THE CHALLENGE…contestant # 2

Dana, Shane and Alice were frantically running through the concords of the airport, trying to reach the area that hosted the private jets. Dana was sandwiched in between her two less athletic friends, trying to get them to hurry.

*****! Bette is gonna be pissed!
*****! We are soooooo busted!
Come on guys! Step on it!
Shut up Dane.I cant even breathe!

Dane turned to take a look at Shane and make sure that she was okay, but forgot that she was carrying her tennis racket on her back. When she turned she smacked Alice right in the back of the head, causing Alice to lose her balance, trip over her own feet, fall and go skidding across the tile floor of the hall.

Oh Fuuuuccccckkkkkkk!

Alice fell in slow motion, arms up in the air, hitting the floor with a thud and bouncing twice before sliding about 5 feet down the hall.

Shane and Dana stopped dead in their tracks, looking down at their friend who was flailing around like a fish out of water. Stepping over toward Alice, Dana made sure that Alice was okay, as she tried not to bust a gut laughing right in her face as she pushed aside Alices hair to look at her friend. Shane on the other hand was not as discrete and was doubled over, clutching her stomach, trying not to pee, pointing and laughing her ***** off at Alice.

Come on Aloff your *****! Theyre gonna leave us!
Owwwwww! ***** Dane, that hurt!
Oh quit being a ***** Allets go!

Alice rolled her eyes, and grabbed Danas out stretched hand. They continued running toward their destination, this time Alice staying well out of racket hitting range, but keeping a close eye on it to make sure that it didnt come anywhere near her head.

They finally reached the gate that led out to the air field, and saw Bette pacing back and forth, looking at her watch, Tina standing with her arms crossed, tapping her foot, and Kit trying to reassure them that everything would be okay. The running trio, slowed to a walk, trying to catch their breaththey would need it to explain themselves to their friends, as to why they were late.

The three women stood there in front of their friends explaining why they were late, but soon all six women erupted in laughter when they began to recant how Alice went sliding across the floor like a sea lion at Sea World. Bette and Tina could just picture Alice as a sea lion, sliding across the tile and flapping her flippers.

After they all shared a good laugh, the captain came out to round up the women and herd them into the jet so that they could leave.

Dam Bette! Were gonna fly in that?
Yup. Figured since it was going to be our first trip down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, I would call in a favor and get the jet so that we could fly in style.
Well then we better make the most of it. Come on lets get the party started!
***** Al, why must everything be a party to you? Did I really hit your head that hard earlier?
Shut up Dane.
Let her go Dana. You know that shes just all worked up because she knows that once we get thereshe will be in boob heaven!
Boob heaven?
Yeah. Boob heaven. Have you not ever seen video clips of what happens at Mardi Gras? Hot girls will be flashing everyone.
Really?! Well then ***** yeah.lets go!

Everyone rushed into the jet, and the captain had them taxing down the runway and in the air in no time. Once they had leveled off, everyone unfastened their seat belts and began looking around the plane.

Will you look at all of this *****. Damn talk about having way to much money.
Tell me about it. This plane probably costs more than both yours and my apartment put together.
I hear yah sistah. Even when my recording career was at its peak I dont think I would have been able to buy this.too much partying.
Speaking of partying, check it out. Look at Shane. Shes about ready to pass out.
Yeah long night as usual.

While Shane got comfortable and started to doze off, Alice, Dana and Kit continued to mill around the jet, touching and looking at everything they could get there hands on. In the mean time, Bette had wandered over to check out the lavatory facilities and upon opening the door, turned back to Tina and gave her a wink. She obviously had thoughts of putting her mile high membership to use, but Tina had other ideas.

Hey T! Come and check this out!
BetteI dont think that will be a good idearemember whos company we are in.
Damn youre right.why did I ask them along again?
Because you love them, I asked you, and you love me.
Oh thats right.and I love you too.

Bette walked over and pulled Tina into her arms, she leaned in and began to kiss Tina, oblivious to the fact that their friends were with them on the plane.

Geez Porter! Get a room!
You get a room Al! Just remember who got us this jetor you will be walking your sorry ***** back home from Louisiana.

Alice stuck her tongue out at Bette, gave her the finger and continued on with her inspection of their accommodations for the flight. The four women soon sat back down in their very comfortable seats, talked and had some lunch as their flight continued on. Shane was so tired, that even the aspect of food did not wake her from her peaceful slumber, and soon Alice and Bette were conspiring like little kids as to what they could do to a deeply sleeping Shane.

Come on Bette it will be fun! We can scribble on her face just like those Captain Morgan commercials.
I dont know Al. Seems a bit mean to me. Why dont we just put some toothpaste on herat least it will come off and maybe shell smear it all over her face before she wakes up.
Hmmmm.well why dont we do both. Deal?
Deal!

Tina, Kit and Dana sat there and shook their heads at the two big kids that had decided to join them on the trip. Bette and Alice tiptoed over to where Shane was laying out on one of the plush recliners in the jet. They were trying their best not to laugh out loud as Alice began to draw a goatee, mustache and eyebrows on Shanes face and Bette began to lightly smear toothpaste over Shanes forehead and cheeks.

The smell of the marker that Alice was using began to rouse Shane, and she brushed her hands over the toothpaste that Bette had smeared on, causing it to spread all over her face. Everyone in the jet, especially Alice and Bette tried their best to stifle their laughs, covering the mouths with their hands to try and quite the laughs that were threatening to spill out. Shane began to stir a bit more, and finally opened her eyes, to see Alice and Bette looming over her with a tube of toothpaste and a black marker.

What the

Touching her face she saw the toothpaste, then turning to look at her reflection in the nearby window, Shane let out a scream.

Oh ***** no! What the ***** guys?!

She lunged for Alice and inadvertently knocked the tube of toothpaste right into Bettes mouth, before falling flat on her face because Tina had tied Shanes bootlaces together while the other two were not looking. The whole plane erupted in laughter as Shane hopped over to Alice and practically tackled her on the couch.

Pprrrrrrrrrtttttttttt

When Alice landed she hit the whoopee cushions that she had hid earlier, causing them to expel the air that they housed with a loud noise, causing everyone to again burst out laughing, most of them now reduced to tears.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!
What the ***** Al? Too much chili before we left? Hahahahaha?
***** you! Just you wait! Captain Morgans pen will strike again!

Making her way over to the table that held the food, Shane picked up a muffin and hurled it at Alice. But Alice ducked out of the way, avoiding the muffin, which now whizzed pass Alice hitting Dana square in the forehead. Danas jaw dropped open, as she stared down at the muffin, the laughter of her friends ringing in her ears.

Picking up the muffin, Dana flew it back at Shane,

Take that Captain Morgan!

The muffin bounced off of Shanes chest and plopped down on Tinas head before falling to the floor. Everyone stopped and stared at each other for a moment, trying not to laugh, before simultaneously yelling,

FOOD FIGHT!

All six women mad a dash for the rest of the food that was on the table and began to sling it around the jet. They were slipping and sliding on the fallen food and was laughing so hard that most of them began to crash into each other as they ran, ducked, and flew food at each other.

Getting caught square on the nose with a piece of fruit, Tina made a mad dash at Dana and slipped on some fallen frosting, causing her to miss Dana and fly head on into Kit.

Oh damn! Kit look out!
Huh?

Kit turned around to see Tina heading straight for her, but was so shocked that she couldnt move. A muffin flew out of the air, smacking her on the side of the head just as Tina barreled into her, causing both women to fall, asses up in the air over their heads.

Hahahahahaha!
***** that was hilarious!
Did you see them? Their asses were up and over their heads! Hahahahaha!

Everyone was laughing hysterically as they made their was over to where Kit and Tina were sprawled out on the floor. They helped the two women to their feet while continuing to laugh in their faces. Tina pretended to pout, but soon couldnt stop herself from laughing as she pictured how she and Kit must have looked to their friends

After a few minutes, the women fell onto whatever seat was available, laughing so hard that they couldnt see through the tears that had formed in their eyes. Alice had hid more whoopee cushions around the plane and when everyone sat down it sounded like a chorus at a bean convention. The women continued to laugh hysterically, pointing at each other and making fun of the interesting food patterns that now appeared on each of them.

Finally exhausted, their stomach muscles sore from all the laughter, the women calmed down, giggling every once in a while at the thought of what had just happened. They talked as they cleaned up the mess, continuing to laugh at each other, flinging more food every once in a while. Each one of them could only imagine what New Orleans had in store for them, given the hilarity of the plane ride alone. They were so engrossed in what they were doing that no one had noticed that Alice had slipped away.

As they turned to look about the cabin for Alice, the captain called over the loud speaker, letting the girls know that they would be landing in a few minutes. Everyone scurried to finish cleaning up and prepare for landing, when out of the corner of the cabin, Alice came flying out at them, cans of silly sting in hand. She depressed the buttons of the cans letting the gag prop do its work,

Time to party! Its MARDI GRAS time baby! New Orleans here we come!!!!

Covering their faces to try and hide from the silly string, everyone had one thought in mind,

Holy *****! Alice is gonna be at Mardi Gras!

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