Alice and Shane walked into Milk with the intentions of forgetting there troubles. They quickly found a table and sat down.
A cute cocktail waitress found her way over to their table.

Waitress: “Hey ladies. What can I get you?” she asked staring at Shane and flashing a smile.

Shane: “Uh i’ll just have…a…corona.” she said not paying attention to the woman staring at her.

Alice: “I will take…a shot of vodka and a miller light.” she said giving Shane a wierd look

Waitress: “Ok, i’ll be right back” she said as she suductivly struted away.

Alice: “What the ***** was that? She would have had ***** with you right here if you would have payed attention to her.”

Shane: “whatever” she quickly replyed then looked away.

As soon as the waitress came back with their drinks Alice pounded the shot and quickly started on her beer. Alice pulled out her cell phone and looked at it.

Alice: “What the *****. George was supposed to call me like eight hours ago. Where the ***** could she possibly be?” she said as she threw her phone back into her purse.

Shane shrugged her shoulders and looked towards the bar. She sqinted her eyes and said “right there.” Alice looked at her with confusion and looked in the direction Shane was looking.

Alice: “What the ***** is she doing here?” she questioned as she got up from her seat and walked over to George. “Hey” she said as she put her arm on her shoulder to get her attention.

George: “Alice!” she shouted. “I am so happy to see you” she said as she tried to make her eyes focas. “where am I?” she wispered as she grabbed onto Alice for support.

Alice: “Your ***** kidding me right. Your trashed. Where have you been why didn’t you ***** call me?” she said helping George steady herself. Alice then motioned over to Shane to help her.

What Alice didn’t know is that about an hour after George talked to Tina she wondered into a bar. There she sat for a few hours. Once the bartender stopped serving her she stumbled into Milk and there she sat till now.

Shane: “Woah George what happened to you?” she said grabbing her arm to help Alice.

George: “Shane!” she said swinging her head around. “your here too?! Thats so awesome.” she proclaimed

Alice: “We have got to get you out of here, your a mess. Shane, please do something about this”

Shane: “Ok, alright. Here we go. Oops watch your step.” she said leading George to the door.

George: “Thanks Shane. Your so lovely.” she said resting her head on her sholder.

Alice: “Oh god! Let’s go.” she said as she rolled her eyes and led them outside.

They got outside and sat George down at a bench.

Alice: “Ok now we have to get her home.”

Shane: “I’ll take her, it’s on my way anyway.”

Alice: “Don’t try anything funny rico suave.”

Shane: “Funny Alice, yeah im going to take advantage of her. Thoes are my exact plans.” she said crossing her arms

Shane loaded George into her truck and drove away. George slept on Shane’s sholder the whole ride home with the exception of a few incohearant ramblings. She pulled into the driveway and practically carried George to her room. George stumbled over to her bed and fell face first into the sheets. “woah, everything is spinning.” she said as she turned her face to breath then gave out a chuckle. Shane sat on the bed next to her, she pulled up the sheets and and said “sleepy time little drunky”. When she went to stand up George flung her arm over her legs preventing Shane from standing up. “L.A. is scary place. Stay with me for a while.” she said trailing off into a drunken slumber. Shane smiled and stayed put.

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George woke up the next morning to Alice’s voice screaming at her on her answering machine. “Hey, wake up you lush. What happened with Tina yesterday! We are supposed to be a team here. There is no “i” in team damnit!” George grunted and rolled over. “uh *****” she said trying to sit up. “what the *****…wow George you look hot this morning” she said to herself looking in the mirror. She put on a pair of old jeans and grabbed the nearest hoodie and stumbled out of her door. On her way to the front door she ran into one of her housemates. “Looks like you had a rough night” he said smiling. “Yeah you could say that” she said squinting at the light shining through the window. “Your girlfriend is cute” he said. “huh, what? I don’t have a girlfriend” she said looking at him confused. “Oh, I saw a girl leaving your room this morning, I just figured.” he said apologeticly. George was totally confused. Bits and peices of the night were slowly coming back to her. “Oh…that was Shane, my sisters friend. She was just giving me a ride home last night.” She couldn’t remember what time she left however. She walked outside trying to hide her eyes from the mid-morning sun. She quickly walked over to her car. “Hmm how did my car get here I wonder.” She shruged her sholders and got in. She put her sunglasses on and put her hood up. She turned on the car, lit a cigarette and drove away.


George walked into the Planet with her hood still covering most of her head. She slowly made her way over to Alice, Shane and Tina. Alice looked up noticing George standing behind Tina.

Alice: “Oh look everyone death is here.” she said pointing up at her. “Wow, George you look very much like…. a dirty skater today.”

George: “Why thank you. You look stunning as well.” she said pulling up a chair next to Tina.

Tina: “Yeah George you look like *****.” she said placeing her hand on her sisters sholder. “well guys, I gotta go.” she said as she grabbed her keys and stood up. “I have to go talk to Bette” she said looking at George.

George: “You do. Already?” she said not thinking it was a good idea to tell her about the baby so soon.

Tina: “Yeah, I have to. I’ll be ok. I’ll call you later ok.” she said giving her a slightly fake reasuring smile. “I have to pick some things up anyway. Ok, bye guys.”

Shane: “Yeah I gotta go too, ive got a client to attend to.” she said as she stood up.

George: “Hey Shane, we didn’t sleep together last night did we?” she blurted out

Alice sat with a shocked look on her face.

Shane: “haha, no we didn’t dont worry. Later guys.” she said then walked towards the door.

Alice: “Thats a releif. Now what the ***** happened yesterday?” she said

George:(took a deep breath) “I can’t tell you that just yet Alice. Let’s just say our plan might have gotten a little help.” she said then rested her throbing head on the table. “Why the ***** is it so hot” she moaned

Alice: “Maybe because its July and your in L.A. and your wearing jeans two sizes too big for you aaannddd a hooded sweatshirt. What the ***** do you mean you cant tell me yet?”

George: “Soon Alice, very soon”