hair was plastered all over her face, making her look like the creature from the black lagoon!

Everyone was laughing, pointing and gasping for air as they saw Bette climb out of the tank. Alice threw her hands up over her head and took a bow for the rest of the gang. They were all past the point of being able to stop laughing, and all four of Bettes friends fell to their knees as they started to roll on the ground in laughter.

Bette had now climbed out of the tank and walked over to the loons that were rolling around laughing. She was upset at everyone, and especially Tina for not helping her but the best she could muster was a Thanks guys in a sarcastic tone.

Bette was not paying attention to where she was going since she was so upset and turned on her heel, chin up in the air and walked smack into the table. Everyone erupted in laughter again, because they had seen all of Bettes actions and couldnt help but laugh at her. They were all practically in tears, laughing and gripping their sides as Tina rolled over and let a couple of eggs fly. The laughter just didnt stop, and soon Bette realized that if she couldnt beat them, she would join them.

She snuck away as they were all laughing and grabbed a hold of a garden hose that had been used to fill the tank. Turning it on full blast, she called out to everyone

Hey Ms. Hiiiyyyyaaahhhhh and Ms. Cluck cluck!

The girls tried to stifle their laughs and looked around to try and find Bette

Pay back is a *****!

And with that she doused everyone with the water hose and she herself began laughing like a loon as everyone shrieked and ran in her direction.Oh man, its gonna be a long day!.