DING DONG.

Bette sprinted to the door and almost wiped out Ivan. She opened the door to the most beautiful, ***** sight that she had ever seen

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Bette: (fuckthought Bette, what a ***** *****..), hi..come in

The gang stared in complete amazement at the hot, ***** woman who entered.

Tina: thanks. Come on girls, give Bette her gift.

As Emma and Lucy handed Bette a gift wrapped in tartan paper Bette could not take her eyes off Tina, and Tina knew it. She wasnt sure what to do about it, but she knew Bette was staring at her.

Tina wore the shortest of denim shorts. Yes Kylie Minogue eat your heart out (Have you all seen the video for Spinning aroundthe wee hot pants.). They were faded and sat so low on her hips and high on her pert curvey bum. She wore a black GAP vest which had a low neck line and stopped just at her belly button, which had a very pink piercing through it. Her blonde hair was worn down with soft curls. Her toe nails were painted pink to match her piercing and her finger nails. She wore a pair of Timberland flip flops. Her perfume was DKNY which was seductive and enticing. But most of all Bette noted that she did not have a bra on. Her ***** were pert and round. *****, thought Bette, they sit like that on their own..look at them.so perfect..so much of a handful. so.***** her ***** are so she is so curvey and in all the right places. All of this also passed through the minds of everyone else. Shane decided that if Bette crashed and burned then she would go in for the kill.

Tina:..(feeling very aware that she was being stared at by everyone) Bette I am so sorry we are late. We fell asleep..so you have to excuse my clothes.after I showered I didnt have time to find anything else.

Bette:..(***** she is reading my mind..STOP STARING BETTE) Tina ..you look..amazing. Come in and lets get you a drink..

Tina: sounds FAB.

Tina and Bette headed out to the pool. Alice gave Bette the look which was returned by a dont even think about it growl. Alice winked and licked her lips.

Emma and Lucy: MUM, Bette has a pool just like ours. Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina : (laughing).wow, see we have climbing frames in our garden and over here they have pools..

Everyone watched the interaction between Tina and her children. Tina was a fantastic mother and the girls loved her very much.

Bette: what would you like to drink Tina?

Tina: oh.I dont drink very much..well thats not true..spirits and me dont mix very well.do you have lager?

Bette:lager..not sureI have bud?

Tina: yes, isnt that lager?

Shane: is beer over here but we know what you mean. Shane handed Tina a bud and gave her a wink. Tina blushed and smiled. She was aware that everyone was still staring and listening to her.

Tina: so..i take it you lot dont meet Europeans everyday?

Everyone then realized that they were making Tina feel uncomfortable. They laughed and turned away pretending to do something. That is all except Bette who hadnt moeved very far from Tina.

Bette; so Tina..have you settled a littleI thought that you had changed your mind about coming over tonight..

Tina: oh Bette I was so sleepy. As soon as I sat down I was sound. It has been very hectic getting hereand shortly after we arrived this morning my mum called and so did Eric.. (her voice trailed..)

Bette: (sensing Tinas sadness ) they were probably worried about you..

Tina: yeah right.more like missing telling me what to dooh sorry Bette I didnt mean that.its just ..*****..i need to go home..Bette Im sorry..where are the girls..EmmaLucy

Tina started to walk towards the door.

Bette: .Tinaim sorry I shouldnt have said anythingplease go..time will heal any wounds you have and running will only make them become infected. I told you I dont judge..just listen.

Tina: (turning to look at Bette and seeing that she meant it)ok, your right, (she sighed)***** BetteI hate them, hate them all. They all fucked with my life and now I have no one..except my girls.Im so aloneand so far from what I know..

Bette: ( stretching out her handand Tina took it.) Tina look out into the yard. You see my friends..they will be here for you if you need themit may take time and you may have to let us inbut herewith usis a good place to be you know

Bette softly squeezed Tinas hand and rejoiced at is feeling. Tina was amazed by Bette and enjoyed the feeling of having new friends.

Bette: ( play it cool Porter.) Come on lets have some fun..

The gang and the girls enjoyed each others company. The bud flowed and Tina finally began to relax. After a while the girls went with Kit to set up Shrek. They lay on Bettes couch with a blankie over them and dozed. Tina thanked Bette for allowing them to relax. All of the women were sitting in a circle and the conversation started to become a little loose due to alcohol.

Alice: so Tina hows the love life..

Tina almost swallowed her beer bottle and Bette threw an atomic bomb at Al via a Porter stare.

Tina: well

Bette: Tina you dont have to answer that. (at that point Al mimicked Bette with a nah nah nah nah face

Tina: ( glancing at Bette, then at the others) no it ok Bette, honest. I am/was married to Eric. Butlife changed and we aint together anymore. It is a very long story but the short version is: we met at high school at 14, went out with each other and got married at 24, no other boyfiends for me and I think no other girlfriends for him. Ehyes.we had Emma at 25 and Lucy at 26 we then started to want other things and our love life well.dried up!!!!!!!!!! Tina laughed a very nervous laugh.***** wasnt that great. It seemed to always be about him. It got to the point where I put it off so much we hadnt slept together for (all eyes on Tina esp Bettes.) 2 years.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cried everyone

Alice: no ***** way.

Bette: (harldy managing to breathe.), really Tina.what, whyI mean I dont mean to pry but 2 years(Bette was absolutely shocked. How could Eric be in the same bed as Tina and not touch her..for 2 ***** years????)

Shane: jesus I cant imagine 2 ***** minutes.

Tina: well.like I said it was always about him..you know .guyswell..(looking at Bette for support.) Bette you know rightguys.well..once they ***** they fall asleep.right Bette? (Tina was mortified at her openness)

ALL EYES ON BETTE

Bette: ( turning pink, then greythink Porterwell its now or never.) wellTina.i dont know because.I find guys a little.ehdull..due toeh..exactly the same reasons you gave!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alice gave Bette the ***** coward look and urged her to continue.

Bette: actually Tina.im not into men..Im a *****.(Bette braced herself.)

Tina: (staring.then looking at her beer bottle..then staring at everyone again)

Marina: Tina.honey we all are

Tina: WHAT.ALL OF YOUFUCK ME

Alice smiled.(yip my dear tartan piece of shortbread. thats what we were all thinking)

Tina stood up and said.

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