Ok, picture with me, the girls on stage singing karaoke The Love Shack by the B-52s. Bette is still high and the rest of the girls are slightly drunk. – Bette, Tina, Shane, Dana and Alice. Use you imagination and have a little fun with this one.


BETTE:
If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says

TINA:
15 miles to the… Love Shack! Love Shack yea

TINA:
I’m headin’ down the Atlanta highway,
lookin’ for the love getaway
Heading for the love getaway, love getaway,

BETTE:
I got me a car, it’s as big as a whale
and we’re headin’ on down
To the Love Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

DANA, SHANE, ALICE: IN BACKGROUND AND LOOKING LIKE 1960S GO-GO DANCERS:

The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby, Love Shack bay-bee.
Love baby, that’s where it’s at,
Ooo love baby, that’s where it’s at

BETTE:
Sign says.. Woo… stay away fools,
’cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!

TINA:
Well it’s set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

SHANE, DANA, ALICE LOOKING LIKE FOOLS:
The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby!
Love Shack, that’s where it’s at!

For the following verses: Dana, Shane and Alice are dancin, huggin and a kissin.
Bettte takes off her shirt and throws it into the crowd during the hot as an oven part.

BETTE:
Huggin’ and a kissin’, dancin’ and a lovin’,
wearin’ next to nothing
Cause it’s hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody’s
Movin’ around and around and around and around!

TINA, ALICE,SHANE, DANA:
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby!

BETTE:
Folks linin’ up outside just to get down

TINA, SHANE, ALICE, DANA:
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby

BETTE:
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler,
it’s as big as a whale
and it’s about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c’mon and bring your jukebox money.

TINA, ALICE, SHANE, DANA:
The Love Shack is a little old place
where we can get together
Love Shack baby! Love Shack bay-bee!
(Love Shack…Love Shack…)
Love Shack, that’s where it’s at!

TINA, ALICE,SHANE AND DANA: pretending to knock on the door:
Bang bang bang on the door baby!

BETTE: as she is leaning into them with her hand on her ear, like she cant hear.
Knock a little louder baby!

TINA,SHANE,ALICE,DANA:
Bang bang bang on the door baby!

BETTE:
I can’t hear you

TINA,SHANE,ALICE, DANA:
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang

BETTE: You’re what?…
TINA: Tin roof, rusted!

ALL FIVE:

Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that’s where it’s at
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that’s where it’s at
Huggin’ and a kissin’,
dancin’ and a lovin’ at the love shack