Hahahaha okay Shane enough already

Bette and Shane laughed as Alice cleaned the concoction out of her hair and face after Shane smeared that nasty pie ***** on her again. They decided to wander over and see how Dana was doing so after getting Alice a clean shirt they made their way over to the pony booth.

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK BAAAGGGAAAAKKKK

What the ***** is that?

Alice, Shane and Bette turned around trying to see what was making all that racket.

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK BAAAGGGAAAAKKKK

Seriouslywhat the ***** is that?

Oh shithahahahahalook

Alice pointed at the racket making its way down the road towards them. Tina was driving the Chicken Mobile, which was basically a van with a hole cut out on the side that served as a counter that the food was to be served from. Sounds simple enough but this was one big chicken van. It was bright yellow with a huge chicken head on top and a tail coming out the rear, which served as a counter with napkins and forks on it. Tina was sitting in the drivers seat which was cut out of the eye of the chicken and she was still dressed up in her chicken costume and clucking away happily while she beeped the horn, which caused that ungodly racket that the girls had heard earlier.

Look at Tinaholy ***** shes driving a chicken vanhahahahawell I guess one good cluck deserves another.HAHAHAHAHA

The girls looked at Tina and they were all laughing so hard they had tears coming to their eyes. Tina smiled happily as she drove the little van through the crowd and stopped close to where the girls stood. This Chicken Van was quite a site to see and many people just crowded around her to see the spectacle she was operating. She lifted a wing of the van, opening the counter and soon people were lining up around her quickly to buy the great smelling chicken that was for sale. The three girls walked over to see Tina and when they saw how the chicken was being sold Alice was laughing so hard she nearly peed in her pants. When the customer ordered the food Tina would get the chicken from the back and send it out to the customer in the special egg package they had made for the fair. Yes, you were getting your food in a Styrofoam egg. The egg was then placed in a contraption that would send the egg out to the customer via a little hole on the side, kind of like a where the butt of the chicken would be. Alice thought this was just too funny so she decided she needed to order food. She walked up to the window and smiled at Tina.

One please

Tina just smiled at Alice as she loaded the egg into the shoot. She pushed the button and the egg came out of the hole causing Alice to double over laughing and making all kinds of noise.

This is greatyour food is ***** out to youHAHAHAHA

On the other side of the fair Dana was at her booth sitting down looking bored. She hadnt gotten much action today and with it almost being closing time she wondered how bored the ponies must be. Shed heard the racket and tried to see what was going on but since she had to stay at her booth she couldnt quite see what the commotion was. Just when Dana thought she was going to go out of her mind with boredom, a family came up and wanted to ride the ponies. It was a father and his two little girls and Dana thought they were the cutest little thing and smiled at them warmly as she went to set the ponies up on the merry-go-round thing they would be attached to. She got the first pony set up without any problems but it was the second pony, Bruno, which decided to cause her some serious trouble. She went over to get Bruno, and Bruno was not in a good mood to say the least.

Come on Brunolets goits show time

Bruno was a rather large pony with jet-black hair and a white stripe down his belly. The owners of the ponies told Dana that Bruno was the most temperamental of the bunch, but he loved kids. The owner insisted that once kids were on him he was quite the gentleman, but it was getting the kids on him that was the trouble. She had strict instructions on how to handle him and she planned to follow them accordingly. Bruno let out a sigh as Dana untied him from his stall and led him to the merry-go-round. Hed had a boring day and he really wanted something exciting to happen. He went fine for the first couple of steps but once he caught a whiff of the food he turned sharply and took off in search of lunch.

BRUNO!!!

Danas foot was caught in the rope she had used to tie him to the stall and she noticed a little too late that she was going to be dragged wherever this stubborn pony was going. Bruno broke out to a full gallop as he got out of the pen he was supposed to be kept in and soon he was making his way down the fair towards the food. Dana tried to grab the rope to stop him but she could only grab the one tied to his saddle not the one to his bit and no matter how hard she tugged he just kept on going.

BBBRRRRUUNNOOO SSSSTOOOOPPPPP!!!

Dana was being dragged by her ankle and she could feel her butt getting all nice and colorful as she got tossed left and right. She tried to avoid any rocks or small children and she was pretty sure she was quite the site to see herself as she was being taken for a ride she didnt quite expect. As she was dragged by a few families some of the little kids started crying after seeing the horse out of control like that and she tried to yell her apologies to their horror stricken parents. It was like a bad episode of animals gone wild.

The girls heard some commotion coming towards them again and this time they couldnt figure out what it was. It sounded like yelling but they werent sure and they tried to see but came up short. Just then a family of about fifteen people came to order chicken and Tina looked stressed. She was packing the chicken into their eggs and shooting them out of the tube as fast as she could but it was to no avail. And since she was shooting them so fast they started coming out harder and soon they were just shooting out of the hole knocking people over or nailing them in the head.

CLUCKCLUCK CLUCK

Tina was getting stressed as the line got longer for her wonderful chicken and she was really beginning to sweat. She tried to pick up the pace but that only made things worse as she began to get flustered under the pressure. Eggs were shooting not only out of her van at horrendous speeds but also out of the contraption rigged to her body and she started tripping on them as she tried to hurry with the chicken orders. She was rushing from the counter to the egg shooter to grab an order for a family of six when an egg came shooting out from beneath her and she slipped on it causing her to fall flat on her face.

Cluck

She cried meekly as she struggled to get back up and finish the order. Bette and Alice saw what was going on so they tried to direct people in an orderly line instead of the mob that had formed in front of the van. At that moment Bruno found the source of the smell and he made a mad dash for the van nearly taking out half the people in line with him.

SSHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!

Cried Dana as she tried to flail her arms to get people out of the way. Bruno ran around the van a couple of times and Bette, Alice and Shane were so stunned to see Dana get dragged by the pony that they were left speechless.

CLUCK?!?!?!

Was all Tina could say as she watched her friend get dragged around. Finally a guy from the line went and stopped Bruno in his tracks and managed to untie Dana from the loop that had a grip on her foot. Her friends rushed over to her making sure she was okay while Bruno looked on with a bored expression. He wandered over to the counter top and stuck his head in to see if he could get served.

CLUCK CLUCK

Tina was yelling and waving her arms at Bruno who got the message and backed up a few steps while waiting to see what would happen. Dana jumped up like she was ready to attack Bruno when Alice and Shane intercepted her and managed to get her away from the crowd.

THAT STUPID F”

Dana the kids

Sorry.That stupid ponyughI hate animals

Dana sulked while Alice and Shane tried to hide their laughter as they helped her get cleaned up. Bette came over to make sure she was okay and the four of them got Bruno away from the crowd that had formed around him and managed to convince Dana to take him back to her booth and get him tied up again. Tina watched all this with a seriously worried expression and she wanted to make sure her friend was okay so she opened the van door and a mound of eggs came flying out since she had been squirting them out left and right during her stressful stint as a food clerk. She rushed over to Dana as best she could and upon reaching her she only had one thing to say

Cluck?